+ glutes Posted January 27 Author Posted January 27 (edited) On 1/23/2026 at 9:06 AM, BOZO T CLOWN said: Bozo cannot wait to see this. Melania brought style and class back to The White House. Not seen since Nancy Reagan. Bret Ratner directed one of the funniest action comedies ever, "Rush Hour." (1998). If "Melania" is half as as good as that, I'll see it twice. BTC 🤡 Bozers, there will be plenty of seating available for you. For both of your viewings. The documentary Melania is facing extremely low, "soft" ticket sales for its late January 2026 debut, with some locations in the UK reporting only one or two seats booked for initial screenings. Projections suggest an opening weekend gross of only $1–$5 million, despite a wide release in over 2,000 U.S. theaters. Edited January 27 by glutes samhexum, thomas and + jeezopete 1 2
+ BOZO T CLOWN Posted January 27 Posted January 27 72 hours until the highly anticipated premiers of Melania. Yeah, it seems like an eternity... but good (great) things are worth the wait. Tickets can be purchased ahead of time at Fandango, Amazon, Regal Cinemas, etc. https://www.fandango.com/melania-2026-243812/movie-overview After going to the movie locally, Bozo will going to a midnight Melania party on Friday. They are being held all over the country. Bozo 💓 Melania. https://www.melaniatrump.com/ BTC 🤡 + glutes, + jeezopete and thomas 3
dutchal Posted January 27 Posted January 27 “President Trump hosted a screening over the weekend at the White House of first lady Melania Trump’s new documentary ‘Melania,’ and it’s already getting some award buzz for Least Animated Feature.” — SETH MEYERS thomas, + glutes and + jeezopete 1 2
+ BOZO T CLOWN Posted January 27 Posted January 27 (edited) 4 hours ago, dutchal said: “President Trump hosted a screening over the weekend at the White House of first lady Melania Trump’s new documentary ‘Melania,’ and it’s already getting some award buzz for Least Animated Feature.” — SETH MEYERS Seth Meyers? Now there's an opinion Bozo values. LOL Who's next? Colbert? Kimmel? Joy Behar? Come on. Be serious. Bozo doesn't expect to be rubbing elbows with Stupid Seth at any of the Melania parties this weekend. BTC 🤡 Edited January 27 by BOZO T CLOWN Danny-Darko 1
+ Travis69 Posted January 27 Posted January 27 3 hours ago, BOZO T CLOWN said: Seth Meyers? Now there's an opinion Bozo values. LOL Who's next? Colbert? Kimmel? Joy Behar? Come on. Be serious. Bozo doesn't expect to be rubbing elbows with Stupid Seth at any of the Melania parties this weekend. BTC 🤡 You'd rather rub elbows with RATNER!! BE SERIOUS!!!!!
+ BOZO T CLOWN Posted January 27 Posted January 27 1 hour ago, Travis69 said: You'd rather rub elbows with RATNER!! BE SERIOUS!!!!! Absolutely! Bozo would rather stick needles in his eyes than socialize with losers like Seth Meyers, Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, etc. P.S. ....eagerly anticipating the Melania opening in 3 days. BTC 🤡 Danny-Darko and thomas 1 1
+ Travis69 Posted January 27 Posted January 27 9 minutes ago, BOZO T CLOWN said: eagerly anticipating the Melania opening So many men have said that........... EZEtoGRU, + Vegas_Millennial and thomas 3
+ Travis69 Posted January 27 Posted January 27 11 minutes ago, BOZO T CLOWN said: Absolutely! Bozo would rather stick needles in his eyes than socialize with losers like Seth Meyers, Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, etc. P.S. ....eagerly anticipating the Melania opening in 3 days. BTC 🤡 You might want to check into Ratner's history!!
+ glutes Posted January 28 Author Posted January 28 Bargara Leatherboy, Jakeenct, ericwinters and 4 others 1 2 4
+ glutes Posted January 28 Author Posted January 28 5 hours ago, BOZO T CLOWN said: Absolutely! Bozo would rather stick needles in his eyes than socialize with losers like Seth Meyers, Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, etc. P.S. ....eagerly anticipating the Melania opening in 3 days. BTC 🤡 Bozers, hope you can add to these reviews. thomas, EZEtoGRU, samhexum and 1 other 1 3
mike carey Posted January 28 Posted January 28 I saw this on social media: Early reviews are in: ‘Even if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out’ BSR, EZEtoGRU, + jrhoutex and 7 others 1 1 1 7
EZEtoGRU Posted January 28 Posted January 28 Regarding "Melania" movie: I Really Don't Care. Do U? thomas 1
+ BOZO T CLOWN Posted January 28 Posted January 28 Melania hasn't even been released yet, and the only preview was Saturday night at the White House. And none of these self-proclaimed critics were invited. It is scheduled for worldwide release on January 30th. All we have is a 1.26 trailer and some hearsay. Yet, based on that short trailer, hearsay, and idle gossip, a bunch of losers (many of them mentally deranged with severe cases of TDS), have trashed the movie. These so-called critics, most of whom are nothing but agenda-driven, arrogant blowhards, have ZERO credibility when it comes to providing legitimate criticism. Rather than wait for the movie to be released, these pompous, pretentious, pontificators have chosen to look for cheap, attention grabbing headlines. Speaks volumes. Bozo, being the intelligent clown that he is, will hold off on forming an opinion until he sees the movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9FJit5XiqU BTC 🤡 + Lucky and thomas 1 1
Jakeenct Posted January 28 Posted January 28 On 1/26/2026 at 8:19 PM, glutes said: Brilliant! ericwinters, + sync and thomas 3
+ glutes Posted January 29 Author Posted January 29 (edited) How many will BOZO T CLOWN buy? Only $12.99 Bozers! https://gizmodo.com/movies-theaters-will-sell-a-melania-trump-popcorn-bucket-this-weekend-2000715100 Edited January 29 by glutes
dutchal Posted January 29 Posted January 29 https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/melania-movie-jokes https://www.facebook.com/groups/2093449997464068/posts/3598569340285452/ (click on +29)
+ BOZO T CLOWN Posted January 29 Posted January 29 28 minutes ago, samhexum said: Is there a reason that anyone should care what Christopher David and Mayra (two unknown losers) post on their twitter accounts? Perhaps they are jealous of Melania's Twitter numbers? Or more likely they are jealous that they weren't asked to ring the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange yesterday: The most beautiful First Lady ever! BTC 🤡 + Lucky and + Travis69 2
BSR Posted January 29 Posted January 29 I doubt Melania much cares how the documentary does at the box office because she already received $28 million of the $40 million paid for the rights to the project. Total budget: $40 million for rights, $5 million production costs, $35 million marketing. Even though that adds up to $80 million, $75 million is the figure everyone is citing for total project cost. Don’t ask me. While it’s doubtful that Amazon MGM Studios will make its money back at the box office, I’m sure Jeff Bezos has great motivation to maintain a warm & fuzzy relationship with Melania’s husband, who I shan’t name because of the forum’s no politics rule. + BOZO T CLOWN and samhexum 1 1
+ purplekow Posted January 29 Posted January 29 On 1/27/2026 at 10:18 AM, BOZO T CLOWN said: Seth Meyers? Now there's an opinion Bozo values. LOL Who's next? Colbert? Kimmel? Joy Behar? Come on. Be serious. Bozo doesn't expect to be rubbing elbows with Stupid Seth at any of the Melania parties this weekend. BTC 🤡 Chances are if the parties are as popular as the movie, you will have plenty of elbow room so, do not worry about rubbing elbows with anyone. craigville beach, + BOZO T CLOWN, thomas and 1 other 1 1 1 1
Jakeenct Posted January 29 Posted January 29 19 minutes ago, BSR said: I doubt Melania much cares how the documentary does at the box office because she already received $28 million of the $40 million paid for the rights to the project. Total budget: $40 million for rights, $5 million production costs, $35 million marketing. Even though that adds up to $80 million, $75 million is the figure everyone is citing for total project cost. Don’t ask me. While it’s doubtful that Amazon MGM Studios will make its money back at the box office, I’m sure Jeff Bezos has great motivation to maintain a warm & fuzzy relationship with Melania’s husband, who I shan’t name because of the forum’s no politics rule. This isn't politics, this is pop-culture. MT is so apolitical, she could never be seen as a political figure.😃
+ purplekow Posted January 29 Posted January 29 On 1/27/2026 at 2:40 PM, BOZO T CLOWN said: Absolutely! Bozo would rather stick needles in his eyes than socialize with losers like Seth Meyers, Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, etc. P.S. ....eagerly anticipating the Melania opening in 3 days. BTC 🤡 Welll you might get to see the Melania opening but I suspect her husband hasnt seen her opening in ....how old is Baron...18 years. And there may be some question there about in vitro. + jeezopete, + Travis69 and + BOZO T CLOWN 1 2
+ purplekow Posted January 29 Posted January 29 17 hours ago, glutes said: How many will BOZO T CLOWN buy? Only $12.99 Bozers! https://gizmodo.com/movies-theaters-will-sell-a-melania-trump-popcorn-bucket-this-weekend-2000715100 Does her husband eat popcorn out of her box? + glutes, + Travis69, EZEtoGRU and 1 other 1 3
Jakeenct Posted January 29 Posted January 29 33 minutes ago, purplekow said: Does her husband eat popcorn out of her box? For those not versed in Italian, the noun puttana = "whore" so I give you Puttania!!!
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