Masturbation....

[+ newatthis]

I have rediscovered how great masturbation can be. My hand was so good last night I gave it a big tip and immediately made another appointment for tonight. :p:p

And the best thing is that you can probably make an appointmnet at the drop of the pants!

Mine is in one hour... LOL!

These quotes from the thread "Hiring Freeze" in The Deli make me think we need a (new?) thread on masturbation . Free-form, no holds barred...could be techniques, jokes, whatever. For starters: my favorite LA guy introduced me to Gun Oil a few years ago...and there's been no looking back

[MikeBiDude]

LA guy introduced me to Gun Oil a few years ago...and there's been no looking back

I hate to hijack your thread almost immediately...but being a fellow Gun Oil aficionado, any hints on how you clean it up? Any soap or product that cleans it and doesn’t leave residue on shower floor for instance.

[cany10011]

Maybe it‘s time to start practicing yoga and contort yourself for more physical pleasures....than just masturbation

[+ poolboy48220]

When I was a kid and discovered masturbation, I'd lay on my back and flick my cock alternately with my index fingers. it wasn't until I sneak-read my parent's copy of "Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex" that I learned the method most guys use. I don't remember if I'd had the "facts of life" presentation yet, knowing about penetrative sex, it might have been more obvious.

[Monarchy79]

I hate to hijack your thread almost immediately...but being a fellow Gun Oil aficionado, any hints on how you clean it up? Any soap or product that cleans it and doesn’t leave residue on shower floor for instance.

 

I’m a Gun Oil fan too

After using it, I typically do the following:

1.) Take a bath and really soap up in order to get all of the oil off. Immersion in hot, soapy water kind of helps, in the same manner that works with washing dishes....

2.) Since the oils have gotten down to my balls at the point, I also use it as an opportunity to to a little shaving down there, at it also doubles up as a good post-masturbation pre-shaving oil ????

 

3.) in terms of the shower floor, I use the bathroom cleaner by Method. With a few drops of bleach added, there’s usually no residue in my shower.

Edited March 24, 2020 by Monarchy79

[Eggman]

Upcuming fun event.

 

jackoff

[+ Just966]

Upcuming fun event.

 

jackoff

 

@Eggman the link doesnt seem to work and really want to check it out!!

[+ Charlie]

I discovered masturbation long before I knew how to spell it. I was about six years old when I discovered I could get a very pleasant relaxed sensation in my belly by rubbing myself against the bed at night. I did it fairly regularly until I was about twelve, when I was disturbed to ejaculate something. From then on I did it on my back, and made sure I had tissues available for cleanup.

[+ poolboy48220]

Hahaha - you probably had the same "What the hell was THAT?" reaction I did.

[+ BlueSky]

Did anyone else have wet dreams before you started masturbating regularly. I still remember the surprise and pleasure of my first. I think it involved my middle school gym teacher.

[LookingAround]

I’m a Gun Oil fan too

After using it, I typically do the following:

1.) Immersion in hot, sissy water kind of helps, in the same manner that works with washing dishes....

What’s sissy water?

[+ RJD]

Hahaha - you probably had the same "What the hell was THAT?" reaction I did.

 

I was 11 the first time I masturbated. I came home from school (Catholic school uniform), was getting changed and started touching myself through my underwear. I had no clue what I was doing or why it felt so good. I used my index finger and thumb from both hands and kept moving up and down until I felt like I was going to pee and a stream of something came out. I knew it wasn’t pee. I was freaked out and thought “holy fuck, what is that? I must be sick and dying!” It didn’t stop me, though.

[+ poolboy48220]

I was about the same age. I fantasized about, god help me, John-Boy Walton, both of us in overalls and no shirts.

 

When I was sick with a cold, I'd undress my Action Boy figure and hold him over the vaporizer so it looked like he was all sweaty.

[instudiocity]

What’s sissy water?

I sure hope it’s soapy with a missed o, hitting i instead will cause an s instead of an a afterwards.

[+ easygoingpal]

@Eggman the link doesnt seem to work and really want to check it out!!

It worked when I clicked on the link... It took a few seconds to load.

[Eggman]

Sorry boys. It was link to an on-line jack-off session this afternoon hosted by Brad Amberheart. This is the link to his main page which lists upcoming events.

 

https://bradamberheart.com

[JBrian72]

Did anyone else have wet dreams before you started masturbating regularly. I still remember the surprise and pleasure of my first. I think it involved my middle school gym teacher.

I always did a preemptive strike on wet dreams - taking care of my business before I went to sleep. Just like you, my middle school gym teacher was the focus of my attention. Saw him naked a few times - spectacular!

 

As an aside, the first time I brought myself to completion, I did it with my parents watching Maude in their bedroom, making Bea Arthur part of my first solo sexual experience!

[Monarchy79]

What’s sissy water?

Lmao!!!

that was Siri’s fault.

I meant to say “soapy” water

[+ RJD]

On a related tangent, I enjoy solo videos of hot guys who are really enjoying themselves, get into the bate, and are verbal/vocal over some of the really cheesy porn that’s out there. Bonus points if they’re really lubed up and you can hear them stroking. Double bonus points if they’re heavy shooters.

[+ RJD]

As an aside, the first time I brought myself to completion, I did it with my parents watching Maude in their bedroom, making Bea Arthur part of my first solo sexual experience!

 

Sorry, I just threw up a little in the back of my mouth. ?

[big-n-tall]

On a related tangent, I enjoy solo videos of hot guys who are really enjoying themselves, get into the bate, and are verbal/vocal over some of the really cheesy porn that’s out there. Bonus points if they’re really lubed up and you can hear them stroking. Double bonus points if they’re heavy shooters.

 

My two favorite porn solos are an early vid of Reese Rideout and one of Rafael Carrera from the site Bentley Race. I can watch both over and over.

 

Reese seems so into his own body, especially when he's fingering his own ass.

https://www.redtube.com/2452041

 

The one with Rafael, well he looks like he is on the verge of exploding and losing control multiple times in the vid... it's so hot.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1150864991

[Monarchy79]

I always did a preemptive strike on wet dreams - taking care of my business before I went to sleep. Just like you, my middle school gym teacher was the focus of my attention. Saw him naked a few times - spectacular!

 

I remember the first time I saw my middle school gym teacher naked.... that man was a bronzed, bearded daddy, with a smooth deep

voice and a calm, masculine confidence. That vision of him in the open shower, with soap running down his back is just as clear to this day!!!

 

what a sexy man!!! Whew!!!

[bendable2019]

Maybe it‘s time to start practicing yoga and contort yourself for more physical pleasures....than just masturbation

Nice

[+ RJD]

The one with Rafael, well he looks like he is on the verge of exploding and losing control multiple times in the vid... it's so hot.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1150864991

 

Wow, what a hottie. Does his cock have its own zip code?

[Guest]

• You are your safest sex partner. Masturbation will not spread COVID-19, especially if you
  wash your hands (and any sex toys) with soap and water for at least 20 seconds before
  and after sex.
  

 

https://www1.nyc.gov/assets/doh/downloads/pdf/imm/covid-sex-guidance.pdf