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Add me to the list of men willing to vouch for him....he's real and real fun. Our schedules are hard to match up....but I'd follow him just about anywhere!

The 80's fucking ROCKED! ....just sayin'

6. Paying escorts

I’m guessing Victor would be happy to adjust the coookie to meet your particular kink.... Just guessing.....grin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcUDg0Olk8c God I wished I cared. Are people really this despirate for media attention?

Doesn’t seem all that “fabulous” to me. Being dragged 1/2 way around the world to some crappy city in China...that I have no desire to visit? Just to get paraded around like a puppet for a corporation? I’d rather blow a creepy fat 70 year old dude for $25 bucks in Central Park. At least then my motivation is clear....and I don’t have ride in a plane for 24 hours just to get my cash. Then again, I’m a simple whore.

Math dork. Just so you know....geeks make me hard.

Just sign out of RM and look all you want. It’s stupid. Only one escort that I know of has blocked me. He’s an idiot in Vegas...and I’m thankful. He changes his name, pic, and MO almost daily...when I see the “Profile Unavailable”... I know it him. Saves me from wasting any time....like I said.... I’m thankful he blocked me!

Yawn....

I only ask a “legit” masseur after I’ve seen them several times and we’re comfortable with each other. Several times they’ve offered without my even requesting. They usually say something along the lines of “This sheet is just getting in the way. You don’t seem like the “shy” type. Are you cool if we just get rid of it”. None of them have seemed to care at all. None of them became more sexual as a result though either. A “blanket” during a massage is a deal killer for me. If it’s “spa policy”....I get up off the table and make it their problem. “I’m sorry, I didn’t know this is the kind of sleazy place where proper spa etiquette might be perceived as a “problem”. I will be getting dressed and leaving now to find a more professional spa”.

Define “virginity”. Blow job...gave and got with my best friend ....my high school bedroom. Fucking....go-go boy from the Roxy Pride float NYC circa 1990...his place Fucked...a few years later...asshole Russian dude....my place NYC. Both fucking episodes were not pretty to borderline horrible....it’s a miracle I ever tried again! But I’m damn glad I did!

So much for the “Irish Curse”!

More than 20 Less than 50

3 mediocre + 1 positive + 1 hyper positive = hard pass.

Been driving a stick since I was 26. When I bought my first manual transmission I didn't even know how to drive a stick...my boyfriend had to drive it off the lot for me. He took me to a stadium parking lot and taught me all day. At the end of the day he said..."oh yeah, I forgot to tell you....kiss blow jobs while driving good bye".....still....I never looked back. Also, I stopped buying Mercedes several years ago because they stopped making stick shifts on their high end sports cars.

I'm with you....I wanna fuck Bernini's David.....HARD....over and over. Always have. I'd have fun with Michelangelo's too but I have the feeling I'd get bored after the first 2 or 3 times. And Donatello's?....never...not even close. I also thought the article was REALLY strained and boring. All 3 are amazing works of art. Other than sharing the same topic though....there isn't much more they have in common.

Hate scents...other than real MAN scents.....so no.

False advertising.... It's a "What's UNDER My Butt Challenge" And....they're annoying....and again...I blame Davey Wavey.

Personally, bed massages are pretty worthless....unless we're just using it as a preamble to fucking. Real massage....requires a table....and we can still fuck on the bed later...if we want!

Love, love love.....parts of this photo. The bodies and the drapinging of one man across the other...llove. The metal cage thing....that I’m sure is supposed to look “edgy”....just looks like a highchair instead. The lighting is dreadful. What’s up with the giant red splotch on the left? The socks and boots could have worked....but once this albatross failed to take wing...they just drags it down more. Love the idea....hate the execution.

Wait! I was lead to believe this was an all you can eat buffet..... It’s sounding more and more like a brown bag lunch. Grin

“Hope springs eternal!” Of course, the corollary is also true...”a fool and his money.....”

You’re thinking with your dorky doctor brain and missing the joke. If a patient is getting CPR...they’re already fucking DEAD. You can’t kill someone twice...ergo....no one ever dies from getting CPR! Unfortunately, like most jokes....once you have to explain them... And yes, you are correct...CPR...when done well...will almost always inflict collateral damage.....dork. Grin

Over time I have come to know the real first name of several escorts. None ever told me directly, and I’ve never let on that I knew. I use my real first name when I contact escorts....it’s just easier.

I'm still trying to figure out how an unconscious drunk...ended up with "hypotension and an anion-gap metabolic acidosis with a pH of 6.81" "several hours later". Can't help but thinking someone missed something.....just saying...that's not a "normal" course. I'm a gigantic supporter of DNR's and self determination. Nonetheless, I think I'd have a hard time honoring a tattoo as much as I'd WANT to. Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes..."no one ever died from getting CPR"......grin