viewing ownly Posted March 16 Posted March 16 An exotic looking face, a handsome physique, a thick cock that ejaculates buckets, is verse, and enjoys being with older men. That's perfection, and he's been around a while, but I'd never heard of him until today, Jarred Zoldyck. He has an only fans and an x account, but no luck finding a massage or escort ad with his name. Danny-Darko, pubic_assistance and + Vegas_Millennial 3
56harrisond Posted March 16 Posted March 16 His ad expired and last login was five months ago, but contact him on his socials and inquire https://rent.men/JarredZoldyck thomas 1
pubic_assistance Posted March 16 Posted March 16 10 hours ago, viewing ownly said: That's perfection, 10 hours ago, viewing ownly said: ...a handsome physique..... Are you guys posting the same Jarred ? This video is from some ordinary looking chubbyly-wubbly. BaronArtz, + BOZO T CLOWN, Danny-Darko and 2 others 3 1 1
+ BOZO T CLOWN Posted March 16 Posted March 16 33 minutes ago, pubic_assistance said: Are you guys posting the same Jarred ? This video is from some ordinary looking chubbyly-wubbly. Exactly!! This guy is clearly chubby. He has tattoos and a high pitched feminine voice. And what's with that beard? Bozo hasn't seen a beard like that since C. Everett Koop! On the Bozo scale of male pulchritude, he'd be somewhere between 3.5 - 4. And that's only because Bozo is feeling generous on the day between the Ides of March and St. Patrick's Day. There are a lot of adjectives that Bozo could use to describe this fellow, but perfect is NOT one of them. Oh well. Vive la difference! BTC 🤡 TJMS, pubic_assistance, 56harrisond and 2 others 1 2 2
+ KensingtonHomo Posted March 16 Posted March 16 He's not my cup of tea, but there's no need to demean him. He's a guy that @viewing ownly finds perfect. Good for him. He's not chubby. He's 26 and hasn't starved himself to look like the cover of Men's Fitness. His voice is pretty typical of most gay men and tattoos are awesome. Thankfully, I'm secure enough in my looks that I don't have to yuck other people's yum. cany10011, caramelsub, riser and 3 others 3 1 2
pubic_assistance Posted March 16 Posted March 16 4 minutes ago, KensingtonHomo said: He's a guy that @viewing ownly finds perfect. Seriously ? I thought people had mistakenly posted the wrong guy. Yes. Everyone has their own type...but c'mon at least warn us you are into some weird shit ! + BOZO T CLOWN, Luv2play, Danny-Darko and 2 others 1 1 2 1
+ KensingtonHomo Posted March 16 Posted March 16 10 minutes ago, pubic_assistance said: at least warn us you are into some weird shit ! To me, he's quite average looking but he's not "weird." Honestly, what's weird about him? Asterisk and pubic_assistance 1 1
caramelsub Posted March 16 Posted March 16 He doesn’t have the most attractive face, but he is not chubby. What are y’all smoking?! I like my men on the thicker side anyway, especially in the backside, rather than skinny twinkish. pubic_assistance, + BOZO T CLOWN and TJMS 2 1
+ BOZO T CLOWN Posted March 16 Posted March 16 25 minutes ago, KensingtonHomo said: He's not my cup of tea, but there's no need to demean him. He's a guy that @viewing ownly finds perfect. Good for him. He's not chubby. He's 26 and hasn't starved himself to look like the cover of Men's Fitness. His voice is pretty typical of most gay men and tattoos are awesome. Thankfully, I'm secure enough in my looks that I don't have to yuck other people's yum. Bozo is offering his opinion of the guy. Clearly it is not a positive opinion. But isn't that the raison d'etre of this forum? As for him being chubby, he doesn't show his body, but his face is definitely chubby. As for his voice, Bozo knows dozens, perhaps hundreds, of gay men. Very few have voices like that, and it is absolutely NOT "typical of most gay men." BTC 🤡 Pd1_jap, TJMS, Luv2play and 1 other 1 3
pubic_assistance Posted March 16 Posted March 16 2 minutes ago, caramelsub said: he is not chubby. What are y’all smoking?! I would ask the same of you, if you think he's not. "Thick" I get....THIS.. I dont understand . But I do get that people have various fetishes that affect their sexual attractions....so you do you. But at least precede your comment with that knowledge before you declare someone "perfection". TJMS, caramelsub and + BOZO T CLOWN 1 2
pubic_assistance Posted March 16 Posted March 16 3 minutes ago, BOZO T CLOWN said: As for him being chubby, he doesn't show his body, but his face is definitely chubby. I was referencing his Rent.men profile + BOZO T CLOWN 1
+ BOZO T CLOWN Posted March 16 Posted March 16 17 minutes ago, pubic_assistance said: I was referencing his Rent.men profile First time for Bozo seeing that photo. Bozo had only seen the TikTok link above. Thanks @pubic_assistance. Just checking his expired Rentmen ad now. The photos of him are all 2 and 3 years old. Keeping in mind that escorts are in the business of selling their looks, there is no question he's carrying around some extra baby fat. Perhaps in society in general he could possibly be described as average. But in the escort world, he's clearly pudgy. BTC 🤡 Luv2play, TJMS and pubic_assistance 1 2
caramelsub Posted March 16 Posted March 16 39 minutes ago, pubic_assistance said: But at least precede your comment with that knowledge before you declare someone "perfection". Perfection? When did I say he was perfection? I just stated he is not chubby. But as you said that’s just my opinion. I don’t mind a little extra thickness where it counts. He has a nice bubble butt. pubic_assistance 1
56harrisond Posted March 16 Posted March 16 30 minutes ago, BOZO T CLOWN said: First time for Bozo seeing that photo. Bozo had only seen the TikTok link above. Thanks @pubic_assistance. Just checking his expired Rentmen ad now. The photos of him are all 2 and 3 years old. Keeping in mind that escorts are in the business of selling their looks, there is no question he's carrying around some extra baby fat. Perhaps in society in general he could possibly be described as average. But in the escort world, he's clearly pudgy. BTC 🤡 I think his current physique as seen on his X would qualify as fat, not pudgy, thick or chubby. pubic_assistance and + BOZO T CLOWN 2
pubic_assistance Posted March 16 Posted March 16 (edited) 33 minutes ago, caramelsub said: When did I say he was perfection? You didn't. I wasnt referencing your commentary. The title of this thread is "Discovering the most perfect guy". Edited March 16 by pubic_assistance grammar TJMS 1
+ KensingtonHomo Posted March 16 Posted March 16 1 hour ago, BOZO T CLOWN said: As for his voice, Bozo knows dozens, perhaps hundreds, of gay men. Very few have voices like that, and it is absolutely NOT "typical of most gay men." Girl, it's a stereotype for a reason. And if you behave IRL the way you do here, I doubt you know hundreds of any kind of person. pubic_assistance, Asterisk and + BOZO T CLOWN 1 1 1
+ KensingtonHomo Posted March 16 Posted March 16 1 hour ago, pubic_assistance said: I was referencing his Rent.men profile This is an average body, with perhaps slightly more muscle than that of the average man. Not pudgy. You're used to looking at men who are literally starving themselves to have abs. pubic_assistance and + BOZO T CLOWN 1 1
Nue2thegame Posted March 16 Posted March 16 6 minutes ago, KensingtonHomo said: Girl, it's a stereotype for a reason. And if you behave IRL the way you do here, I doubt you know hundreds of any kind of person. BigAppleJay, pubic_assistance, + SidewaysDM and 4 others 3 4
pubic_assistance Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Just now, KensingtonHomo said: This is an average body Maybe in the depths of Middle America's diabetes epidemic this might be considered normal(ish). But the guy is marketing himself as an ESCORT. I know you've made your point MULTIPLE times @KensingtonHomo that you and your partner will fuck anything that moves...but for the rest of us we get confused when someone declares they found "perfection" and then posts a plump-a-saurus like this. TJMS, + SidewaysDM, Asterisk and 1 other 1 3
TJMS Posted March 16 Posted March 16 The Germans have a term that applies to this guy, zoftig, aka pleasantly plump or shapely pubic_assistance and riser 1 1
pubic_assistance Posted March 16 Posted March 16 1 minute ago, TJMS said: The Germans have a term that applies to this guy, zoftig, aka pleasantly plump or shapely Lost in translation... thats actually a YIDDISH word. Zaftig in German means juicy. + BOZO T CLOWN 1
TJMS Posted March 16 Posted March 16 His body type does not appeal to me, at all. But we all have our own tastes so if someone likes roly-poly, so be it! + KensingtonHomo and pubic_assistance 1 1
Pd1_jap Posted March 16 Posted March 16 OMG, the logic here is starting to sound a lot like the argument against gay marriage. You must be attracted to what I'm attracted to! Y'all need to find more hobbies. pubic_assistance, Asterisk, + KensingtonHomo and 2 others 1 2 2
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