I recently flew out of a small airport....we’re talking 10 flights a day....max.
They had the most aggressive, rude, and ridiculously “thorough” TSA agents
I have every met. There were over 20 of them standing around. Even with this
Army, it took them about 20 minutes to process myself and 2 other passengers.
I fly all the time....I’m pretty good at opening my bags and getting everything
through the X-ray machine on the first try in 2 trays. He literally reorganized
my shit 4 times and ended up spreading it out over 8 trays.
It was comical.
When he realized I was from NYC, he said....”I guess you're used to this since
you’re from New York”. I said....”if this shit went down at LaGuardia airport...
there would be fucking riots....and you’d be dead by now”.
He didn’t think it was funny....the overly aggressive and “punitive” pat down
that followed would have been fun....if he wasn’t such an ugly fucker.