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Tristian Waters out of Orlando. Super cute, fun to be with, great in bed.

My favorite Lechter quote: "Was she a large girl? Big through the hips? Roomy?"

I'm channeling Mr. Rogers. "Won't you please, won't you please, please won't you be my neighbor!"

I thought the guy was a tool. Didn't like his presentation at all. Not a hint of grace or charm. Won't miss him a bit.

There is a really hysterical answer here........Damnit I almost had it.........

I love Love LOVE Opus and Bloom County. My favorite newspaper comic ever. This reminds me of that.

WOW! Sean Costin. Future Escort of the Year!

I don't know. The "coffee in my undies" seems real enough, but how often does a dude drink coffee with his dick out? The thought of spilling hot coffee on a tepid todger shrinks me quicker than a cold bath.

Interesting article in the Daily Mail (yes, a bit of a gossip rag) stating that the HIV infection rate in the zip codes of Miami Beach and Wilton Manor has shot up four times the national average. They stated this was a recent increase, not just the regular statistics. Young folks have forgotten, or never learned, about the horrors of AIDS in the last two decades of the twentieth century. Current medical advances are wonderful but make us all more nonchalant about the disease, which still does not have a "cure."

Agreed. It's just bad manners. (Clearly their mamas didn't raise them right. 😉) Although don't most people with penises (as the wokeroti would say) cry out something like "OMG I'm gonna cum," or at least somehow indicate the moment has arrived; ie groans, gasps, etc? Does anyone cum without making some sort of noise?

Whataburger, a Texas staple, is really good. Burgers are a tad better than the other fast food giants. But the service is always so friendly. I like how they come around to your table to offer you ketchup and sauces. And generally the place is really clean. They do a few things very well and focus on them, which of course is the key to any successful business: Find your niche and stay there.

And after......frosted flakes.

What hump?

My massage history suggests if both of you are neeked (or the provider is stripped to his underwear) AND there is mutual touching, a HE is almost always included. (As far as who does what to whom? Well, two butt naked men can figure it out.) From time to time, if the chemistry is good, the provider will either hop onto the table or position himself according to your wishes. This begins what many people call more sex. Best to go with the flow and enjoy. After a few minutes the provider may gently take your hand and say something like, "shall we go get on the bed?" This usually continues into even more sex. Or he may smile and say something like, "So how was your massage today?," as he gently but firmly helps you to clean up and begin to sit uprightl If the massage, table play, and HE were sufficient you can wrap things up financially and head out the door. If it is to the bedroom you go, all sorts of experiences are in your near future. As you walk together a brief chat may be in order. "I really liked it when you rubbed your crotch onto my face;" or "that was really cool when your cock was in my hole." Sometimes levels of enthusiasm may need to be adjusted: "I love to deep throat, but not too too deep;" or "I've been really naughty. Maybe you could use that wooden spoon to help straighten me out?" Most would agree that these sorts of acts can also be labeled SEX. Of course if there is no bed or bedroom available, most massage tables these days can easily hold the weight of two average men tossing and turning about. But don't ASSuME automatically that it does. Frankly I usually don't know what's gonna happen when I book a Sensual Massage at 3PM in the afternoon. Not sure what my mood will be or what the chemistry will be like. To be fair, if you book a Sensual Massage, many times that's what you get, and it's perfectly fine. Enjoy the massage, have your HE and pay the man with a smile and a hug. Any physical contact after that is between two adults who would both like to take it a bit further. Wonderful! Lucky You! That was great! Then get cleaned up, get dressed, and pay the man with a nice smile and a big hug. A generous tip would not be unusual. It would be a nice gesture. Now I think that your initial question might have been as follows: In a massage setting, is getting a HE the same as having sex. Or to put it another way: I just had a HE! Did I have sex? In that special particular instance that we call A MASSAGE; my answer would be no. No we did not have sex. You just got a HE.

Tasso you're not kidding. Time to fine tune my YA'LL and head north (for me.)

Unfortunately for him, the girl allegedly gave a blow by blow (as it were) account on various social media platforms, of the goings on.

Jeff Driskel, when stuffed into football pants, has the most magnificent.........

Many of us (present company included) sometimes just get overwhelmingly nervous. This is especially true for the novice. Yes, the polite thing would be to notify the provider. But some of us would be nervous about that as well. "What if he yells at me, or calls me a hurtful name. I really just want a hug. Really just want someone to help me believe I'm not as awful a person as my Dad said I was, the last time we communicated"

There is a special place in Gay Hell for anyone who's a no show at Martha Stewart's table.

What a cutie.....er, handsome gentleman. In my head is playing the 70's pop tune, Please come to Boston for a massage. I'm staying with some friends and they've got lots of room You can go painting sunbeams on my toenails, And I'll drape myself all oooover your massage table Please come to Boston. He said no. But you can come all ooooover me. Apologies to all concerned. Sorry, couldn't help it. 😁

I enjoy the soft mellow sound of instrumental "new age" when getting a massage. Don't really need music during an escort session, though if "Feeling Good" by Michael Buble` comes on I tend to get heated up somewhat. "Me and Mrs. Jones" works fine as well.

He's been advertising for many, many years and has a, shall we say, checkered history. Listen to your brethren and step away.

Lotta cute quarterbacks this year. Nice list.....but DAMN Joe Burrow is fine! He even looked hot walking off the field with a busted wrist. Would be happy to rub him down to help him feel better. O well. Hope he gets some rest. At least he'll now have plenty of time to decide what to do with his new $250 million contract. See ya next year, Joe Cool!

Nice ad. I like the way he presents himself and his services. I'd be interested from just reading and seeing what I did.

Wish I had. Guy I found on RM comes into my hotel room and first thing asks for his money. He was really cute, so I handed him the $200. He tickled my chest for five minutes then got up and left. I cursed at him as he walked out the door, giggling. Told RM about my experience and after a few days his ad was pulled, never to be seen again. Boy I felt stupid. I had had a weird feeling when setting up the appointment but ignored it because the dude was beautiful. Since then I have been more attentive to my hiring gaydar and as of yet have not had a repeat experience. Probably missed out on a few perfectly honest providers, but I never want to experience again that feeling of being screwed with my pants on. Live and learn.