Any times where masseur went kinda nuts ?

[Ajac]

Let's see... There was the time when the masseur played horror movie theme songs. The taxedermied pet in a cage at the end of the table. Tales of performing at a political event where attendees were lizard people in disguise. The masseur who fell asleep on top of me and when the massage was over made something for him to eat all the while waving a huge kitchen knife around. LOL. All in all most of my experiences have been pretty good despite the few odd ducks.

 

[TonyDown]

3 providers I was glad to get away from.

 

1.  Conspiracy theories.  Just plain weird.

2.  Stopped half way and went in the other room to play video games.

3.  Explained his addictions and that his boyfriend beat him.

[+ FrankR]

When I give a massage I always take care of the nuts… does that count?? 🤭

[Ajac]

Oh yes I almost forgot the guy who had to watch his favorite TV show during a massage

. At least he timed the HE with a commercial break.

[+ Mplsgymguy]

After I moved to Minneapolis I began encountering some very peculiar masseurs. There was a guy who talked all the way the way through the massage about trouble he was having with his teenage daughter; there was a guy who began having a row with his boyfriend just as I arrived for the massage; there was one who, even though things had seemed fine on the phone when I made the appointment, refused to open the door when I arrived at his apartment. But probably the most peculiar was a middle aged masseur who had his table set up in the living room. He watched me - lasciviously, I thought - as I undressed. (He did not disrobe.) After I was facedown on the table and he began the massage, he asked, “Do you feel vulnerable right now?” Needless to say, I tensed up; and also tried to make a little joke about it. (Probably should’ve left right then.)

The massage actually was fairly decent, up until I turned over. He began stroking my legs (thighs particularly) less like a massage and more like caresses, and told me how special I was. I demurred, but he insisted that I knew I was very special, and then he started getting choked up. I was feeling that I needed to get the hell out of there; but he began crying. He blubbered, “You know you’re special,” and stopped massaging. I got off the table and started to dress. When I took some cash out of my pocket, he pushed it out of my hand and said he didn’t want my money. He was somewhere between weeping and becoming angry, so I quickly picked up the money from the floor, backed away to the door, and hurried out.

He still had on ad on Craigslist and another site for a couple of years after this. I wanted to somehow warn people about him, but it was before I was aware of this site, or perhaps it didn’t even exist then. Anyway, the experience made me wary about hiring again for quite a while. I’ve had some other “disagreeable” encounters, but the one with the angry weeper actually frightened me.

[GTMike]

23 hours ago, TonyDown said:

3 providers I was glad to get away from.

 

1.  Conspiracy theories.  Just plain weird.

2.  Stopped half way and went in the other room to play video games.

3.  Explained his addictions and that his boyfriend beat him.

I think I booked your #3 hahaha.  Though based on his comments I wasn't sure who actually ended up getting the restraining order on whom.   

[Simon Suraci]

Wow, lots of mental health issues. Makes me sad.

Then the politics issue. Urggg, can’t people keep this to themselves? We’re here for massage, not to vote.

 I feel like I’ve dodged many a bullet getting massages from by-and-large normal, stable, professional people.

Have yet to run into any lizard people. 😂 

[Simon Suraci]

3 minutes ago, Simon Suraci said:

Have yet to run into any lizard people. 😂

Maybe a few people with really scaly skin, but haven’t jumped to any conclusions. Seemed nice enough…

[TonyDown]

4 hours ago, GTMike said:

I think I booked your #3 hahaha.  Though based on his comments I wasn't sure who actually ended up getting the restraining order on whom.   

For sure. He gave me creepy vibes.

[+ Italiano]

I had forgotten about this masseur in Milan, Italy about 15 years ago. I found him on a gay website, very hot pics, so I was expecting a sensual massage.

He was very good looking, in his early 40s, great body, wearing just shorts, very muscular. I could feel he was not particularly friendly from the beginning, but I wasn't there to look for a friend. His massage started well, I saw he knew what he was doing in terms of quality. The weird thing started about 30 minutes into it, when he commented (I didn't ask him for any opinion or advice!) that I was definitely out of shape for my age, that I needed to cut carbs, exercise more, etc etc. I told him I was happy with my body but basically he shut me up saying that I could not know more than him what a good and hot body should look like. 

I let him finish the massage, he then somehow initiated mechanically the sensual part (it was sooo obvious he was going to do it as a forced "favor") but I was so NOT turned on by his attitude that even if he really looked very hot I stopped him, got off the table, got dressed, paid him, told him that he shouldn't be condescending with clients, and left.

Edited April 23, 2023 by Italiano

[ddaspg]

Two months ago I messaged a guy on Sniffies advertising massage. He had immediate availability and was hosting at his apartment in Chelsea, close to FIT. I’m 36 and have recently been exploring dad/son, coach/student, age play fun and this masseur was late 50’s, nice strong dad bod, and was down for role play. 
 

The set up was nice, massage started out just fine but within 5 minutes the role play started and the massage ended very quickly as he progressed things. His role play was very intense and made me more uncomfortable than horny. I released quickly to end the session and he became more erratic like he was possibly high?
 He couldn’t stop talking, wouldn’t finish his thoughts while jumping from one random story to the next. He kept telling me about his other clients in intimate detail and sharing things I don’t think they would want told.
 

He was sitting between me and my clothes and when I mentioned I had to leave he dismissed it and said he was fine if I stayed. I was finally able to leave and was rushing out so fast that I forgot that I was actually paying for this experience. He reminded me, i paid, and ran out of there. Although I didn’t feel unsafe, I definitely didn’t get a massage or an experience  I had hoped for.
 

Lesson learned by taking a chance on random hookup sites. I’ll be sticking to the spa’s and accredited websites from now. 

[BigNoiseDallas]

The masseur didn't go nuts, but it was an odd session (and stupid of me to keep the appointment).

A traveling masseur was in town for a second time a few months after I scheduled him on his initial visit. The first session was OK (other than being in a sketchy hotel), so I scheduled another one.

The second hotel was even sketchier and was along I-35, not terribly far from Love Field. I arrived early, parked near his room (the doors opened to the outside), and for some reason decided to back my SUV into the parking space. While I waited for our appointment time to get closer, I saw his door open and 2 strange guys walk out, followed by the masseur. They spoke briefly, then the 2 guys walked down the row of rooms and farther away from the hotel.

By this time, our appointment time was close, so I -- like an idiot -- walked to his room, which was a mess. I casually asked the masseur about the 2 guys; he said they were sharing a room and wouldn't be around. The masseur appeared to be drunk or high, and he used regular lotion during the massage -- which only lasted about 30 minutes. When he provided an HE and asked if I needed anything else, I said "No thanks," got dressed, paid him, and got the hell out of there. Never again.

[HAL_9000]

A few years ago I was in Santa Fe and booked a massage with a local masseur. The guy told me when I got there that he (for reasons unknown) wasn’t able to get his ADHD meds refilled. I went ahead with the massage despite my intuition.  Big mistake. The guy jumped from one part of my body to the next at random, babbling the whole time, and never even got around to my neck/shoulders. When it was time to leave, he had moved my glasses from where I had put them and there was a 2-3 minute search for those. I left even more tense than I had arrived, but was damn glad to get out of there.

[+ glutes]

On 4/24/2023 at 11:42 AM, BigNoiseDallas said:

The second hotel was even sketchier and was along I-35, not terribly far from Love Field. I arrived early, parked near his room (the doors opened to the outside), and for some reason decided to back my SUV into the parking space. While I waited for our appointment time to get closer, I saw his door open and 2 strange guys walk out, followed by the masseur. They spoke briefly, then the 2 guys walked down the row of rooms and farther away from the hotel.

 

I would have put my USV in Drive, and been outta there.

With providers new to me, I most times arrive early and case the given  address. Good way to avoid trouble.

[BigNoiseDallas]

25 minutes ago, glutes said:

I would have put my USV in Drive, and been outta there.

With providers new to me, I most times arrive early and case the given  address. Good way to avoid trouble.

Totally agree -- not my finest instance of rational thinking.

[njr47]

Not quite so dramatic,but what would you do if you showed up for an afternoon massage and the masseur is sloppy drunk?? This happened to me about 3 years ago in San Francisco.  Since he was able to stand upright (though a bit wobbly) , I decided to keep going with the massage.  But during the course of the next 20 or 30 minutes, he kept slipping away (apparently for more booze).  So, with half an hour remaining, I got up and left---though I paid the original amount we agreed upon.  This guy also works in Palm Springs, but I won't identify him because he may have been having a particularly bad day.

[calstrin]

 

i had one a few years ago where the masseur (who was about the same age as me, around 40) began to become graphic about a fantasy of him and i 'deflowering' the young kid who was in the same building entrance area where the masseur came to pick me up.  that kid looked to me to be about 14.  for a brief second i was supremely alarmed, like if i was being setup in some kind of sting operation.  i immediately hopped off the massage table and just left without saying anything.  i wanted to leave so quickly, i didn't even dress fully.  i threw on my t-shirt and pants in maybe five seconds, and just grabbed my shirt, socks, underwear, jacket, and shoes in my arms and fled into the hallway, finding a stairwell to finish dressing in.

[Kody S]

Some years ago while traveling, I contacted a provider for an incall at his studio. His published rate was reasonable for a basic therapeutic massage.  I did my usual googling and internet research as well as this forum. Not much info but no red flags either.  I got there, undressed, got on the table, and he started.  He was a large hunky guy, muscular, and someone I felt like I should be attracted to but wasn’t.  At all. He started all his clothes on and in the middle of the massage he whispered that for twice the price I could touch him. I declined because the massage was doing nothing at all for me.  Then he started doing more sensual strokes, I said no, again zero chemistry. And then he said he would take his shirt off and I could touch him for even more money.  Are you kidding me? Masseurs have massages me naked for half of the original price. Anyway, when I declined again, he stopped massaging went to my pants on the chair and started rifling through my clothes to get my wallet claiming it was because I had the money and just didn’t want to give it to him.  I was outraged. So I got up, and snatched my walled back, and told him the massage was over, and he acted surprised.  I just got enough clothes on to get to the car and out of there.  He didn’t go off on me but it was clear he wasn’t used to being turned down. It was humiliating and degrading and scary.  I hate upsells with such a passion.  And that experience taught me a lesson about being really clear about expectations and boundaries up front. 

[MikeBiDude]

45 minutes ago, Kody S said:

stopped massaging went to my pants on the chair and started rifling through my clothes to get my wallet claiming it was because I had the money and just didn’t want to give it to him.

This is why I go to most appointments with only my ID and enough cash for the appointment and maybe a bit more.

[calstrin]

45 minutes ago, Kody S said:

I hate upsells with such a passion

oh man, i am so with you on this one!  the moment an upsell enters the picture, i die a little inside, and i know that i will never see this masseur again.  and, for the most part, i just want things to end right away.  

[Trick]

From what I remember, when the masseurs allowed it, I went for their nuts.

[+ Jamesp]

I was in Hartford, CT, had a break evening so found a local masseur. Profile looked promising (fireman type) so booked. He was hosting at shady hotel room. Local masseur hosting in shady room it self was flag but still went ignoring my intuition. Place was disgusting and this person seemed to have eaten tacos in that room. Stink of food and digested food was horrendous (second flag I ignored). He asked me to remove pants and shirt and leave everything else on (Third flag I ignored). As soon as massage started, He said he is straight and how I should be grateful for me being in his company and massage. Meanwhile I still had half my cloths on and he had his denim jeans and undershirt on. I asked him to stop in 10 min (out of politeness). He was so upset, he started calling names and took pictures. It was only time where I was grateful that he asked me to keep half my cloths on.

[Kody S]

On 5/11/2023 at 10:13 PM, Jamesp said:

I was in Hartford, CT, had a break evening so found a local masseur. Profile looked promising (fireman type) so booked. He was hosting at shady hotel room. Local masseur hosting in shady room it self was flag but still went ignoring my intuition. Place was disgusting and this person seemed to have eaten tacos in that room. Stink of food and digested food was horrendous (second flag I ignored). He asked me to remove pants and shirt and leave everything else on (Third flag I ignored). As soon as massage started, He said he is straight and how I should be grateful for me being in his company and massage. Meanwhile I still had half my cloths on and he had his denim jeans and undershirt on. I asked him to stop in 10 min (out of politeness). He was so upset, he started calling names and took pictures. It was only time where I was grateful that he asked me to keep half my cloths on.

Don’t you just hate it when your intuition is telling you “I told you so!!!”

Edited May 15, 2023 by Kody S

[+ KensingtonHomo]

I wouldn't say nuts. But I had a massage in Orlando this weekend and the guy was weird. 

First, I specified an erotic massage. At the beginning, I asked what his boundaries were and he said, "no sucking, I'm not one of those escorts who pretend to be giving a massage." Clearly, not a sex-positive guy. That's a bummer for me because I like blowing a guy when I cum. But, I respect people's boundaries so no problem. But there was nothing remotely erotic about the. Nothing even sensual. He never took his boxers off. 

Second, when I said I was from NYC, he went on for 10 minutes about how he could never live in NYC again (he was from Staten Island). How the city was disgusting and too crowded and expensive and he needs his space. And it was said in an aggressive tone. He was pretty chatty throughout and also went on about grad school being a ripoff. Now, I don't mind some conversation 

Then, as we came to the conclusion he said "do you want me to help you release?" I declined. 

Lastly, he seemed to have no idea how he came off during the message. He gave me a hug and said he hoped to see me next time I was in Orlando. 

 

[Kody S]

On 5/15/2023 at 9:28 AM, KensingtonHomo said:

I wouldn't say nuts. But I had a massage in Orlando this weekend and the guy was weird. 

First, I specified an erotic massage. At the beginning, I asked what his boundaries were and he said, "no sucking, I'm not one of those escorts who pretend to be giving a massage." Clearly, not a sex-positive guy. That's a bummer for me because I like blowing a guy when I cum. But, I respect people's boundaries so no problem. But there was nothing remotely erotic about the. Nothing even sensual. He never took his boxers off. 

Second, when I said I was from NYC, he went on for 10 minutes about how he could never live in NYC again (he was from Staten Island). How the city was disgusting and too crowded and expensive and he needs his space. And it was said in an aggressive tone. He was pretty chatty throughout and also went on about grad school being a ripoff. Now, I don't mind some conversation 

Then, as we came to the conclusion he said "do you want me to help you release?" I declined. 

Lastly, he seemed to have no idea how he came off during the message. He gave me a hug and said he hoped to see me next time I was in Orlando. 

 

Sounds like he is one of those guys who pretends to be a fell service masseur who isn’t even a very good masseur to start with. And no self awareness! That can be very off putting. Sorry you had to go through that.