nycman

If you’ve got a spiderweb elbow tattoo.....you’re trouble with a capital “T”. I’m sure some on here are looking for just that, but it’s a major pass for me.

Testing isn’t going to help you....there’s no effective treatment. Call 911....only if you’re having an emergency. Having a ”fever of over 101“ isn’t an emergency.....it’s call “being sick”. Please don‘t expose 911 responders and emergency staff unnecessarily. Funny....the doctor who hates Emergency physicians.....didn’t say “come to my office” during a Pandemic....he said “call 911”. Emergency Medicine....anyone, anywhere, anytime. Game, set, match.

It’s called “topping from the bottom” grin

**** SPOILER ALERT ***** and I can't promise they're all correct..... 1. The Simpsons 2. Mario Brothers 3. Batman 4. ???? 5. Dexter's Laboratory 6. Wallace and Gromit 7. Family Guy 8. Tom and Jerry 9. Toy Story 10. Flintstones 11. Deadpool 12. Minions 13. South Park 14. Pinky and the Brain 15. Futurama 16. ?????? 17. Mickey and Minnie Mouse ?? 18. Bugs Bunny ? 19. Star Wars 20. Star Trek Peter Griffin, Marge Simpson, and Fred Flintstone were the key to breaking it for me. Curious which characters helped others break it. And I love/hate you now more than ever nerd boy @Kevin Slater

My first hire was through Premier. I was in town on business, very young, and incredibly nervous. I’ll never forget how sweet the guy who answered the phone was. I was an obvious newbie wreck. In the end he said, “just show up and we’ll take care of the rest. We’re professionals” How right he was. I used them for years whenever I was in Philly and never once had a bad hire. Thanks Premier!

We have lost a giant and a beautiful gentle soul.

Ugh. We’re doomed.

Philistine. grin

Which for a test with only about 70% sensitivity means...there are about 4,414 New Yorkers with a “false negative” test who are infected with COVID, but think they aren’t. The test is great if positive, you have it. Quarantine! If it’s negative, it sucks. You may still have it. Quarantine! It’s pretty useless despite all the hype. @Kevin Slater you nerd....feel free to correct my math....or better yet....graphs!

Just pick one..... ...that’s quite a rap sheet.

My local grocery store.....that saw pretty severe panic buying last week. Made a GIANT stacked pyramid of Bounty Towel Rolls at the entrance today. Kind of a “fuck you....stop being dipshits....we’ve got plenty” message. I loved it!

During these harsh economic times.... I’m trying to be generous to those who have been generous to me in the past.... No matter what currency they were using to help me.

I’d say $300, in Boston, for an unknown, in the current economic environment ... ....is not in line with today’s market forces.

With the coming Depression I think you’re going to see quite a few young men “starting a business”

I love tattoos. Unfortunately, most people have no style or taste.

She’s doomed.

No wonder the stock market crashed...... Grin

“Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend.” - Polonius, Act-I, Scene-III, Hamlet

“I don’t want to see Broadway go dark if we can avoid it,” New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio said this morning. “I want to see if we can strike some kind of balance.” Yep, he’s still a moron.

There can be only one....... PURE INSANITY!

Anyone going to a public gathering right now...is a moron.

I don’t ever remember prices going down. When I have less discretionary income I hire less.

Are you nuts?

God, I hope you’re blond...and cute.