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[Danny-Darko]

[+ sync]

1 hour ago, Danny-Darko said:

If Jack needs any help planting those beans, I'll make myself available.  😛

[mike carey]

1 hour ago, Danny-Darko said:

It took me a few moments go 'get' the base jumping radio messages, 'King's horses and king's men ...' indeed!

[marylander1940]

[marylander1940]

[Rod Hagen]

Every joke is intentionally what now we call "Problematic" but the AI is scary good.

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Edited June 24, 2025 by Rod Hagen

[+ Gar1eth]

Is it weird that it's the $9 hot dog that I'm most interested in?

 

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[mike carey]

[topunderachiever]

11 hours ago, mike carey said:

Very Good !!  Took me a minute to get this. 

 

[mike carey]

Just now, topunderachiever said:

Very Good !!  Took me a minute to get this. 

 

Me too!

[+ Gar1eth]

7 hours ago, topunderachiever said:

Very Good !!  Took me a minute to get this. 

 

 

7 hours ago, mike carey said:

Me too!

I thought it was a typo!!

[+ Gar1eth]

My secret has finally been uncovered!!

[+ Gar1eth]

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[mike carey]

A Texas farmer went on vacation to Australia. He met up with an Australian farmer who proudly showed off his wheat field.
"That's nothing" said the Texan. "Back home, we have wheat fields that are twice as large as this."
Next the Australian pointed out his cattle.
"They're nothing," said the Texan. "Back home, we have longhorns that are twice as big as your cows."
Just then, half a dozen kangaroos bounded across the road.
"What are those?" asked the Texan.
The Australian replied, "Don't you have grasshoppers in Texas?"

[Danny-Darko]

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[marylander1940]

[Danny-Darko]

[Rod Hagen]

On 6/25/2025 at 9:17 AM, mike carey said:

Me too!

Dammit!  Hint?

[+ ProGay]

53 minutes ago, Rod Hagen said:

Dammit!  Hint?

The character wishes that “I didn’t exist.” So the Genie makes the letter “I” disappear, rendering the word “Nothing” as “Nothng.” 

Edited June 30, 2025 by ProGay

[Rod Hagen]

53 minutes ago, ProGay said:

The character wishes that “I didn’t exist.” So the Genie makes the letter “I” disappear, rendering the word “Nothing” as “Nothng.” 

Dammt!  Thank you.

[marylander1940]

[+ Gar1eth]

On 6/30/2025 at 9:01 AM, ProGay said:

The character wishes that “I didn’t exist.” So the Genie makes the letter “I” disappear, rendering the word “Nothing” as “Nothng.” 

Yikes, I've looked at this several times, and I totally missed 'Nothng,' but I did pick up 'Agan.'

Edited July 2, 2025 by Gar1eth

[+ Gar1eth]

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