Bad Escort Marketing

[+ StLouisOct]

Boston-based Upamecano https://rentmen.eu/Upamecano  is coming to my town, but it’s hard to get inspired by his marketing style. His succinct “About Me” statement is this: “If you are sad, alone or desolate, I am the solution you are looking for. I am just for you.”  Hardly inspiring for those of us who aren’t. 😂. He’s new in the market. I wish him well.

[+ azdr0710]

And a phony travel itinerary, too??!!

[TorontoDrew]

6 minutes ago, azdr0710 said:

And a phony travel itinerary, too??!!

A sad billionaire has provided him with a private jet

[Lazarus]

At least his “About Me” statement didn’t also include the word  “desperate “. 

[viewing ownly]

I appreciate his prose to educate me - I didn't know what desolate meant. He looks to be desiring the company of misery - there's a different profession for that.

[+ ApexNomad]

If I were sad, alone and desolate… yeah, I’d appreciate his 11.5 inch cock too!

[Whatsupandstuff]

he may be a fan of CULTURE CLUB?

 

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[BonVivant]

3 hours ago, ApexNomad said:

If I were sad, alone and desolate… yeah, I’d appreciate his 11.5 inch cock too!

I agree! I mean that dipstick could make me happy, appreciated and socialized if only for 1 hour. 

[maninsoma]

A perfect example of someone who is unwilling to put in writing anything he might do sexually.  Who knows whether that's due to legal concerns or he simply wants to avoid doing anything sexual with clients, so if anyone hires him and just assumes he'll do what other guys do he can refer them to his ad which doesn't like any preferences or specific activities.

[+ DrownedBoy]

That's a provider who probably has this attitude:

"All gay guys who pay for sex are pathetic closet cases who can't get laid, and EDIT are too horny to resist."

Wrong attitude. In more ways than one.

Edited December 1, 2024 by DrownedBoy

[marylander1940]

2 minutes ago, DrownedBoy said:

That's a provider who probably has this attitude:

"All gay guys who pay for sex are pathetic closet cases who can't get laid, and EDIT are too horny to resist."

Wrong attitude. In more ways than one.

Yep, and he won't last!

[CBUS_OH]

Quote

Hi, I have a good offer that I know you won't be able to refuse. 2 hours of very good times for only 100, it can be at my hotel or wherever you prefer. I'm just telling you that you won't regret what will happen, I promise. I'm on several trips these days and if you want to take advantage of my stay here, just write to me at my number (redacted) If you write to that number, I'll be able to answer you faster. I appreciate you visiting my profile….

But now not even in my city this weekend.

[dbar123]

I never got past the lack of decent photos or reviews

[LA90046]

On 11/29/2024 at 1:46 PM, StLouisOct said:

 “If you are sad, alone or desolate, I am the solution you are looking for. I am just for you.”

 

[ProjectX]

It’s pretty easy to tell profiles written fully or partially with an AI writing tool. 
 

“You are irrelevant and doomed,” Microsoft chatbot Sydney “ ChatGPT-powered Bing showed its dark side.

[BuffaloKyle]

6 hours ago, CBUS_OH said:

But now not even in my city this weekend.

I guarantee if you want to take him up on that offer all he needs then is the whole 100 sent upfront. 

[shawshini]

On 12/30/2024 at 11:30 PM, BuffaloKyle said:

I guarantee if you want to take him up on that offer all he needs then is the whole 100 sent upfront. 

Just got the same direct message from him.  Cock and body look great but this has to be too good to be true…. 

[+ KensingtonHomo]

1 hour ago, shawshini said:

Just got the same direct message from him.  Cock and body look great but this has to be too good to be true…. 

That message would be such a turnoff to me. 

[Ali Gator]

He's in my area later next week. Anyone with experience on this guy ? 

[+ jgkarma]

Same….