Guest Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 @Kevin Slater , we usually give credit to the creator of jokes we use. Here is an explanation of the joke for those who are interested: http://lindaksienkiewicz.com/bar-jokes-and-grammar/ Really, you think that each poster made up most of the jokes on this site, unless credited? I'm guessing that 99% of jokes just go around.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Lucky Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 Really, you think that each poster made up most of the jokes on this site, unless credited? I'm guessing that 99% of jokes just go around.... Yes. The lawyer in me does. And if it is copyrighted material, it should only be used with permission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealAvalon Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 Yes. The lawyer in me does. And if it is copyrighted material, it should only be used with permission. If you worked for Facebook the conspiracy theories would grind to a halt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 Yes. The lawyer in me does. And if it is copyrighted material, it should only be used with permission. OK. Even if I were to buy that Linda K. Sienkiewicz made up each of those jokes, I looked back at that page and don't see anywhere the notation: "Copyright Linda K. Sienkiewicz 2020". Or did I miss something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Chicago had a freak storm last week with wind gusts up to 80 MPH. Trees fell, power lines were down, and one person made a joke out of it all: (Be sure to zoom in) marylander1940 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealAvalon Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 The yoga instructor was famous for always overstaying his welcome. Every time he was asked to leave he said namaste A dog limps into a saloon and announces, "I'm lookin for the man who shot my Paw." The other day I spotted an Albino Dog. It was the least I could do for him. I was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it. marylander1940 and + Oliver 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Lucky Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 (edited) OK. Even if I were to buy that Linda K. Sienkiewicz made up each of those jokes, I looked back at that page and don't see anywhere the notation: "Copyright Linda K. Sienkiewicz 2020". Or did I miss something? We both need to read more carefully. I never said she wrote the joke, just that she explained it. I didn't see it my job to find out who wrote it. But, I did read the article I posted and totally glossed over this: "These jokes are all over the internet, and unfortunately I couldn’t find the author. But here they are for you, with my lessons." My apologies to @Kevin Slater . Edited August 17, 2020 by Lucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 For a doctor you need to read more carefully. I never said she wrote the joke, just that she explained it. I didn't see it my job to find out who wrote it. I don't know much about how carefully Doctors like @Unicorn read but I know for sure their handwriting is awful, maybe that's why they use a tablet now. width=486pxhttps://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/476/464/2fd.jpg[/img]width=370pxhttps://i.imgflip.com/350o59.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 + Autumnal, AceHardware, prof and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ bigjoey Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 Chocolate Milk: http://ktxs.com/news/offbeat/7-of-americans-think-chocolate-milk-comes-from-brown-cows America is doomed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 Chocolate Milk: http://ktxs.com/news/offbeat/7-of-americans-think-chocolate-milk-comes-from-brown-cows America is doomed? Now we've solved that age-old question, the next burning question is where does strawberry milk come from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 Now we've solved that age-old question, the next burning question is where does strawberry milk come from. Glad to expand your knowledge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ azdr0710 Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSR Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 [MEDIA=twitter]1294636094265450499[/MEDIA] + BlueSky 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down the street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say," "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding... He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealAvalon Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 The 45 second mark is where it gets funny: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Most of you probably know that the words root and rooted have a particular meaning in Australian vernacular. Suffice to say that no one here would for a moment consider calling a church anything like this. (Although there is a chain of tool shops that rejoice in the name Total Tools.) In case you were wondering, I googled and there is a church of that name in Florida. [MEDIA=twitter]1297150038783623168[/MEDIA] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealAvalon Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Most of you probably know that the words root and rooted have a particular meaning in Australian vernacular. Suffice to say that no one here would for a moment consider calling a church anything like this. (Although there is a chain of tool shops that rejoice in the name Total Tools.) In case you were wondering, I googled and there is a church of that name in Florida. [MEDIA=twitter]1297150038783623168[/MEDIA] What about 'root root root for the home team'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 What about 'root root root for the home team'? Isn't that what cheer-leaders are for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealAvalon Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Isn't that what cheer-leaders are for? I guess ... http://image.baltimoremagazine.com/DEC18_Feature_BODY_MEN_BG2_180109_110551.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 what’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bike And a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 A man goes to a bar in New Orleans and asks “Can I have a corona and two hurricanes please?” Bartender: “Sure, That’ll be $20.20” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ poolboy48220 Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 I had to google what "root" meant to Australians (but I'd kind of already guessed ) A co-worker who'd just relocated from England was apartment-hunting and refused to even look at a local complex named "Knob in the Woods". mike carey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 A co-worker who'd just relocated from England was apartment-hunting and refused to even look at a local complex named "Knob in the Woods". TOTALLY understandable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orville Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 width=361pxhttps://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fpics.onsizzle.com%2Flie-still-and-dont-move-and-an-a-bear-wont-4423199.png&f=1&nofb=1[/img] Guy Fawkes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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