Masturbation....

[CuriousByNature]

I was about the same age. I fantasized about, god help me, John-Boy Walton, both of us in overalls and no shirts.

 

When I was sick with a cold, I'd undress my Action Boy figure and hold him over the vaporizer so it looked like he was all sweaty.

Goodnight Mary Ellen... goodnight Jim Bob... goodnight John Boy and poolboy48220... ?

[+ Seaninsf]

when I was disturbed to ejaculate something.

 

I had a very similar experience, @Charlie. I discovered this amazing sensation when my erection accidently rubbed against the waist band of the sweater I was wearing... so I did it again... and again... until I was shocked to see this fluid shoot out. I had no idea what had happened. I was really concerned so I called my best friend on the phone. As I was describing what happened he started to sort of laugh and then it slowly dawned on me that this must have something to do with sex. I quickly backed off the phone call, embarrassed.

 

Fun memory of my very naive youth and sexual awakening and all the time I spent pleasuring myself.

 

Hopefully this doesn't seem like hijacking the thread. If so, my apologies. I'd love to hear others' tales of discovery.

[+ Axiom2001]

I was 11 the first time I masturbated. I came home from school (Catholic school uniform), was getting changed and started touching myself through my underwear. I had no clue what I was doing or why it felt so good. I used my index finger and thumb from both hands and kept moving up and down until I felt like I was going to pee and a stream of something came out. I knew it wasn’t pee. I was freaked out and thought “holy fuck, what is that? I must be sick and dying!” It didn’t stop me, though.

 

I can readily identify with what RJD posted. When I was 17 and lying on the bottom bunk of the set, my "manhood" became quite, quite rigid. I had one hell of a boner (a raging hard on) and began to jack off--. It felt so mighty good, and after I'd shot one hell of load for at least at foot or perhaps longer, I was overwhelmed with guilt, for no one had discussed anything about sex with me. ...went throughout the summer feeling that I perhaps was ill. I presume to this day I did learn what had happened. a year or so later.

[liubit]

I must have been 11-12 when I discovered that rubbing my dick against the mattress made it big and hard, and the movement felt so extremely pleasant that I couldn’t stop. When the milky stuff poured out of it in gushes, all my body contracted and an amazing tingling sensation rolled up and down my spine. I had never felt such an intense pleasure. My pajama trousers and my bed were a sticky mess, but I was not surprised, because I knew -from conversations with older boys- that it was normal. Actually, my most pressing concern was to clean up, and figuring out how long it would take before I could make my dick hard again. I soon developed a technique: lying naked on my belly, I rubbed my dick against the mattress, on some squares of toilet paper to collect my load.

 

My favorite position now is to do it lying naked on my back while watching porn. I press my erect tool against my belly and I rub it hard back and forth with my forearm (no lube). A the same time, with my free hand, I alternate between pinching my very sensitive and erogenous nipples and fingering my hole, until I cum big time in my hand. The cherry on the cake: I avidly swallow my load. ???

 

Excuse me, I need to go now. ?

Edited March 25, 2020 by liubit

[+ SundayZip]

I was fortunate in having a neighborhood friend who told me about masturbation before I tried it myself. He was a year older and had been doing it for a while. He pulled down his pants to demonstrate and told me I needed to do it in order to make jazz and I would need jazz to make babies some day (in hindsight, I think he meant jizz). I went home to try it and just like that, I become a devoted masturbater!

[+ quoththeraven]

I was fortunate in having a neighborhood friend who told me about masturbation before I tried it myself. He was a year older and had been doing it for a while. He pulled down his pants to demonstrate and told me I needed to do it in order to make jazz and I would need jazz to make babies some day (in hindsight, I think he meant jizz). I went home to try it and just like that, I become a devoted masturbater!

Lol, "jazz."

[+ honcho]

Lol, "jazz."

 

The musicology professor at SF State (who is a really good saxophonist, and who went to spain to study flamenco music on a Fullbirght scholarship), says that the term actually does derive from "jizz" given its origin as the music played in whorehouses.

[+ MysticMenace]

Simply put....people need to learn to be better at masterbation.

 

perhaps this could be a good next thread topic - Best of Masturbation Techniques...love it

 

guess didn't have to create a new one...

[jjkrkwood]

Masturbation is like an old pair of sweatpants.... you just get comfortable with the SAME old all the time !

[liubit]

My two favorite porn solos are an early vid of Reese Rideout and one of Rafael Carrera from the site Bentley Race. I can watch both over and over.

 

Reese seems so into his own body, especially when he's fingering his own ass.

https://www.redtube.com/2452041

 

The one with Rafael, well he looks like he is on the verge of exploding and losing control multiple times in the vid... it's so hot.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1150864991

I had forgotten what a truly magnificent dick Rafael has. Very hot clip, thank you @big-n-tall.

[+ Lucky]

I always did a preemptive strike on wet dreams - taking care of my business before I went to sleep. Just like you, my middle school gym teacher was the focus of my attention. Saw him naked a few times - spectacular!

 

As an aside, the first time I brought myself to completion, I did it with my parents watching Maude in their bedroom, making Bea Arthur part of my first solo sexual experience!

Did your parents also cum?

[+ MysticMenace]

As an aside, the first time I brought myself to completion, I did it with my parents watching Maude in their bedroom, making Bea Arthur part of my first solo sexual experience!

 

Totally had overlooked this. What? ?

Did they know you were doing it? Did they initiate the conversation? Something along the lines of... 'Son, you might do this sooner or later, so your mom and I want to make sure you know how to jack off properly and spray dat jizz for your satisfaction. Love you, son!'

[CuriousByNature]

As an aside, the first time I brought myself to completion, I did it with my parents watching Maude in their bedroom, making Bea Arthur part of my first solo sexual experience!

Well, as the theme song said...

 

Lady Godiva was a freedom rider,

She didn't care if the whole world looked....

 

And then there's Maude!

[+ Yellowrod]

Bea Arthur is someone I would never - and still never - collate with masturbation!

[Becket]

To quote the king of comedy Richard Pryor: "Nope. Never touch it. I pee pee with it. That's it. Sheeeeiiiit!"

[JBrian72]

Totally had overlooked this. What? ?

Did they know you were doing it? Did they initiate the conversation? Something along the lines of... 'Son, you might do this sooner or later, so your mom and I want to make sure you know how to jack off properly and spray dat jizz for your satisfaction. Love you, son!'

OOPS! Should have been a little more clear! I was alone in my room and could hear the TV from my parents' room!

[+ MysticMenace]

OOPS! Should have been a little more clear! I was alone in my room and could hear the TV from my parents' room!

 

Oh, then that totally makes sense now! Lol.

[Guest]

Did anyone else have wet dreams before you started masturbating regularly. I still remember the surprise and pleasure of my first. I think it involved my middle school gym teacher.

I'm glad I'm not the only one. It took me years of having wet dreams to figure out how to masturbate. I used to have wet dreams almost every night. I had to shove in lots of toilet paper into my PJ's if I went to a friend's house.

[+ poolboy48220]

Totally had overlooked this. What? ?

Did they know you were doing it? Did they initiate the conversation? Something along the lines of... 'Son, you might do this sooner or later, so your mom and I want to make sure you know how to jack off properly and spray dat jizz for your satisfaction. Love you, son!'

I'm assuming he meant he was in his own bedroom, his parents were in theirs, and he could hear Maude playing on their TV. The alternative makes me cringe.

 

My bedroom shared a wall with my parents' bedroom, and for the record, I never heard anything from their room. Not sure if the reverse is true, but at that age, I wasn't a moaner. I moved into another room farther from their bedroom when I was about 15.

[+ Lucky]

Once a guy starts masturbating, does he ever stop doing it? I think that once you start, you never stop. But I could be wrong.

[+ azdr0710]

Once a guy starts masturbating, does he ever stop doing it? I think that once you start, you never stop. But I could be wrong.

 

Yeah, I started at age 13 or so and haven't stopped since. So I think you're correct. Leads to awkward social situations at times, though.

Edited December 4, 2020 by azdr0710

[KrisParr]

Once a guy starts masturbating, does he ever stop doing it? I think that once you start, you never stop. But I could be wrong.

 

Interesting. I started about 13 and rarely missed a day up through college. Even when I was in a relationship, I’d still do it, but not as often. Being single now, and with the pandemic, I’m back to my regular routine. Unless something drastically changes, I’ll still be pounding away like always.

[Harryinny]

Has anybody ejaculated with some blood after a fierce jack off?

[KrisParr]

Has anybody ejaculated with some blood after a fierce jack off?

 

uh, I’m no doctor, but that would scare me, just sayin’ - blood coming outside the body is rarely a good sign

[jeezifonly]

uh, I’m no doctor, but that would scare me, just sayin’ - blood coming outside the body is rarely a good sign

If you are on Rx blood thinner it’s not unheard of. If external pressure or force is extreme, you can cause a few smaller vessels to break. If it persists, or you are not on medication check in with your doc