nycman

I’ve hired him several times over the years, although I don’t think I’ve hired him since he got the neck tattoo. He looks like his pics and he’s really fun in bed. He’s also a really nice guy. Honestly, I’d probably fire him more often, if I wasn’t afraid of falling for him.

Late 20th Century…. Seinfeld - I never thought he was funny. Whiny and Annoying? Yes. Funny? No. 21st century? So far I’ve been too busy in the 21st Century to watch any TV.

"Jane Doe 3 says in the complaint that Robinson "raped" her "at least 20 times" during her tenure as a housekeeper, from February 2012 to April 2024. " And then he ran into my knife He ran into my knife ten times…. And I’m sorry, I just don’t buy the "he rapped me at least 20 times" over 12 years bullshit. The first time…maybe. The second time..baby, buy a vowel and get the hell out. The THIRD time???…Are you fucking stupid? The 20th time?!?!….it’s consensual. And no I’m not "blaming the victim", because there is no "victim". His plastic work is dreadful. That’s the real crime.

Straight. Deposit. Top. NEXT!

I’ve said it before, Vegas is my least favorite town in which to hire. And (unlike every other town in the world) when I do hire there I almost always look for a visitor. I’m sorry to say, the local escort pool is simply a mess and not worth the effort. I agree that the transient nature of the entire place is the majority of the problem. If you want a great escort in Vegas, bring him with you.

Maybe he’s just looking for someone who’s able, to send champagne to his table.

Jesus men, I’ve read shorter PhD dissertations. "I’m a top who likes to fuck". The rest we can figure out when we meet.

The better question is "do men put their penises inside you", and "if yes, which orifice", and "when was the last time a penis was inside you?". It cuts through all the "gay, straight, bi, side, abstinent, slut" bullshit and gets straight to the point of the matter. Many, many men who had a dick in the their ass last night consider themselves "straight". Trust me.

It’s been years, but yes there is a male only naked area at Bellagio. Not as much action at other spas, but it’s there. I find it best to make a brief connection in the spa, then quickly move to my room in the same resort for a more intimate encounter. Otherwise you’re in for a long day of furtive glances, and a serious case of blue balls. Unfortunately, I found the massages at the Bellagio to be "C grade" at best and I’ve moved onto greener pastures. As has been documented elsewhere, Encore has the most luxurious space (and best therapeutic messages) in my opinion, and the Mandalay Bay Spa has the most action. YMMV, after all it only takes one horney midwestern Marine to make the experience incredible.

I saw it recently (most likely the last male homosexual in NYC to get tickets), and I honestly loved it. Cole was clearly raised on a diet rich in Carol Burnett, Joan Rivers, and Lady Bunny humor. At times I seriously couldn’t stop laughing. I will say the late-middle aged woman in front of me in the theater, didn’t laugh once, and seemed befuddled at my difficulty in constraining my giggles. It’s been a long time since I laughed so hard I cried, and that happened several times during the show. Expect nothing, and enjoy the ride. "The sheer bliss of dumb, dumb comedy, made by very, very smart people."

An escort’s ability to take a dick up his ass has nothing to do with his political affiliation. Since I hire for the former, I could give a rats ass about the latter. And while political "discussions" (of any variety or persuasion) during a hire will quickly lead to an escort getting my cock shoved down their throat for prolonged periods of time, angry throat fucking is not really a kink I enjoy. Hope that answers the questions.

That’s not a good thing. Trust me, I’ve seen this movie and it doesn’t end well for the pensioner. Put another way, death is not always the enemy.

You see the flaw in your logic….right?

Think with your big head. You’re welcome.

Anyone who has a major Jeff Goldblum fetish…you’re in luck! It turns you off….and you want to see more?

If you’re in a 5-star western hotel, trust me they won’t care. Although my Hotel didn’t require a card for the elevators, it did require 3 very confusing elevator transfers to reach my floor. In the end it was much easier to meet my escorts at the front door to the hotel. Each time the 5-6 doormen on duty couldn’t have been kinder in helping me locate my "friend". And yes, it was obvious what was going on, and it was also obvious that they didn’t care.

Like everywhere, the rich and the poor. Yes in Dubai, the rich tend to be Western, but it’s not really “being Western" that’s the defining element. It’s money. The rules don’t apply to the rich Emirati either. If fact, they apply even less so to them. As a “gay" destination, I don’t recommend it. As a place to hire male escorts, the pond is amazingly well stocked. Just be respectful, keep it in your hotel room, and no one will care.

Simple. Easy. Some of the best escorts I’ve ever hired. I will admit I was nervous at first, but you quickly realize the entire place is a two class system with wildly different rules for different sides of the tracks.

Keep thinking with your big head and you’ll be fine. No one needs a deposit for an incall, that’s just stupid. In fact, any deposit is just stupid. Stay strong.