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I am so dry my hole has closed up shop for good.  It's even drier than Betty White's hole.  Heck.  It's even drier than Hillary's hole.

So I'm done.  I'm announcing to the entire world (or just this forum) that I am going to join the Priesthood where I can enjoy a peaceful, celibate life.

Does anyone know where I can get drugs to lower my libido?  Like the anti-Viagra?  Something that just castrates me would work... I'm headed in that direction anyway.

I'm so fucking horny and been so fucking horny since I was 13.  What a shame.  I never got anything.

So fucking sad. 

There are people that are perfectly fine with going without for decades and decades.  I am not one of those people.

One day, mark me: I will have 1,000 sexual partners in one year.

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23 hours ago, Merboy said:

I am so dry my hole has closed up shop for good.  It's even drier than Betty White's hole.  Heck.  It's even drier than Hillary's hole.

So I'm done.  I'm announcing to the entire world (or just this forum) that I am going to join the Priesthood where I can enjoy a peaceful, celibate life.

Does anyone know where I can get drugs to lower my libido?  Like the anti-Viagra?  Something that just castrates me would work... I'm headed in that direction anyway.

I'm so fucking horny and been so fucking horny since I was 13.  What a shame.  I never got anything.

So fucking sad. 

There are people that are perfectly fine with going without for decades and decades.  I am not one of those people.

One day, mark me: I will have 1,000 sexual partners in one year.

You're probably

A. one of these guys who is never attracted to the guys attracted to him, and

B. Cursed with having higher standards of physical attraction the older you get.      

But I totally understand the annoyance of that 13yo libido that won't go away and just doesn't fit those of us who have the burdens of work, family, community, etc.

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, Merboy said:

I am so dry my hole has closed up shop for good.  It's even drier than Betty White's hole.  Heck.  It's even drier than Hillary's hole.

So I'm done.  I'm announcing to the entire world (or just this forum) that I am going to join the Priesthood where I can enjoy a peaceful, celibate life.

Does anyone know where I can get drugs to lower my libido?  Like the anti-Viagra?  Something that just castrates me would work... I'm headed in that direction anyway.

I'm so fucking horny and been so fucking horny since I was 13.  What a shame.  I never got anything.

So fucking sad. 

There are people that are perfectly fine with going without for decades and decades.  I am not one of those people.

One day, mark me: I will have 1,000 sexual partners in one year.

That is 2.38 partners per day. Priesthood might only get you 1.9. Pace yourself, sir…

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6 hours ago, Leyte2019 said:

You're probably

A. one of these guys who never attracted to the guys attracted to him, and

B. Cursed with having higher standards of physical attraction the older you get.      

But I totally understand the annoyance of that 13yo libido that won't go away and just doesn't fit those of us who have the burdens of work, family, community, etc.

 

Yes that's right.

As a shy, geeky, clumsy dork with a unibrow at a small town college, I could never in a million years get fucked by those gorgeous jocks that were walking around.  Of course, even if I looked like Brent Corrigan (who back then was a very beautiful twink and not the muscular hunk he is now) I wouldn't stand a chance, unless one of those dudes was Kinsey scale 3 and drunk as shit... but I could forget about him ever remembering me the next morning or wanting to.

And yes, my physical attraction standards have only skyrocketed as I've gone without.  Isn't that weird?  You'd think I'd want pretty much anyone, but that's not been the case. 

Yet, as I've gotten older and now am going in my 30s, I have become SO MUCH MORE confident than I ever was.  I actually am so much happier now than I ever was.

I am so ready for the next five years, it's going to be epic 🙂

 

 

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4 hours ago, jeezifonly said:

That is 2.38 partners per day. Priesthood might only get you 1.9. Pace yourself, sir…

I'm reaching my sexual peak any day now.  I can feel it cumming.  I so can 🙂

I can handle anything.  3 protein shakes a day will help me with my weight loss goals.

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Ya just need to get out more, my friend! Just returned home from a two-week vacation, including five encounters with different guys in four different states- jeez, I didn't know how much I needed to slut it up again haha. Don't worry, it's like riding a bicycle- it'll come right back to ya.

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On 9/30/2021 at 10:14 PM, Merboy said:

I am so dry my hole has closed up shop for good.  It's even drier than Betty White's hole.  Heck.  It's even drier than Hillary's hole.

So I'm done.  I'm announcing to the entire world (or just this forum) that I am going to join the Priesthood where I can enjoy a peaceful, celibate life.

Does anyone know where I can get drugs to lower my libido?  Like the anti-Viagra?  Something that just castrates me would work... I'm headed in that direction anyway.

I'm so fucking horny and been so fucking horny since I was 13.  What a shame.  I never got anything.

So fucking sad. 

There are people that are perfectly fine with going without for decades and decades.  I am not one of those people.

One day, mark me: I will have 1,000 sexual partners in one year.

 

is your roommate still having 4 to 5 partners a day? 

 

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On 9/30/2021 at 10:14 PM, Merboy said:

I'm announcing to the entire world (or just this forum) that I am going to join the Priesthood where I can enjoy a peaceful, celibate life.

Does anyone know where I can get drugs to lower my libido?  Like the anti-Viagra?  Something that just castrates me would work... I'm headed in that direction anyway.

I'm so fucking horny and been so fucking horny since I was 13.  What a shame.  I never got anything.

7 hours ago, Luv2play said:

Just enough.

6 hours ago, liubit said:

Not enough sex,  never enough. 😈🤷🏻‍♂️

3 hours ago, lonely_john said:

everything in moderation, even more now with the pandemic situation.

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I think gays and - really all men that enjoy the company of a handsome gentleman caller from time to time, are doing a tremendous job of dealing with what has got to be a ton of sexual repression right now....

All of you have done beautifully through this entire hell of COVID that never seems to ever end..

One day the masks and the shirts and the undies will all come off, and places like Fire Island, Key West, West Hollywood, Palm Springs, Rehoboth Beach, and P-town will be full of sweaty, shirtless beefcake running around trying to take your digits for a midnight rendezvous... oh yea, it's gonna be Party on like DOnkey kong!!!!

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22 hours ago, Merboy said:

It turns out he was using me.... but he was my friend 😪

I'm not clear. 

You say your roommate was "a whore" (your words), he was using you and yet he was your friend?  Are you labeling him as a whore in a bad way?   

If you reach your goal of having lots and lots of sexual partners, will you consider yourself a whore?  The good kind, like some of us? 😂😂

 

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