Would any of your hire an overweight 50 year old escort

[handiacefailure]

I received an email on rentmen from this guy today:

https://rentmen.eu/domhowie

 

He's in my area and told me his rate is $300/Hr.

 

Not trying to sound shallow here, but why would I pay $300 for an escort that is that age and in a lot worse shape than I am in? And $300 is really pushing it when it comes to me to hire anyway, that few times I've paid that much was for porn stars like Paul Pratt a long time ago when he was still young.

 

I noticed it's a new listing. Was just curious if there are guys that would pay that kind of money (or even $200). When I hire I want the type of guy I can't get anymore who is younger and in good shape.

[liubit]

To answer your question, NO WAY. Shallow or not, I wouldn’t pay him a cent.

[+ sync]

Allegedly, every pot has a lid. If he can find a market, more power to him.

[liubit]

You are right, @sync. Just count me out. To each his own, I guess.

[+ sync]

You are right, @sync. Just count me out. To each his own, I guess.

 

Count me out, as well.

[Rodrigo Suarez]

Last episode of the new Twilight zone?

[tsgarp]

No. Just...no.

[+ Seaninsf]

Is it possible this is a joke? If not, I give the guy credit for having confidence to put himself out there. That being said, he really should have someone edit the text in his ad.

[Guest InthePines]

Hmmm. I thought the purpose of paying was to avoid guys like Howie.

[jawjateck]

That's not the farthest "out there" ad I've ever seen. I love free markets.

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

He's a type... Clearly, not yours, but someone's for sure.

 

He's got chutzpah with that rate, I'll give him that.

[+ g56whiz]

Is it possible this is a joke? If not, I give the guy credit for having confidence to put himself out there. That being said, he really should have someone edit the text in his ad.

Possibly but he was a day late for April fools day.

[Beancounter]

I guess if this guy can escort there’s hope for me at my advanced age.

 

He’s not the oldest escort around, though. I wish him luck.

[Bearman]

If I wanted somebody of my own age group and body type I wouldn't have to pay for it! "Bear" and "Daddy" social media and dating sites abound with a surplus of us older overweight men searching of love and sex.

[+ oldNbusted]

I was expecting more jokes about Canada in this thread...

 

As for the question "Would any of your hire an overweight 50 year old escort?", yes, those things are not automatic disqualifiers for me, I like what I like. This particular guy is not for me, though...

[handiacefailure]

Hmmm. I thought the purpose of paying was to avoid guys like Howie.

Exactly I am a couple years older than Howie (if that's his real age) but in a lot better shape. I have no issues having guys that look a lot better than him wanting to hook up on other sites. I can find guys that look better than him for free and even if I found him hot I sure wouldn't have to pay $300. When I hire it's because I want a hot young guy that I couldn't get otherwise. I thought it was a joke when I saw his ad and then I almost lost it when he told me his rate.

[Agachado]

I'm no better, but want the youngest, freshest, hottest, ...please. All power to the dude and I wish him success. Look in the mirror sometime

[rvwnsd]

No, I would not. Then again, there are escorts that I would hire (and have hired) that others would not give a second glance at.

[Quincy_7]

I exclusively hire fit 18-23 year olds.

 

Howie's profile has to be bait of some sort. Between the rate, his figure and the typos in his ad, it's all just too coincidental.

[cmennow]

I just feel like this is joke. Whether it was meant to be or not, it really gave me a good laugh so when you think about it...I guess it was a joke

[Guest davebk]

Maybe if he were clearly offering something most other guys were not?

But no.

And yeah, I kind of wonder if it is a joke a little.

[dixietony]

What are the rates for advertising on Rentmen? I guess it's possible it's a joke.

[JayCeeKy]

I'm thinking that someday soon there will be an article in a magazine like Vanity Fair or The Advocate titled "My Brief and (In)Glorious Career as a Gay Escort" by Howie.

[excelntsvc]

youve asked the wrong question; i've been with 50+ escorts and had a blast; this guy is not your cup of tea (or mine) so no i would not hire him for an overnight ... the bigger question is why are you so bugged that he's giving it a go ... different strokes for different folks and since youve no interest in hiring him, trying to hold him up for group shaming mostly reflects poorly on you

[BaronArtz]

NO. This ad has to be a prank of sorts ...