Discovering the most perfect guy.

[viewing ownly]

An exotic looking face, a handsome physique, a thick cock that ejaculates buckets, is verse, and enjoys being with older men. That's perfection, and he's been around a while, but I'd never heard of him until today, Jarred Zoldyck. 

He has an only fans and an x account, but no luck finding a massage or escort ad with his name. 

[samhexum]

 

 

[56harrisond]

His ad expired and last login was five months ago, but contact him on his socials and inquire 

https://rent.men/JarredZoldyck

[pubic_assistance]

10 hours ago, viewing ownly said:

That's perfection,

10 hours ago, viewing ownly said:

...a handsome physique.....

Are you guys posting the same Jarred ? This video is from some ordinary looking  chubbyly-wubbly. 

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

33 minutes ago, pubic_assistance said:

Are you guys posting the same Jarred ? This video is from some ordinary looking  chubbyly-wubbly. 

 Exactly!!
This guy is clearly chubby. He has tattoos and a high pitched feminine voice. And what's with that beard? Bozo hasn't seen a beard like that since C. Everett Koop!
On the Bozo scale of male pulchritude, he'd be somewhere between 3.5 - 4.  And that's only because Bozo is feeling generous on the day between the Ides of March and St. Patrick's Day.
There are a lot of adjectives that Bozo could use to describe this fellow, but perfect is NOT one of them.

Oh well. Vive la difference!

BTC
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[+ KensingtonHomo]

He's not my cup of tea, but there's no need to demean him. He's a guy that @viewing ownly finds perfect. Good for him. 

He's not chubby. He's 26 and hasn't starved himself to look like the cover of Men's Fitness. 

His voice is pretty typical of most gay men and tattoos are awesome. 

Thankfully, I'm secure enough in my looks that I don't have to yuck other people's yum. 

[pubic_assistance]

4 minutes ago, KensingtonHomo said:

He's a guy that @viewing ownly finds perfect.

Seriously ? I thought people had mistakenly posted the wrong guy. 

Yes. Everyone has their own type...but c'mon at least warn us you are into some weird shit ! 

[+ KensingtonHomo]

10 minutes ago, pubic_assistance said:

at least warn us you are into some weird shit ! 

To me, he's quite average looking but he's not "weird." Honestly, what's weird about him? 

[caramelsub]

He doesn’t have the most attractive face, but he is not chubby. What are y’all smoking?! I like my men on the thicker side anyway, especially in the backside, rather than skinny twinkish.  
 

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

25 minutes ago, KensingtonHomo said:

He's not my cup of tea, but there's no need to demean him. He's a guy that @viewing ownly finds perfect. Good for him. 

He's not chubby. He's 26 and hasn't starved himself to look like the cover of Men's Fitness. 

His voice is pretty typical of most gay men and tattoos are awesome. 

Thankfully, I'm secure enough in my looks that I don't have to yuck other people's yum. 

Bozo is offering his opinion of the guy. Clearly it is not a positive opinion. But isn't that the raison d'etre of this forum? 
As for him being chubby, he doesn't show his body, but his face is definitely chubby. As for his voice, Bozo knows dozens, perhaps hundreds, of gay men. Very few have voices like that, and it is absolutely NOT "typical of most gay men."

BTC
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[pubic_assistance]

2 minutes ago, caramelsub said:

he is not chubby. What are y’all smoking?!

I would ask the same of you, if you think he's not.  "Thick" I get....THIS.. I dont understand .  But I do get that people have various fetishes that affect their sexual attractions....so you do you. But at least precede your comment with that knowledge before you declare someone "perfection". 

[pubic_assistance]

3 minutes ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

As for him being chubby, he doesn't show his body, but his face is definitely chubby.

I was referencing his Rent.men profile 

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

17 minutes ago, pubic_assistance said:

I was referencing his Rent.men profile 

First time for Bozo seeing that photo. Bozo had only seen the TikTok link above. Thanks @pubic_assistance.
Just checking his expired Rentmen ad now. The photos of him are all 2 and 3 years old. Keeping in mind that escorts are in the business of selling their looks, there is no question he's carrying around some extra baby fat. Perhaps in society in general he could possibly be described as average. But in the escort world, he's clearly pudgy.

BTC
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[caramelsub]

39 minutes ago, pubic_assistance said:

But at least precede your comment with that knowledge before you declare someone "perfection". 

Perfection? When did I say he was perfection? I just stated he is not chubby. But as you said that’s just my opinion. I don’t mind a little extra thickness where it counts. He has a nice bubble butt.