Travis69

You don’t seem to understand how penises work.
 
It’s an important concept to master in this line of work.

Well it came. And as you'd expect, there have been some snafus.
 
1. After unboxing I open the machine up. The bread pan and the paddle have a few scratches. I've read online how people don't think that's a great thing as the non-stick coating could then be coming off inside the bread.
 
I'm a little worried about that On the other hand what non-stick coating doesn't kill us, makes us stronger, right? I could be the new "Teflon Don!!!"
 
2. But what really po's me off is that the kneading blade is stuck down tightly to the axle. I CAN'T GET IT OFF. And being that it's non-stick, except for the part that's flaked off of course, it's impossible to get a good grip on it. Plus due to the way the pan, axle, and blade are engineered, you can't really get under it. You also don't want to try prying it with a fork, assuming you could get under it, as you might scratch either more non-stick coating of the blade or bread pan. And using pliers might bend something you don't want bent.
 
I was in a tizzy-let me tell YOU!!!
 
3. So I did what any right thinking single 50-mumble something year old gay male would do. I called my Mom.
 
???Just kidding. I googled it. ???
 
I found a a video with an ingenious idea. In case any of you ever have a similar problem. Here it is.
 
As a hint, I'll tell you it involves Crisco and a sling. Oh wait -sorry that was the other video I was looking
 
 

 
 
However lucky me-after working at the blade on and off for about 15 minutes, I was finally able to get the blade off.
 
To be cont'd
 
Gman

Funny, my cleaning lady hasn’t been in my home in 2+ months, but she hasn't missed a paycheck. My barber hasn’t worked in over 2 months and has an infant — he’s getting a couple of Benjamins when I see him. My Uber drivers bringing my to go orders are getting at lesst a $20 tip. My dentist has already been paid for my next 3 visits (he offers a discount for annual prepays).
 
Oh yeah, I’m “essential” & haven’t missed a paycheck, have a 6 month emergency fund and I’ve been buying while the stock market has been down.
 
Tightwads, rich and poor, are never happy. Givers are rarely sad. Givers are rarely poor, too, even if they have no extra money. Go figure.

I will stop seeing Jared. ?

AMATEURS!!!

OH! That face! :-)

My parents or my sister would take care of my baby for me if I got sick and died. Begrudgingly, probably... he is such an excitable little squirt. I think he gets on their nerves somewhat.
 
What breeds do you like?
 
Finally, a topic I enjoy. Forget politics! Let's all talk doggies!

Why did you stay?

I have rediscovered how great masturbation can be. My hand was so good last night I gave it a big tip and immediately made another appointment for tonight. :p:p

I think he’s just trolling, tbh.

I would hesitate to eat at a restaurant that seems to imply I might need a roll of toilet paper when I get home.

I have rediscovered how great masturbation can be. My hand was so good last night I gave it a big tip and immediately made another appointment for tonight. :p:p

I have rediscovered how great masturbation can be. My hand was so good last night I gave it a big tip and immediately made another appointment for tonight. :p:p

And the best thing is that you can probably make an appointmnet at the drop of the pants!

I have rediscovered how great masturbation can be. My hand was so good last night I gave it a big tip and immediately made another appointment for tonight. :p:p

I have rediscovered how great masturbation can be. My hand was so good last night I gave it a big tip and immediately made another appointment for tonight. :p:p

It sounds like you are well-prepared. On the other hand many healthcare workers who are putting their lives on the line to protect us all are at extreme risk due to the lack of available masks. I was wondering how many masks and of what type you have. Since you have stated that "we are all in this together" would you be willing to donate some of your masks to your local hospitals in order to help save the lives of their patients and staff?  
A Top Cancer Hospital Faces Mask Shortages As COVID-19 Cases Show Up In Staff And Patients
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/rosalindadams/a-top-cancer-hospital-faces-mask-shortages-as-covid-19

We need pics. At least we can salivate and dream................:p:p

Now would be a GREAT time to give him a BIG tip as his business may be slow.

Now would be a GREAT time to give him a BIG tip as his business may be slow.

Now would be a GREAT time to give him a BIG tip as his business may be slow.

Now would be a GREAT time to give him a BIG tip as his business may be slow.

Now would be a GREAT time to give him a BIG tip as his business may be slow.

Now would be a GREAT time to give him a BIG tip as his business may be slow.

Now would be a GREAT time to give him a BIG tip as his business may be slow.