nycman

I always think it's funny...mostly because I don't give a shit if the escort cums or not. They always act like their doing me a HUGE favor by offering to cum for extra cash. I just laugh and say..."cum if ya want...but I'm sure as fuck not paying extra for it". Nonetheless, I do find the upsell a turn off....and I'm unlikely to hire the escort again in the future.

I would say it pretty common in all of society right now. Maybe not “shaved clean” but shaved cock and balls with the bush trimmed way down. By the way....my auto correct kept trying to capitalize the word “Bush”. That made me very happy!

I rarely “schedule” a dinner with an escort. It’s WAY too much of a commitment for me..... (and people wonder why I’m single....lol) I can easily fuck someone of whom I am not fond.... but sit through an entire dinner together? I REALLY have to like you. So for me...it’s fuck first. If I really like you...I extend a dinner invitation off the clock. After dinner....if I still really really like you.....we go back to my hotel and spend the entire night fucking, sucking, kissing, and bonding on the clock. It’s a formula that works well for me and helps me keep from wasting time and money on men with whom I have no connection.

Well...it is for 100 minutes. And if his look is your thing.... I’m just saying....it’s not beyond the realm of possibilities.

A friend of mine tried to sell me on coming to her hot yoga class. I knew the participants wore very little and I expressed my concerns about not being “comfortable” around so many beautiful 1/2 naked male yoga bodies. Her response?....”don’t worry...you’ll be by far the best looking man there”. And with that...I completely lost all interest.....lol

I saw him over a decade ago in NYC. He looked like his pics then...but I don’t doubt his pics are very dated now. As others have said there was little to no connection...and I never repeated. He was also the only escort in my years of hiring to directly ask me for a tip...I just laughed.

Please, please, please....make my day.....and say that you we’re listening to U2 on your Walkman at the same time!

Add me to the list of men willing to vouch for him....he's real and real fun. Our schedules are hard to match up....but I'd follow him just about anywhere!

The 80's fucking ROCKED! ....just sayin'

6. Paying escorts

I’m guessing Victor would be happy to adjust the coookie to meet your particular kink.... Just guessing.....grin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcUDg0Olk8c God I wished I cared. Are people really this despirate for media attention?

Doesn’t seem all that “fabulous” to me. Being dragged 1/2 way around the world to some crappy city in China...that I have no desire to visit? Just to get paraded around like a puppet for a corporation? I’d rather blow a creepy fat 70 year old dude for $25 bucks in Central Park. At least then my motivation is clear....and I don’t have ride in a plane for 24 hours just to get my cash. Then again, I’m a simple whore.

Math dork. Just so you know....geeks make me hard.

Just sign out of RM and look all you want. It’s stupid. Only one escort that I know of has blocked me. He’s an idiot in Vegas...and I’m thankful. He changes his name, pic, and MO almost daily...when I see the “Profile Unavailable”... I know it him. Saves me from wasting any time....like I said.... I’m thankful he blocked me!

Yawn....

I only ask a “legit” masseur after I’ve seen them several times and we’re comfortable with each other. Several times they’ve offered without my even requesting. They usually say something along the lines of “This sheet is just getting in the way. You don’t seem like the “shy” type. Are you cool if we just get rid of it”. None of them have seemed to care at all. None of them became more sexual as a result though either. A “blanket” during a massage is a deal killer for me. If it’s “spa policy”....I get up off the table and make it their problem. “I’m sorry, I didn’t know this is the kind of sleazy place where proper spa etiquette might be perceived as a “problem”. I will be getting dressed and leaving now to find a more professional spa”.

Define “virginity”. Blow job...gave and got with my best friend ....my high school bedroom. Fucking....go-go boy from the Roxy Pride float NYC circa 1990...his place Fucked...a few years later...asshole Russian dude....my place NYC. Both fucking episodes were not pretty to borderline horrible....it’s a miracle I ever tried again! But I’m damn glad I did!

So much for the “Irish Curse”!

More than 20 Less than 50

3 mediocre + 1 positive + 1 hyper positive = hard pass.

Been driving a stick since I was 26. When I bought my first manual transmission I didn't even know how to drive a stick...my boyfriend had to drive it off the lot for me. He took me to a stadium parking lot and taught me all day. At the end of the day he said..."oh yeah, I forgot to tell you....kiss blow jobs while driving good bye".....still....I never looked back. Also, I stopped buying Mercedes several years ago because they stopped making stick shifts on their high end sports cars.

I'm with you....I wanna fuck Bernini's David.....HARD....over and over. Always have. I'd have fun with Michelangelo's too but I have the feeling I'd get bored after the first 2 or 3 times. And Donatello's?....never...not even close. I also thought the article was REALLY strained and boring. All 3 are amazing works of art. Other than sharing the same topic though....there isn't much more they have in common.

Hate scents...other than real MAN scents.....so no.

False advertising.... It's a "What's UNDER My Butt Challenge" And....they're annoying....and again...I blame Davey Wavey.