Has anyone ever had a massage table break during a session?

[+ 7829V]

This happened to me recently. It was right at the beginning of the massage. I was lying face down, and the masseur positioned himself on the table to work on my back when I suddenly heard a loud CRACK! 😳

The middle section of the table sank several inches. Luckily, it didn't completely collapse, so nobody got hurt and it wasn't a big deal. Still, the table was no longer usable for the rest of the session.

We ended up moving to the bed and continued with a face cradle, which worked well enough, but it definitely wasn't part of the original plan.

To be honest, a massage table collapsing has always been one of my fears. In my nightmare scenario, the whole thing gives way and I end up on the floor in a tangled mess. 😂 Thankfully, it seems most tables are designed so that even if a support fails, a complete collapse is pretty unlikely.

It got me wondering... has anyone else ever experienced a massage table failure? Did it completely collapse, or was it more of a partial break like mine?

[CheckCar]

17 minutes ago, 7829V said:

To be honest, a massage table collapsing has always been one of my fears. In my nightmare scenario, the whole thing gives way and I end up on the floor in a tangled mess.

This is one of my nightmares as well whenever a masseur climbs on the table with me. I’m glad to hear that you’re okay.

[56harrisond]

This post from a different thread about an escort's bed breaking

On 7/1/2024 at 1:59 PM, Jamie21 said:

... Another time I was an assistant at a sensual massage event (think 12 tables, 12 volunteers on the tables, 24 trainees and the teacher plus the assistant- me). The teacher demonstrates a not especially vigorous move on one of the volunteers and the massage table under her collapses. Fortunately no one was hurt and it certainly broke the ice. 

Another time I was doing a 4 hands at my studio. I have an electrically powered adjustable table. The head end can be moved up or down (as can the whole table) through a foot pedal. This time I was kneeling on the head end because the client wanted to suck me as I sucked him (69 position). The 4 hands partner was behind me also kneeling on the head end. Let’s not worry about what he was doing…I sensed that something was wrong when the client said “I’m slipping off”. (I’m sure he managed to say it with his mouth full too). I got off and saw that the head end was bent downward so that the client’s waist was well above his head. We thought the table hydraulics had broken, but fortunately it was ok. That would have been expensive…but my cost. Lesson learned not to overload the adjustable end of the table. 
 

 

[soloyo215]

I think that masseurs have the responsibility of knowing the maximum capacity of the table that they have, and respect it. I have asked to some about it, but since that's my fear too, there have been times when I have tested it myself. So far all the tables I've been on have resisted my weight and our movements. Only once I felt that we were being a little to rough on the table, but nothing happened, though I did hear some kind of squeak.

I think it is a real concern, especially in those places that are more known for the extras than the massages.

[+ 7829V]

24 minutes ago, soloyo215 said:

I think that masseurs have the responsibility of knowing the maximum capacity of the table that they have, and respect it. I have asked to some about it, but since that's my fear too, there have been times when I have tested it myself. So far all the tables I've been on have resisted my weight and our movements. Only once I felt that we were being a little to rough on the table, but nothing happened, though I did hear some kind of squeak.

I think it is a real concern, especially in those places that are more known for the extras than the massages.

His table was certified to hold 500 pounds. But after the incident, we noticed a small piece had come loose and fallen onto the floor. I’m guessing that’s why it cracked.

[Nue2thegame]

Yes. It was a flimsy collapsible traveling table (in his home)that gave way (the legs under my legs). I was somehow catapulted off. I’m not a heavy person. I managed to land on my feet. We were both shaken and deflated (temporarily) but no harm was otherwise done. 

[ACluelessGent]

I hate massages, so it was not the massage table, but my bed. Collapsed during hot action. Hilarious. Definitely something to remember and a prompt to buy a decent bed.

[MikeBiDude]

3 hours ago, ACluelessGent said:

I hate massages, so it was not the massage table, but my bed. Collapsed during hot action. Hilarious. Definitely something to remember and a prompt to buy a decent bed.

I broke a bed on two occasions! Both times were hot 3 ways…mixed company. Things got hot & heavy!

[+ Vegas_Millennial]

3 hours ago, MikeBiDude said:

I broke a bed on two occasions! Both times were hot 3 ways…mixed company. Things got hot & heavy!

This is why my "box" mattress sits directly on the floor and not on a bedframe.  The standard bedframe is not equipped to hold a King size mattress with a half-dozen men thrusting at once.

[+ SirBillybob]

That’s a lot of sudden turbulence for a penis wedged between the maxillary and mandibular arch.

Spring-loaded cigar cutter equivalency, anyone? I thought not.

Paired fellatio off the spindly legged table before the square-cube-law begins filing objections.

Edited 18 hours ago by SirBillybob