Becket

Hey man, tell the provider you're a little nervous. He'll know you are, and it helps you relax as well. Always found that providers will be friendlier and more accommodating if you say this. Fair warning though: This little hobby is addictive. Lots of fun, but it's like potato chips. One is never enough.

Josh Hartnett is a hottie; skinny, fat, or fit. I'd see his movies just hoping for that obligatory butt shot.

Hey @TonyDown, how does it feel being a real Princess?

Very few pics make me turn my tablet upside down.

Agreed. (Call Me By Your Name) was so disappointing.

I'll have to try that new pray cheese.

Yes, wasn't there a previous thread about this fellow that produced a number of passionate responses from our fellow posters? I think I remember the provider handled himself very well; calmly and with unexpected maturity.

An old Chinese saying is that if you save someone's life you are now responsible for them for the rest of Your life. We all want to help and many of us have that "Pretty Woman" fantasy. But taking care of (financial or otherwise) another human being is a big responsibility and not to be taken lightly. Having said that, my favorite provider was once a "homeless" young man wandering a large city. He was taken in long term by a well meaning fellow. The provider did begin to thrive. He eventually got successful enough to support himself. Now he has a family that HE supports. So.....you never know.

Get ready to giggle.

He's proud of dat booty.

@BenjaminNicholas you look very nice in tights; both the older ones and the more recent pics as well. Thank you.

Actually it did not clearly mention whether or not the providers were female. We all assume they were female because the article would have gleefully told us otherwise.

I often try to publish pithy prolonged pronouncements. But they probably produce putrid Parkeresque puffery.

I know I'm not up to date with all the current lingo, but please tell me what is Vanilla Gorilla?

Dam, and he's in my area, too. He is a pretty one.

Is "Ass Revolution" the longest running thread here on Company of Men? I surely do enjoy it.

I went to a doctor I had never seen before and began filling out the necessary paperwork. On the first information page, right after name and address was this question: Do you describe yourself as: Straight Gay Bisexual It was the first time I have ever seen such a question on a medical form. This was just a regular stomach doctor, not one who focused on any sort of sexually related health. Anyone else ever seen such a thing? Not a big deal, just curious.

They also seem to be very "handsy." Not typical LDS public behavior. Sure look clean cut enough. O well, one can dream.....

I believe there are among us former teachers and scholars. I get corrected often. Just smile, like you did, and get on with it. Cheers.

....supposed to be a grammar lesson. Sorry, couldn't resist.

You love him so much he doesn't have a valid listing on RM. Hummm........

Bend over? Why do you want me to.....O never mind, yes sir officer.

Daft Dick?

Seems he has found himself a niche. Can't say I've ever even heard of a fellow providing the experience he delivers. I think he would make me cry.

Yea, and I don't think Ryan is his real name.