nycman

Beware the double consonants folks.

Somehow I knew.

You had me at “Sartorial”...... Nothing. If you were wearing a buttonless jacket sleeve to a party, I would avoid you at all cost. 3 minimum. I personally prefer 4 but that’s a style choice. 2 looks childish. There‘s a gay man’s fantasy joke in there somewhere..... But to answer the question: straight. The other two look like a trainwreck on your sleeve. Either that or your tailor has a serious problem judging distances. To save all the Philistines the trouble....basting is that strange white temporary thread you see on an expensive suit. It gets removed by your tailor when he finishes the suit. My personal preference is 4 buttons, straight. I always leave the 4th unbuttoned so you can tell they’re real button holes. Cheap jackets just have decorative buttons and no holes. They should be burned. If you want to be edgy, have the 4th button hole stitched in a contrasting color. That’s enough. And for the slower students that need visual aides: http://www.fashionising.com/clothing/b--guide-to-suit-buttons-52817.html

Just so we’re clear....I will kick your ass if you get on that plane. Right now Vegas is the last place on earth you need to be. You are in recovery. There are millions of amazing places on earth to explore. Vegas is one of them, but not for you. Not right now. Think of someplace else you’ve always wanted to go, and get on the next plane to that place. Rinse and repeat until “Vegas“ is just a foolish childhood memory.

I thought maybe it was more if the escort you were looking at was online at the same time, it gave to the option to chat. Not sure though.

It's annoying. I guess if I was trying to get laid NOW....I might feel otherwise.

I am truly honored. He was one of the greats and I miss his brilliant commentaries. No bro, thank you for taking it in the playful manner in which it was intended. Not everyone can laugh at themselves. Once you learn the ropes, you'll do just fine. More flattery...stop...I'm starting to blush! I couldn't agree more. So fucking funny! Damn, I gotta get to ATL soon.

Just say no. “Ron and Nancy got the house....but Sid and Nancy rule!”

Umm...you failed to follow that large "FAST TRACK" signs? It's not rocket science....grin Don't worry. The non-Fast Track Lanes are usually closer and faster anyways.

Go ahead, we're listening.... My, my, my....aren't you fancy! Stop. Cut bait RIGHT here. Seriously. Would you ever allow ANY of your employees to show up 2 hours late for work???? But of course...you kept going. Oh lord....this isn't going to end well. Is it? Ahhh, you're baiting the hook....... And now HE'S baiting the hook......this is gonna be GOOD! Again.....Fancy!....and more "bait" on the hook. Baby, they ALL need suppliments for the gym and food....that's WHY they're escorting! And he continues to add bait to HIS hook. Unfortunately, we all know which fish is gonna get caught....... Ok, I'll say what everyone in the room is thinking......you're an idiot. Go on.... Why exactly? Are you in the habit of buying random people expensive gifts? If so, I can't WAIT to be friends! You're still clueless aren't you.....oh baby. Sigh, you're taking the bait and swallowing the hook. He's just eating the bait and running....see the difference? Have you noticed a theme yet? I mean other than the obvious one where all your decisions are being made by your cock. No, things started spiralling when you opened the door after he arrived 2 hours late. You just finally started to notice the spinning. This is starting to sound like a broken record. You obviously have more cash than brains....that never ends well. This is where I slap you and scream "SNAP OUT OF IT". If only I could reach through this damn keyboard!!!! It took a long time, but we got there! Oh no....we're on the road to heartache again! You know the answer. Again....Fancy!....and stupid....and more bait. Who wouldn't? Where do I sign up for this free lunch? At this point is ANYONE surprised? Better late than never.....sigh What? No baby, no. Now you just sound creepy and obsessive. Again...creepy. You need help. Serious.....professional....help. And friends to smack some sense into you....that's what we're for....grin They will. A fool and his money. Don't worry, you're not alone. Lots of heart broken fools in these parts......stupidity runs in packs. Maybe not THAT stupid...but damn close. Live and learn. Remember these feelings...next time you start thinking about obsessing over and throwing money at an escort. Oh, baby.....the pleasure was all OURS!

I saw it years ago and have tickets to see it again next week. It is visually stunning....on many levels.

He got a one star review on RM. That’s never a good thing.

If this virus is transmittable before symptoms develop.....we’re fucked. Nonetheless, despite years of research there are no know coronaviruses that behave that way, so it would be extremely unlikely that this one does.

Border security is indeed frightening in this day and age. I recently was greeted by my first name as I approached a immigration computer terminal at JFK. You could hear the camera scanning my face as I was walking towards the machine. I hadn’t even touched the machine. It was horrifying. I also have a long and boring story about having all my clothes detained at a Canadian Airport for 3 days. The crime? I had an unopened package of designer underwear in my bags. They determined I was obviously importing illegal goods for sale. Mind you they didn’t come out and tell me their concerns. Instead we went through my clothes item by item, over and over again, detailing when I bought it, where I bought it, how much paid for it, and when was the last time I wore it. We went through every item at least 5 times, with the exact same agent. Over and over. I only found out the cause on day three when one of the supervisors became curious about what was holding me up for so long. He came over and quickly discovered that his side job and my career are very similar. We became instant friends, the interrogations stopped, he helped me repack, explained the details of my prolonged detention, and sheepishly apologized.

Which are you asking: Know someone who provides this service? -or- Know someone who is looking for a provider of this service?

I always counsel the young ones to think carefully before they pick an online name as youth doesn’t last forever..... Maybe they can change your name to: ”theoldguy656” Grin

She was a comedic genius. Thank you for sharing.

Trust your gut 110% of the time. Sure you may occasionally miss out on an “ok” hire....... but....you won’t end up spending the night in the local jail either. Too many fish in the sea.....trust your gut.

Red Lobster.....Ha! Look who‘s gotten all fancy...... I remember when you used to go all the way.....for a medium cherry slurpee!

I think you’re right....the purple label cashmere version is more fuzzy. And, yes....you’re a big Homo for knowing the difference,

Just to save everyone time..... The above link confirms he’s a fake / scammer.

He uses the endlessly confusing label ”versatile / top“ on RM, but according to your (very informative) review he doesn’t bottom for pay. Just helping to clarify and save time for the other tops looking to hire.

For the record.....I’d fuck all 3 of them.

Does it make me MORE gay or LESS gay that I noticed he was wearing a $2,000 Ralph Lauren cashmere sweater BEFORE I noticed his visible penis outline?

Almost zero. Once I started hiring on a regular basis, I quickly came to the realization that I had been wasting HUGE amounts of time chasing losers in circles around bars and online. Life is so much easier this way.