Things Gays are Better at than Women

[orville]

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Some things were for a long time an exclusive task of women.

Gays just ended up being better at doing those things.

The most creative/funny answer wins a Hi-Res pic of Chris Evan's dick*

When he accepts going out on a date with me and lets me take that picture ?

 

PS1: This is a thread for those with a good sense of humor.

PS2: The PC Police, the Sad, and the Bitter can "Sashay Away".

Edited January 26, 2021 by orville

[orville]

I'll start with the obvious: Blowjobs.

Edited January 26, 2021 by orville

[+ tassojunior]

no way, no how going there.

 

inviting a PC army.

[+ easygoingpal]

Deep Throating... We just don't give up that easily! ?

[Monarchy79]

Thoroughly sucking dick.

 

The gays don’t get squeamish or intimidated by a big, fat dick.

[Monarchy79]

no way, no how going there.

 

inviting a PC army.

If any PC Army comes after you, I got your back...

Now let loose and give us your list ☺️

[Xavitv]

twerking

[Monarchy79]

Things gays are better at than women:

1.) Sucking dick

2.) Designing clothes

3.) Making decisions

4.) achieving a bubble-but through working out

5.) Throwing shade

6.) Sarcasm

7.) Home decor

[+ tassojunior]

If any PC Army comes after you, I got your back...

Now let loose and give us your list ☺

not having to be in a messy period to be irritable

Math

Computers

STEM

not having to pack and move in after every date.

[orville]

Thoroughly sucking dick.

OMG, this line got me horny! Sometimes when I'm so in the zone,

every single square millimeter of my workspace gets wet.

[orville]

twerking

I find that one to be disputable, but it can happen.

[OCClient]

Belching with gusto.

[+ WilliamM]

Disagree about math. I had several female math teachers in public high school who were far more knowledgeable than male math teachers. And my dad was a college math teacher for a while and he agreed back then

[+ harey]

Donating sperm

Cutting hair

Doing drag

[orville]

Belching with gusto.

Good one! I could never imagine a straight woman doing this, lol.

[orville]

Disagree about math. I had several female math teachers in public high school who were far more knowledgeable than male math teachers. And my dad was a college math teacher for a while and he agreed back then

I have to say that my sister was always far better than me at Math.

[orville]

Disagree about math.

Cutting hair

These 2 comments reminded me of this episode of 2 Broke Girls. Hilarious!

 

[alrajee]

• Blowjobs – I've had my share of awful bjs from men and stellar cocksucking from women, but these two are not commonplace. It's often said that men give better blowjobs because they give how they want their own cocks serviced. I'm in complete agreement with this.
  
• Designing menswear – The creative directors of brands I like to wear are all men: Domenico and Stefano, Christopher Bailey, Tom Ford, and Raf Simons.
  
• Keeping physical and romantic feelings separate – Men are more likely (from my experience) to be okay with just having sex. Women I find attach some degree of emotional weight, i.e. if a date did not precede sex, then we have to do so after.
  

[+ poolboy48220]

Math

One of my favorite lines from 30 Rock, Kenneth the Page: "I'm allergic to strawberries! If I eat one, my throat closes up like a girl in math class!"

[Monarchy79]

Disagree about math. I had several female math teachers in public high school who were far more knowledgeable than male math teachers. And my dad was a college math teacher for a while and he agreed back then

One of my best algebra, calculus, and math teachers was a woman. So good, that she has been nationally recognized for it.

[Monarchy79]

Good one! I could never imagine a straight woman doing this, lol.

 

The exception is Cameron Diaz..

????

[dbar123]

Getting really physical in intimacy.

[CuriousByNature]

For anyone, being good at math is a real plus.

[liubit]

I am surprised nobody has mentioned rimming. ??‍♂️

[cany10011]

Party planning

Promiscuity

Gossip mongering