Brock O

Well...he could play with my Bre-X Mineral and National Bank of Cuba stocks; the Imperial Russian government bonds are right pretty, and, too, the swamp land down in South Alabama with my blessing.
 

Great to read memories and experiences from you all, and thanks to Rod for going to the trouble of finding old reviews/photos to post along with his memories. It certainly is great to put faces to names and reviews/memories.
On that note, I wanted to share a few photos and recollections of the guy I consider the most (physically) beautiful escort I ever hired. I believe he went by the name Justin in his RB ad, but others may know him by Niko, which was closer to his actual name. He was Czech, and had come to LA (he told me a modeling agent had helped him come out here) on a tourist visa, then massively overstayed. I'll never forget when he showed up at my door, I've seen beauty but he was just ethereally gorgeous. Seemed pretty closed and shy at first, then slowly over a session or three his very dry humor emerged, and after that a much more open and tender side. That face! That body! That ass! That dick...I could go on, but every single inch of him was perfection.
He was limited in his offering (basically he was open to receiving oral and rim jobs) but always hard and always came. I normally want someone  more interactive, but every minute spent with him felt like a gift from the Gods, so I never even thought to ask for more (I was young and pretty naive at the time). As we got to know each other better, that tender side came out, and in our (what turned out to be final) session, he grabbed me and passionately kissed me. He actually laughed about it after the session, and said he wasn't sure what came over him, but he was moving to Miami the next week and wanted to give me a goodbye kiss. Bless. We stayed in contact for a few months after he moved, and I talked about coming down to see him. Then he seemed to vanish. I read something on a forum saying he'd been arrested due to overstaying his visa, jailed then deported. Then nothing for at least 10 years. One day I was scrolling a Czech fitness model's feed and saw a guy, much older and MUCH more muscled, but clearly him. He was tagged in the picture and I could see he had re-established life in Czech, gained a lot of muscle (and a few tattoos) but still had the beautiful face. I sent him a DM, never heard back, wasn't surprised. And that's the end of that story. But I still swoon when I see his photos. and I'm grateful that young me got to come of age with young him

Not all clients hire simply because they're horny and need to unload. The first holidays after my divorce, I enquired with a regular (at the time) if we could have a session around Christmas. I felt lonely and did not want to be with the little family I had because it would remind me of the divorce. 

I reserve the day of Christmas and day of Thanksgiving for family. Some of the people at these gatherings I may only see once or twice a year. One member is near the end of his expected life. Not missing that.

admittedly, this picture is many years old 😉, but he's a great-looking guy......legendary performer.....even has his own wiki page!

Joshua Taubes. Goes by “Diesel Josh” on his social media.

yes & yes 
he’s in his 20s. who didn’t make mistakes back then ?  other than setting himself up to be audited, not a big deal
but, I wouldn’t hire someone like him.  the minute I see the expensive sneakers, huge sunglasses & designer bags in profile pics, I lose interest.  It’s not sexy or interesting at all.
there’s a certain look some of the young ones have & it’s an instant turn-off.  super easy to spot if you’ve seen it a few times. 

all of that conspicuous consumption reeks of narcissism and that means poor to mediocre sex.
 

But he can apparently make his own bed!  So there's that!

I don't know if these 'app'-style links work for everybody else, but, for me, they just go to a general listing page of many providers......
https://rentmen.eu/Jermuscles/
 

I may be naive here but what is a bumpkin? (Asking myself do I really want to know?)

I’ll chip in with mine. Treat each client as an individual, make it an intensely personal experience. 

I received a phone call just after dinner from a well known escort who was dancing at a all female Christmas party and they asked him to dress as Santa.  This escort lives several hours from me but the party was only 30  minutes away and he asked if I would like to get together.  Having no plans, I said sure.  When he arrived, he was wearing the Santa suit from the party.  He is 6 foot 3 or so and very muscular and I was surprisingly turned on by the outfit and muscle Santa   Needless to say, soon after we started having Christmas cheers, I found out that he enjoyed those on his naughty list and eventually  both Santa and I emptied our sacks.  By the way, Santa does come more than once a year.  
Has anyone here enjoyed hosting Santa?

“Conspicuous consumption of valuable goods is a means of reputability to the gentleman of leisure.”

“Conspicuous consumption of valuable goods is a means of reputability to the gentleman of leisure.”