bashful

Woman killed during argument over door etiquette at Texas shopping center
well, THAT'S just rude!

you still seem distracted.

The joke has been butchered enough - no longer amoosing.

I know I shouldn't, and I'm embarrassed already, but ... Holy Cow! What an udder disaster!

This is a get together of forum members and their friends and assorted escorts.  The event entails several get togethers over a weekend.  These events include a dinner, a welcome barbecue, a pool party and in the past, a breakfast.  These range from mild to moderate with nothing significantly wild going on at the events themselves, for the most part.  Probably R rated is a dramatic as it gets in the open spaces with some X rated activities in private.  Many of the guests stay at the same resorts, Inndulge, Hacienda, Canyon Club are three.  There are informal events such as hikes, trips to casinos, dinner, karaoke which are arranged by the guests.  It is mostly a chance to see meet fellow posters, escorts.  Fun in the sun.  Temperatures are usually in the 80s to 90s during the day and 60s at night.  The first people arriving from out of town usually get there the Thursday and most people who are coming from out of town stay from 4 to 7 days.     That is the thumbnail version of the events.  

What do you provide?

My last hire was before the Pandemic.  I had pretty much always tipped.  My last hire had a great reputation on this platform so scheduled 90 minutes for a suggested $450 donation.  I put $500 in an envelope.  It didn’t turn out to be like his reviews said, and I didn’t have the nerve to ask for change.  Moral of the story is always keep tipping money separate.

I have an escort I am starting to make a regular. Have seen him about 6 times total over about 16 months, but three of those were in the last three months. We have never renegotiated his rate from the first time we met, which was $425 for 90 min. On second and third visits, I gave him $500. By our fourth, when I knew I wanted to keep it more regular between us, I bumped up to $550. Interestingly, I’m always the one suggesting it’s time to wrap up at about 90 minutes. I’m sure he’d hang out a little longer if I wanted. I try hard to keep our texting brief, respect his time, and hope he feels like I am one of his best clients. I’ve told him explicitly I don’t have romantic feelings but I’m fond of our time together and I’d like to keep seeing him as often as we can make it work and as long as we are both comfortable. I’m sure I’ll bump what I pay even more at some point. In the long run, the connection I have with him is worth it. 

My last hire was before the Pandemic.  I had pretty much always tipped.  My last hire had a great reputation on this platform so scheduled 90 minutes for a suggested $450 donation.  I put $500 in an envelope.  It didn’t turn out to be like his reviews said, and I didn’t have the nerve to ask for change.  Moral of the story is always keep tipping money separate.

My last hire was before the Pandemic.  I had pretty much always tipped.  My last hire had a great reputation on this platform so scheduled 90 minutes for a suggested $450 donation.  I put $500 in an envelope.  It didn’t turn out to be like his reviews said, and I didn’t have the nerve to ask for change.  Moral of the story is always keep tipping money separate.

My last hire was before the Pandemic.  I had pretty much always tipped.  My last hire had a great reputation on this platform so scheduled 90 minutes for a suggested $450 donation.  I put $500 in an envelope.  It didn’t turn out to be like his reviews said, and I didn’t have the nerve to ask for change.  Moral of the story is always keep tipping money separate.

I think it’s always a good practice to ask for rates up front, regardless if it’s posted on rent masseur or not. Many masseurs charge extra for escort services, or have different fees for erotic level of massage. And rentmen doesn’t list pricing publicly. I don’t see how this is wasting someone’s time. You want to be paid correctly right?

My last hire was before the Pandemic.  I had pretty much always tipped.  My last hire had a great reputation on this platform so scheduled 90 minutes for a suggested $450 donation.  I put $500 in an envelope.  It didn’t turn out to be like his reviews said, and I didn’t have the nerve to ask for change.  Moral of the story is always keep tipping money separate.

Yep. That’s them.

Wow! Wow! Wow! Bravo! Had to slip my pants down to finish reading this. 
I see an income opportunity for you organizing once in a lifetime trips to Madrid. 

Reporting from Spain. What a treat! 
We met yesterday morning at 10am (I know it feels early but my provider told me it works to keep stamina going as you are fresh) and we finished past 10pm when everybody went home. 
Thank you all for your advice! I followed all the tips and it worked like a charm. 
It was a very intense yet amazing experience and I’m still thinking about it. Once the session was over I ate something as I hadn’t eating in two days (only liquid diet with protein), took a shower and went to bed and slept like a baby for 9 hours straight. I was beat. Walking up now in Madrid and my hole is still pulsating from yesterday’s marathon but so proud of him because he did work out like a good boy. 
The guys arrived at 10am and all looking great. My provider was not lying. They are all friends and have a great rapport. We started getting naked and moving into the bedroom. I booked an Airbnb with a Cal King bed. They are not normal in Spain so I looked and looked until I found a place that worked for the five of us. We started making out with my provider being the ring leader (he told me he will take charge for a great experience). 
My provider knows that I love rimming so he instructed the guys to all go on their fours on the bed so I had a view of all their asses and I could go around rimming each of them. The guys were all in the bed making out with each other as I was eating one ass after another. I took some poppers and a viagra (so I didn’t lose my erection) and I went to town. Then a couple of them moved and starting sucking each other and the others turned around and put their legs up in the air so I could rim them and suck them at the same time. They grabbed me and started sucking me while I had a guy seating on my face. Then I noticed they raised my legs and started rimming me. It’s amazing to be rimmed while rimming someone else. My provider instructed the guys to take turns so I had one rimming me, one sucking me and one of them sitting on my face so I could rim him. And then they keep switching. They keep putting their fingers inside of me and opening me up. They gave me some poppers and I could send my ass opening up as I was in heaven with the attention. Then my main provider put a pillow under my back and the guys started lining up and the fuckfest begun. One after another starting giving me their dicks while my main provider fed me some poppers and his own dick. I used the pig snout for poppers and no spills which was great. One after the other they kept drilling my hole and I loved it. Then after don’t know how long they turned me around with my legs spread over the bed, my dick hanging out and my ass propped up. And one after the other gave fucking me as I was stroking my dick. I was a dog in heat. I don’t know why but the moment one of them took their dick out my ass was pulsating asking for more. I didn’t want them to stop. My dick was hard from the viagra and my main provider asked if I wanted to do some train fucking. We moved around and I buried my cock in my main provider’s ass while I had one of the guys fucking me from behind. I asked the others if they wanted to join and they agreed and we did a five man train fuck. The room had a large mirror so seeing the reflection of the train fuck was amazing. I don’t know what time it was but time was going fast. We had some sodas and protein bars and continued as my main provider was so kind not to let the party die down. We tried so many posturers. I went on the top of the bed grabbing to the bed frame with guy after guy drilling me from behind. The guys stood on the bed one next to each other and I went sitting in one guy to the next to the next. At one point my body was on the floor with my back against the side of the bed, my legs up in the air open wide and the guys entering from above. The more cock I got the more I wanted. It was pretty intense. I loved when they took turns fucking me on my fours while I was eating a guy’s ass. And then they kept taking turns so another guy to rim and another fucking me. By the time it was the last hour I was in bliss and it was time for release (they had been holding really well - one came at one point but recovered shortly after but the others are pros at regulating) so they put me once again with my legs spread on my fours with my cock hanging and my ass propped up and one after the other went to town in my ass until they came. I had all loads in me and they kept fucking me. They tuned me around and they all started sucking me and stroking me and fingering me until I blew a huge load. Fuck. That was insane. The guys showered, we chatted for a bit and they all left and I was left all spent and happy in bed. I went took a shower, left my children out (haha), ate something and onto bed. I just woken up and I won’t lie if I’m not a bit tired or sore but all pretty good and the memories will last a long time. Thank you all for your advice and for your help prepping for this session. I know it was a splurge but Spain is the place to do it as in the US that would have cost me 3 times as much. But it was pretty amazing.