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Get your GP to check it out if it worries you. But be assured Escorts and massage guys have seen all sorts of diverse characteristics. From belly width to penis size, we are all.....to quote the hysterically funny Lewis Black.......like snowflakes.

We all run across that gorgeous escort who just popped up on RM one day. A New guy, we think. Hits all your buttons. In my experience, without exception, every one of these has been a disappointment, if not a disaster. Through painful and hard won experience I have learned to avoid these guys like the plague. Stick with the well known, well reviewed fellows. And just try to be a decent person at all times. If I could get back all the money I've wasted on unknown guys I'd have enough to take "insert your favorite guy here" to Aruba for a week. Live and learn.

Some guys just will not do PDA under any circumstances. Once I tried to plant a smooch on my guy in the middle of Key West, surrounded by a happy, celebrating gay crowd. He looked at me as if I tried to grab his nuts. And I even had brushed my teeth beforehand! O well.

I believe my wrists have just been slapped! 🤭

Rats! I was hoping for Sbarro. Can't beat that spaghetti that's been sitting for 9 hours. 😁

Your "left colon?" Does this mean you have a "right" colon as well?

There are a number of visiting providers either here or coming soon on rentmen.eu. Rarely do we have such a nice variety as today. I am thinking of a beautiful young man visiting from Uraguay. Hate to see him so far from home and all alone. (Sorry my brain is not working yet, or I would post a link.) Check it out.

Hey @belcherfam. Good question, but hard to get a helpful answer from a post about 18 months ago. Who knows what @Dfwguy is up to now.

Awesome pic. Thank you. But what a unique bulge. Looks like he stuffed a donut in his pants.

Once on this site I mentioned I preferred straight acting gay providers and I got killed for it. O well, it's still my preference. Probably get clobbered again.

In my neighborhood growing up, all the middle children in every family turned out gay, or at least bi. I've always been intrigued about that fact.

Life is short. Go for it.

KISS and Mama Mia. Can't wait for Gene to poke out his 13 inch serpent like tongue again.

Another good new one is TRACKER, on CBS. Lots of shirtless scenes of the main character, who is lovely. Good show, too.

Shower pics must make a fellow's pride and joy look larger than they really are. Good Lord! Some of these guys........

Jesus is risen! Alleluia! May he continue to rise.

After seeing the movie Tommy as a kid, Ann Margaret made me straight for about a day and a half. Gorgeous!

I keep waiting to see a picture of Justice Brett Cavanaugh

He tried, but the clothing optional portion freaked him out. Hence the term: Jesus Freaks.

Saw Marry Poppins in London. The audience blasted out ever syllable of "Supercalafragilisticexpialadocious". WITH Clapping! It was marvelous; Practically perfect in every way. I'm just shocked.....SHOCKED......you wouldn't get into that!

Yea, sorry that happened to you. But I can't imagine I'd act any differently than did you. I'd be hoping that surely the experience would turn around, become more positive at any moment. That it never did is no way your fault. You know that, right? In this little hobby of ours sometimes lousy experiences, like shit, just happens. You came, paid, and left. Probably couldn't not pay without getting into some sort of a fight, and nobody knows where that might go. And you did have some sort of consensual contact, lousy as it was. It was just a lousy experience. It sucks. But there are a lot of good guys around, many on this site. Hope your next experience is wondrous, mind blowing, and ends way too soon.

I could stare at this all day

In all sorts of transactions I enjoy giving large tips for exceptional service (which is so rare these days). Guess I'd be offending folks around the globe on my next world wide trip. 🤗

That would make me have two Happy Endings!