nycman

Trust me, my pillow won’t care how much his face is or isn’t moving.

He’s 6’3" 210 # Trust me. He’s taller than me and leaner than me. Super sexy and fun in bed.

Zero chance from me, but I’m willing to bet there’s a market out there for it.

What he needs to do is apologize for that hair…..

There was a Latino shoe shine guy in my neighborhood that I used to love. He was built like a fire plug and did an excellent job. But, you could tell he really didn’t like being admired. So I made sure to keep it professional. Eventually, I drifted away. A year or so later I ran into him in another shoe shine store way across town. I was happy to see him, but he didn’t look pleased, so I turned around and left. Some people just don’t know how to make money. The dude could have easily made a killing, just shining shoes.

What the Hell happened in Sweden?

I’m a health freak when it comes to fresh food. I don’t store anything fresh for more than two or three days. After that it goes in the trash, no matter how good it looks. I make an exception for fresh eggs from the local farmer. Those ‘I’ll keep for a week or more. For non-perishables my limit is about six months. I try to make a clean sweep of the pantry every three or four months. It’s a bit extreme, but I like it.

"My incall rates begin at: • $200 for 30 minutes • $300 for 1 hour" For a massage? In Portland? "additional activities will always require a higher rate" I think he’s super cute and sounds really nice, but that’s a little rich for my blood.

If it’s a DM from someone I know from the board, I’m happy to share. A random DM from somebody I don’t even recognize with less than 100 posts? …yeah, I ain’t got time for that. Participate first, ask questions later.

And yet, you’re still thinking…. Try thinking with your big head.

You’re worldly enough to know we’re talking about all the bridges and tunnels into Manhattan. Just because Brooklyn is legal, doesn’t make it smart. Nonetheless I forgive you for Russ. His ginger muscle hole sure was fun to fuck! In fact, I would even consider risking crossing state lines for it!

You don’t even need to Uber them. Just "enticing" them to cross a state line for prostitution is enough to get you in trouble. I always warned you guys to stay away from Bridge and Tunnel trash. You’re welcome!

That’s 428°F for all the Yanks in the room.

Heathen! It’s a Masterpiece!

Oprah’s a whore and Rosie’s a windbag. Nothing new kids…keep moving.

Yeah, no. I’m the one paying. Too many fish. Next!

Now you’re just showing off….. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tumbrel And yes, it makes me hard when a man makes me look up a new word….grin.

I wonder how much crochet lessons cost? "I can teach you how to crochet 🤗🧶"

Yes. Too many fish. Next.

Never up front. Ever. If they request to be paid upfront during the booking process, I politely inform them that that’s a dealbreaker for me and that if it is for them as well, we’re just not a match. Thank you, goodbye. If they wait until they arrive to make the upfront request, they are politely shown to the door. Thank you, goodbye. I have no problem with someone having that as their "policy" as long as they make it clear during the booking process. I also have no problem, turning them down and moving onto the next provider. Thank you, goodbye. Anyone who waits until they arrive to bring it up is a really bad businessman in my book. Thank you, goodbye. I feel the same way about "money on the table". I’m not quite as offended. But it’s still a "no from me, Dog". Thank you, goodbye.

Strangely, they never do.

Nothing goes with polenta…….because it’s polenta. https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1lhqnof/tried_making_polenta_for_the_first_time/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button AKA what Yankees think grits are. Grits are Devine. Polenta is poorly made cornbread.

It’s not "impossible"…..there are timed tickets available to the unwashed masses this coming Saturday and Sunday (July 5th and 6th). https://www.frick.org/tickets Of course, you won’t get to just swoop in like a major donor, but even that can be arranged….grin. Ugh…ok. So I hate Fragonard. That might be part of the problem…. But no, the Fragonard Room is still ensconced on the first floor. Perhaps you’re thinking of the even worse Boucher Room, which was moved back to the second floor? https://www.frick.org/map