Have You Tried A Blumpkin?

[+ Lucky]

I have not. I had never even heard of it until I read about characters doing it in Edmund White's new novel.

So a male sits on the toilet, shitting while he gets a blow job at the same time. Once he shoots from both ends, the person giving the blow job then licks his ass clean.

That person can be either a male or a female. In the scenario in the novel, the guy who got licked then licks the lips of the person who just cleaned his ass.

Impressive, no? And where did that name come from? Blumpkin. Who thought to name this behavior blumpkin?

The character in the novel thinks that since it has a name it was a common thing, that other people did it.

Still curious? Read more: https://thegoldwater.com/news/19832-What-Is-A-Blumpkin-And-How-Do-You-Do-It

Can't picture it?

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[+ poolboy48220]

so weird.  I was browsing through some gay erotica this morning and saw this term for the first time.  How odd that we'd both see it.

[CuriousByNature]

This is something I never needed to know... lol

[+ sync]

This thread's title deceived me.  I once wondered into the Fetish forum out of curiosity...never again.  😱

[marylander1940]

 

 

[CuriousByNature]

I don't even like to be there myself when defecating, let alone have somebody else there too.

[+ nycman]

I am old enough to know……there are some things I don’t need to try.

[marylander1940]

That time and place is only good for reading!

[pubic_assistance]

On 5/30/2023 at 12:27 PM, Lucky said:

A male sits on the toilet, shitting while he gets a blow job at the same time. Once he shoots from both ends, the person giving the blow job then licks his ass clean.

[+ Lucky]

Don't shoot the messenger! I read about this in Edmund White's latest novel. He must have wanted to make his readers squirm!

[pubic_assistance]

3 hours ago, Lucky said:

Don't shoot the messenger!

 

[Bargara Leatherboy]

Not something I would find attractive or pleasant - However I appreciate knowing what the term is - so if some trade suggests it I will know to say. NO THANKS 

I don't like the idea of golden showers - so this is just worst in my book

 

However for those that find this activity exciting and fun - I hope you get to enjoy it with willing partners 

 

Just because something does not float your boat - no need to harpoon someone else's boat 

[smatt612]

Not only is that DISGUSTING! It literally turned me off just reading the description.  Mind you, I don't engage in any kind of ass play and the only time I'm willing to see my partner on the toilet is if he's ill and needs help.  My brain says, "shit is waste and therefore not to be messed with in any way shape or form. Not properly sanitizing is what used to cause so many diseases back in the day". So you can imagine what the notion of this does to me 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

(no judgment here. It's no different than my sister getting totally grossed out by feet. It's just that anything beyond the ass crack disgusts me because I know what comes out is not meant for the body or the body wouldn't get rid of it so my brain considers it nasty.  If you don't venture into the crack, the ass can be a gorgeous thing LOL).

[+ WmClarke]

I know someone who did it with a rather popular provider. I don’t think it included the final stage (licking the ass).

But I just can’t imagine why anyone would even want to try that.

[+ WSPigBrooklyn]

Sorry to be the outlier but I just need to find the right escort. There was ne once who hinted at it but I was naive or not as depraved as I am now.