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“Why would you do that? You actually have a mind! I’m not judging you, but...” (proceeds to speak quite judgmentally)

You, sir, just out-gayed Boys in the Band

This is the sort of thing with which I have to contend today.

sonder: the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries, and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed, in which you might appear only once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window at dusk.

sonder: the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries, and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed, in which you might appear only once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window at dusk.

sonder: the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries, and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed, in which you might appear only once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window at dusk.

Client (who is a dentist) in the throes of passion: I’d do your dental work for free!
 
Side note: just learned that “D.M.D.” is a thing, along with D.D.S.

One of my personal favorites is mamihlapinatapai: a look shared by two people, each wishing that the other would initiate something that they both desire but which neither wants to begin.

One of my personal favorites is mamihlapinatapai: a look shared by two people, each wishing that the other would initiate something that they both desire but which neither wants to begin.

One of my personal favorites is mamihlapinatapai: a look shared by two people, each wishing that the other would initiate something that they both desire but which neither wants to begin.

Client (who is a dentist) in the throes of passion: I’d do your dental work for free!
 
Side note: just learned that “D.M.D.” is a thing, along with D.D.S.

Client (who is a dentist) in the throes of passion: I’d do your dental work for free!
 
Side note: just learned that “D.M.D.” is a thing, along with D.D.S.

Client (who is a professor): You could be my boyfriend.
 
Me: Are you tenured?

I won’t tell.

(Fairly dark)
 
Herman Cain: There is no pandemic.
 
Pandemic: There is no Herman Cain.

(Fairly dark)
 
Herman Cain: There is no pandemic.
 
Pandemic: There is no Herman Cain.

(Fairly dark)
 
Herman Cain: There is no pandemic.
 
Pandemic: There is no Herman Cain.

In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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“The most terrifying fact about the universe is not that it is hostile but that it is indifferent.” -Stanley Kubrick

Personally, ever since I watched The Joy Luck Club I haven’t been able to get my fill of gaysians.

"Ah, my period! You're all fired!" -Liz Lemon

“Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It’s cheaper.”
-Quentin Crisp