nycman

Well, in his defense....his name is "NONProJoe"...guess he's living up to it! Grin

Just to cross reference threads..... I believe these are the gentlemen we are talking about.... https://rent.men/Latinmusclestuds

People....a simple high school physics class could have saved this man. Keep funding science classes! Earth Science 101 is NOT enough! Unfortunately, in this race between Darwin and Newton...it looks like Darwin won.

Lord...Finally!....I had to pick myself up off the fucking floor....TWICE! My adopted gay father...comes OUT! (I may have forgotten to tell you that you're adopting me BTW...and I'm pretty sure that I'm older than you....but that's a mere technicality....DAD!) Let me gather my thoughts.....ok...here we go! Don't worry baby....none of us like him...you tell your story.....your die hard fans are waiting! Funny how hard it is to say "I'm a FAGGOT" to someone else for the first time....isn't it? Jesus...I wish my friends served "good wine" at their "coming out" announcements.... Of course I should talk....I think I came out to my best friend over Slushies from Sonic...... I guess there ARE some benefits to coming out later in life! "I'm a FAGGOT"....lord we make it soooo complicated...don't' we? Come on Dad....SPIT IT THE FUCK OUT! True...time to focus on "queer dad"! The boys can take care of themselves....no more excuses!....SAY IT! You better go SOMEWHERE...or he's going to think your talking about....yep...too late....he thinks it's about your wife! Oh no...buddy B-I-L....hang on to your boot straps...it's about sooooo much more than that....JUST WAIT! Oh yes you do need to say something.....wait for it.....WAIT FOR IT....! This is where I passed out the first time......the tension is KILLING me! Which is Basketballer for...."I'm a FAGGOT"....just in case the audience needs help with the translation. Thankfully, I am fluent in Basketballer. We were first....woot!....WE WERE FIRST....And yes, I passed out again here! Aren't we though? A collection of online faggots....who hire hookers....and want a Dad like you.....we're a funny lot! I LOVE him!.....sooooo much! You big ol' bottom....you better be careful....or I will KICK YOUR ASS!.... and I will bring your big ass bear B-I-L along to help hold you down while I do it! (yes....I'm a great dad too....I just never fucked a woman...that's all!) THAT he probably knows.....grin Please....give us a chance to BREATHE!...... I don't know how much more my heart can take! In all seriousness bro, congratulations. It's an amazing moment you will never forget and never regret. Thank you so much so sharing it with us all. Love, nycman

A little bit. I’m a shower fanatic. I am happiest in the shower....period. But even I like for an escort to cuddle and wait for me to slap him on the ass and say “hit the showers champ”, before he jumps and runs to the shower. But don’t let a small slight at the end of your session ruin it for you. If it’s really important to you, just tell him upfront that you like to cuddle after sex rather than jumping straight into the shower. If they're aware of your desires, I’m pretty sure most “professionals” will try and make you happy. Like most things.... communication is key.

People pay MONEY to post these ads?

My kinda bottom!

I’d rather skip the middle man....and just lick chocolate syrup off your ass!

I understand your feelings. The short version of my advice? If knowing your partner is poz is too much for you to handle...to the point that you won’t be able to relax and have fun....then by all means cancel. My longer explanation....I’ve been in your shoes...despite having had sex with hundreds of men....the first time I KNEW my partner was positive....I became frozen. Rationally I knew that statistically I had to have had sex with men who were positive. Nonetheless, when I was faced with the reality head on it was difficult for me to handle. Emotions are not rational. Luckily, I was able to reassure myself and be thankful that my sexual partner cared enough about me to be open and honest with me. This was years before we understood that PREP and being “undetectable” significantly reduced risks. I took a deep breath, expressed my honest concerns....and my desire to move forward safely. If I were you I’d disclose your unspoken fears to your HIV + partner. If he’s open and willing to take it slowly, at your pace, and within your comfort zone....I say go for it. When you really think about it that’s good advice for any sexual partner. Use protection....do things that you are comfortable with....and most importantly relax and have fun!

You’re killing us here! Grin

Are you looking for a hook up or a paid encounter? Be clear in your intentions and don’t confuse the two.

The jaded chick with the Sephora bag.....THAT’s what I love about NYC!

First couple of pics...I was like...”what the hell is he talking about?” Then whoa!...full on “sexy Harpo”....lmao!

It’s a girl anus...gross! Grin.

I’m embarrassed that I had to read his ad and this comment 3 times before I got the joke....lol

Take a deep breath. It’s not the end of the world. Find another hooker....or beat off and go to bed realizing you just gave your self a $300 hand job. Always makes me giggle and sleep tight. These tend to be the nights where I say “fuck it” and take one for the team and hire a relative (or totally) unknown that I wouldn’t normally take a risk on. I figure...what the fuck... I’m already disaapointened....it can’t get much worse. Often, I just end up hiring another loser....but every now and then I find that elusive diamond in the rough.....and end up having the time of my life. Lemons or lemonade....your choice!

Never paid upfront and never will. One loser in Vegas even had the balls to call me out on my refusal and tell me “that’s the way we do it in Vegas”. Thankfully I stuck to my guns....I still get a little bit of a chuckle every time I hear someone bitch about how the same guy took their money and ran. Listen to that little voice in your head....and think with you big head...not the little one between your legs... never pay upfront....and you’ll do fine.

He still has dippy hair..... Oh,wait...I was supposed to "forget" that....never-mind. Grin

I always think it's funny...mostly because I don't give a shit if the escort cums or not. They always act like their doing me a HUGE favor by offering to cum for extra cash. I just laugh and say..."cum if ya want...but I'm sure as fuck not paying extra for it". Nonetheless, I do find the upsell a turn off....and I'm unlikely to hire the escort again in the future.

I would say it pretty common in all of society right now. Maybe not “shaved clean” but shaved cock and balls with the bush trimmed way down. By the way....my auto correct kept trying to capitalize the word “Bush”. That made me very happy!

I rarely “schedule” a dinner with an escort. It’s WAY too much of a commitment for me..... (and people wonder why I’m single....lol) I can easily fuck someone of whom I am not fond.... but sit through an entire dinner together? I REALLY have to like you. So for me...it’s fuck first. If I really like you...I extend a dinner invitation off the clock. After dinner....if I still really really like you.....we go back to my hotel and spend the entire night fucking, sucking, kissing, and bonding on the clock. It’s a formula that works well for me and helps me keep from wasting time and money on men with whom I have no connection.

Well...it is for 100 minutes. And if his look is your thing.... I’m just saying....it’s not beyond the realm of possibilities.

A friend of mine tried to sell me on coming to her hot yoga class. I knew the participants wore very little and I expressed my concerns about not being “comfortable” around so many beautiful 1/2 naked male yoga bodies. Her response?....”don’t worry...you’ll be by far the best looking man there”. And with that...I completely lost all interest.....lol

I saw him over a decade ago in NYC. He looked like his pics then...but I don’t doubt his pics are very dated now. As others have said there was little to no connection...and I never repeated. He was also the only escort in my years of hiring to directly ask me for a tip...I just laughed.

Please, please, please....make my day.....and say that you we’re listening to U2 on your Walkman at the same time!