Your thoughts on this escort profile?

[irfy]

This is one of the most unusual,bizarre, weirdest ads i've ever seen.

male escort Minister Lucifer , 80yr from Reading, UK - SouthEast (United Kingdom)

WWW.SLEEPYBOY.COM

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male escort Minister Lucifer , 80yr from Reading, UK - SouthEast (United Kingdom) likes licking, sucking, licking and sucking, one of our rent boys

 

[Trick]

I’m not a religious person but I know not to mess with the supernatural, whether the good side or the bad side.

[soloyo215]

First thing that came to mind was "Whatever, dude".

[pubic_assistance]

I guess at 80 years old an escort needs a gimmick to get by.

[Mhs]

From now on, I’m going to be very disappointed with any escort who doesn’t offer a to-go container of unholy shower water. 

[MikeH10]

this would make for a great premise of a campy horror B-movie

[TJMS]

He has no reviews on Sleepyboy  so they are not knocking down his door!

[sydneyboy]

An obvious nut case.

[Danny-Darko]

Seeking attention, not necessarily clients. Some people have nothing better to do but troll the internet.  🙄

[robberbaron4u]

3 hours ago, Trick said:

I’m not a religious person but I know not to mess with the supernatural, whether the good side or the bad side.

AMEN.

[rvwnsd]

There's an escort for every client.

[CuriousByNature]

Yet another age-shaver... lol

[Marc in Calif]

This is my favorite part of his profile:

City: Reading

Means of transport: Public transport, Car

Nearest Station: Hell  👺

[+ nycman]

I loved….

"The sex magick sex takes place."

LMAO. 

[+ DrownedBoy]

I can't reach the page. Something tells me it wasn't attracting any clients.

[rvwnsd]

55 minutes ago, DrownedBoy said:

I can't reach the page. Something tells me it wasn't attracting any clients.

I was able to reach his page as of 54 minutes after you reported that you couldn't.

[BuzzLiteQueer]

On 1/25/2024 at 4:35 PM, MikeH10 said:

this would make for a great premise of a campy horror B-movie

Let's send the idea to John Waters for a movie and Harvey Fierstein for the musical of the movie!!!

[+ nycman]

32 minutes ago, BuzzLiteQueer said:

Let's send the idea to John Waters for a movie and Harvey Fierstein for the musical of the movie!!!

I think it’s funny that you don’t think they’re already here…..

[Walt]

33 minutes ago, BuzzLiteQueer said:

Let's send the idea to John Waters for a movie and Harvey Fierstein for the musical of the movie!!!

And, of course, to Tina Fey for a movie of the musical.

[Walt]

On 1/25/2024 at 8:18 PM, Danny-Darko said:

Some people have nothing better to do but troll the internet.  🙄

Or to post eleven word metacomments about posts about trolls.  <cough>  😉

[Danny-Darko]

32 minutes ago, Walt said:

Or to post eleven word metacomments about posts about trolls.  <cough>  😉

You proved my point! 🙄

[steve10025]

I think he's probably for real ...

[pubic_assistance]

On 1/25/2024 at 7:47 PM, sydneyboy said:

An obvious nut case.

Is he ?

There are numerous people who are into the occult.

He just sounds like he's catering to Wiccan fetishists.

A small.market, but a market nonetheless.

Edited January 27, 2024 by pubic_assistance
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[musclvr]

This reminds me of a short story in a collection of gay BDSM erotica from the 1980s, maybe 1970s, given to me by an ex.

You know, the before times, when gay porn of every persuasion and fetish wasn't immediately available so long as we have an internet connection. 

As I recall the story had a little of everything. An uber-muscular alpha demon. A muscular alpha victim put in his place by the demon. Bondage. Body horror in the form of a penis magically dissociated from the body. Cum control because the victim's penis wouldn't reattach should he ejaculate while undergoing intense pleasure torture by the demon. Even a sort of shocking twist ending, in that it was all real!

Maybe Minister Lucifer will magically transform from beast to beauty.

[+ DrownedBoy]

16 hours ago, rvwnsd said:

I was able to reach his page as of 54 minutes after you reported that you couldn't.

Apparently Sleepyboy went down for an hour or so. Now I can see it.

I wouldn't mind this....if the escort was in his early twenties and muscular. I'll bring my (from college) copy of the Key of Solomon and try to summon some fun.

EDIT:

7 hours ago, pubic_assistance said:

He just sounds like he's catering to Wiccan fetishists.

No, he says in the profile he's a Satanist. Much different religion.

Edited January 27, 2024 by DrownedBoy