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A good man suffered a sudden serious heart attack, and had immediate lifesaving open heart bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering from surgery, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance.

 

He replied, in a weak voice, "No health insurance."

 

The nun asked if he had money in the bank.

 

He replied. "No money in the bank."

 

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you with the cost?"

 

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."

 

The nun became agitated, and said loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

 

The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my Brother-in-law."

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16 hours ago, Gar1eth said:

This is long but funny. In case you aren't familiar with this comedian, he has a hearing impairment and wears hearing aids. 
 

 

He is quite funny. 

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