Why can’t guys aim?

[foxy]

When they pee?
it seems 9 times out of 10 when I use a public urinal there’s always a big puddle of pee on the floor. It’s disgusting. So I stand with my feet 2 feet apart not wanting to step in it. 
I realize I’m probably stepping in all sorts of awful stuff when I’m out walking so I usually take my shoes off and leave them by the door when I get home. 
Apparently a maintenance guy came up with the brilliant and simple solution of putting a realistic image of a fly on the back of urinals. That was over 20 years ago.  Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam is one of the places I’ve seen them. You can’t resist aiming at them and the floor stays dry. I feel sorry for the people who have to clean this mess up every day. I think they should be mandatory. 
 

[Kevin Slater]

Kevin Slater

[+ bashful]

The men’s room at a car dealership had a sign over the urinal that said … Guys with small bats need to step up to the plate.

[jeezifonly]

Not hard. See spatter? Grab a small wad of tissue, wipe off rim and flush it. Repeat with floor if necessary, under foot. You’re washing hands still, riiiight? 

[MscleLovr]

In Germany, there has been for some years a social movement to encourage men to sit down when they urinate.

[+ poolboy48220]

6 hours ago, bashful said:

The men’s room at a car dealership had a sign over the urinal that said … Guys with small bats need to step up to the plate.

There's a reason a rifle shoots more accurately than a derringer. 🙂

[mike carey]

7 minutes ago, poolboy48220 said:

There's a reason a rifle shoots more accurately than a derringer. 🙂

The rifling in the barrel makes the projectile spin?  😀

[foxy]

When I was in the Army we were instructed “This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for shooting, this is for fun”. 
Words to live by. 

[spider]

55 minutes ago, MscleLovr said:

In Germany, there has been for some years a social movement to encourage men to sit down when they urinate.

Indeed. And I had the impression that at least at home the Germans were trained to sit, not stand.

[+ LIguy]

I had a foley in place for 7 months and now it's best if i pee sitting down which is another set of problems using public restrooms where many men just pee all over seats and floor in front of a toilet.

[Rod Hagen]

4 hours ago, MscleLovr said:

In Germany, there has been for some years a social movement to encourage men to sit down when they urinate.

Isn't it difficult to sit on the sink?

[KrisParr]

My urine always sprayed like Buckingham Fountain. My wise father took me to a urologist when I reached puberty. I had to demonstrate in front of the good doctor. Anyhow, a little anesthetic and a little twinge, and a day or two of drinking lots of water followed. The doc found a tiny extra little piece of flesh just inside the tip of the urethra and removed it.  No more problems. Mom was delighted. Me, too.

[JustScott]

I once worked in a small office where one of my male colleagues was pretty overweight. I could always tell when he had been at the urinal. I eventually realized that his weight probably meant that he couldn’t really see what was going on down there, and aiming was out of the question. Since then, I’ve always assumed that puddles at the urinal were from our larger brethren and, when possible, I’d just choose a spot that was dry and do my business.  

[maninsoma]

Before I opened this thread, I thought it was going to be a complaint about guys cumming on the face instead of on the tongue. 😛😋

[+ StLouisOct]

23 hours ago, JustScott said:

I once worked in a small office where one of my male colleagues was pretty overweight. I could always tell when he had been at the urinal. I eventually realized that his weight probably meant that he couldn’t really see what was going on down there, and aiming was out of the question. Since then, I’ve always assumed that puddles at the urinal were from our larger brethren and, when possible, I’d just choose a spot that was dry and do my business.  

I’m sure that’s not always the case, but I’ve observed the same thing.