nycman

Keep your expectations low.

We were texting. As you noted, that makes his inability to understand and communicate clearly even more confusing. I figured he could at least try and use google translate to understand and respond. Since he obviously didn't, I just assumed he was either drunk, high, stupid or lazy. None of which I find attractive.

He very well may. Unfortunately none of them are English......grin

Just say no! (I knew that bitch Nancy was on to something!)

I tried to hire him. His English skills were nearly non-existent. In fact, clear communication was impossible. In the end, I just gave up and hired someone else.

From his website..... "Mr. Schultz is an alumnus of the United States Senate Page Program " So maybe this wasn't his first "trip to the rodeo".......

Funny all the "novices" that feel the need to ring in here..... In my twisted head....it's the Miami Vice talking to the NYC Vice.....while the LA Vice watches.....and the Seattle Vice listens..

Or as we chanted at Pride parades in the early 90’s when gays were often accused of “recruiting” young men into our “deviant” lifestyle.... “Ten percent.....is not enough!....recruit....Recruit....RECRUIT!”

Don’t worry baby. The coffee only smells bitter....but it tastes...delicious!

Lord child....don't make us WORK!..... https://rentmen.eu/NathanVegass

I've learned that if I mentally WANT the dude's cock inside my throat...I'm a pro. If not, I'm like a frigid gagging virgin on Prom night.....(of course, some guys who are into that too.) Like most sex...it's 90% mental.....and 10% physical.

Ohhhhh....Miss Thing.....I think you hit a nerve! Ohhhhh....I was RIGHT! Seriously though, I enjoyed hearing the modern "view from the pit".

You seem confused..... Just to clarify..... Prostitutes.....get P-A-I-D.

I don't know if I wanna fuck you, go out to dinner with you...or just have you take my SATs for me. God I love a cute nerd!

I've tried to watch this "masterpiece of homoerotism" a hundred times...... It's just boring.

To be honest... I'm not a huge fan of "novices" who repeatedly post asking for names of massage therapists who offer more than legitimate massage. It just smells like the vice squad is trolling the forums.

I Strange..... You felt compelled to come here and resurrect this old thread...... Just to make your one and only post about this random massage therapist..... Welcome to the forums....Riley.

Not even a little bit. I'd rather fuck a girl....and I'd rather not even do that at all.

I have. It’s great fun. Of course it helps if you’re on a remote island in Greece and they’re playing traditional Greek dancing music....and you’re stuffed from some crazy lamb dish and drunk as a skunk off Ouzo.

I’ll be over around 8...... Just to get you started..... https://www.geniuskitchen.com/recipe/kate-ls-tipsy-mushroom-pepperoni-pizza-324009

My general rule is greater than 24 hours....no problem. Less than 24 hours....I pay for one hour. A few things we don’t know and that may help us advise you better...... He was a “visiting” escort...was he visiting at your request....or was he coming to town and you booked time with him? How much time did you book? You can easily see that cancelling a one hour appointment 36 hours in advance with a guy who’s passing through town anyways....is dramatically different than cancelling 8 hours before a 3 day weekend appointment with a guy who flew into town just to see you. I suspect the former is closer to the truth...but we don’t know that yet.

He’s real and looks like his pics. He’s an amazing kisser....and very passionate. He’s one of the most rare breeds of all....an affectionate Russian. Feel free to PM if you need more info.

I used to get stuffy nose, headaches and heart burn everytime I took Viagra/Cialis. Now, I take Pepcid 20 mg, Motrin 400 mg and 2 sprays of Afrin at the same timeI take either Viagra/Cialis. That has eliminated my side effects 100%. Of course, YMMV. Prilosec/Nexium should work as well as Pepcid...but seems like overkill to me.

Always....and I mean ALWAYS....trust your spidey senses!

No. Too late.