Pastor says he used oral sex to “suck demons” out of men

[thickornotatall]

Public Service Announcement…..

 

https://www.queerty.com/pastor-says-used-oral-sex-suck-demons-men-20190722

[studchaser]

damn. But now the demons are in his tummy.

[jjkrkwood]

CREATIVE....

[Mocha]

Wow...that could be a porn title in the making

[KeepItReal]

Somebody is in denial...

http://45.media.tumblr.com/53d26a9ad179e397d284ea27be489e94/tumblr_myuxs6Hf1x1qhelj9o1_500.gif

[+ Billsboy4]

Just when you think you've heard it all.....

[DMICS]

Lmaooooo man....what?

[Trick]

Lmaooooo man....what?

 

Why? Haven’t you read that in the exorcism manual?

[samhexum]

Demon... Semen... I can see the confusion.

[+ WestGuy]

I guess it beats getting thrown up against a wall by the “demon” and getting covered in projectile pea soup (I mean vomit).

[samhexum]

I guess it beats getting thrown up against a wall by the “demon” and getting covered in projectile pea soup (I mean vomit).

 

Unless you're into that sort of thing...

[thickornotatall]

There's a thing called 'junk science.' Is there 'junk religion'?

Yes...most religions are junk....I'd say all but don't want to alienate..

[+ purplekow]

Funny that the article had an autocorrect for parishioners to prisoners.

Haven't you heard of the "demon seed"?

[Mocha]

Why? Haven’t you read that in the exorcism manual?

 

I grab every exorcism movie that comes out: the conjuring, Annabel, etc.

 

I know it’s Hollywood, but in all of those movies the priest is so compelled to cast out demons and always “gets what coming to him”. It’s almost an irony.

 

damn. But now the demons are in his tummy.

 

That’s how it would work in the movies lol.

 

But on a serious note, and to not make light of the situations...casting out demons is no laughing matter, and it doesn’t require a priest to do it. Just requires asking the authority of a higher power (God), to cast them out, as he is the only one who can. All the movies show them speaking and engaging demons directly, that’s a dangerous game because evil is stronger than human. You want to go thru a higher power.

 

Nowadays, that’s rarely an issue. When Jesus died on the cross, that restored humanity and prevented demons from “physically” taking possession of people. Simply being gay is not the result of a demon spirit, as some ministers preach. We all were given the right to freewill, and there’s many lines in the scriptures that have been misused due to misinterpretation.

 

Most “demon possessions” nowadays are really just drug abuse and mental illnesses, or titles to describe anyone who lives a life outside of people's idea of “right” . The problem is, some unscrupulous false prophets use “demons possession” to their advantage, and either deny people the help they need, or capitalize on a simulated flaw.

Edited July 24, 2019 by Mocha

[EZEtoGRU]

Funny that the article had an autocorrect for parishioners to prisoners.

Haven't you heard of the "demon seed"?

Rosemary learned about that demon seed real fast;).

[+ sync]

Seems like exorjizzums.

[rvwnsd]

Rosemary learned about that demon seed real fast;).

You beat me to it! Kudos.