HAL_9000
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HAL_9000 reacted to nycmassageme in Waxing services w Extras-Los Angeles
I love it when this forum does what it's supposed to.
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HAL_9000 reacted to possum in JunChoi in NYC
I'm sorry that you're not in a very good financial situation, Kim, but you're trying to take advantage of us by misrepresenting yourself. We already know, thanks to one of our members, that you don't look like the photos you have posted. You've used photos of a South Korean actor, Choi Hyun-Wook, which was very easy to discover. And are you really even Korean? If you are, why is your translation software in Chinese? I have not slandered you; I have only shared on this forum when you have changed your name to try to deceive more clients. If you post an ad that isn't deceptive and that has your real photos, I won't have an objection to that. Your newest ad is Newestasianboyy (https://rentmasseur.com/Newestasianboyy), with the same fake pics. What will be your next?
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HAL_9000 reacted to Simon Suraci in Most Annoying Masseur Behavior You've Experienced
You might start by asking before you book if the masseur is comfortable discussing sensual/erotic aspects of their service. This step is an opportunity for the masseur to say “Sorry, I offer therapeutic only”, or maybe he prefers discussing those details over the phone instead of putting it in writing.
Many of the guys will say yes. That gives you an opportunity to ask things like “do you offer mutual touch”, or “do you offer a happy ending?”, and so on. If they have higher rates or additional fees for extras, they can break it down for you right there. Or say that XYZ is included, or that ABC is an upcharge.
That works well for me. I like dealing with business before and after table time, so that you can relax and enjoy your massage and get exactly what you want with no anxiety about what it costs or if something you want to happen actually will. I want satisfied clients.
One of the most irritating questions is “What is included in your massage?” The client has something in mind they want. I’d rather them just ask for it and I say yes or no. Or discuss pricing depending on their particular needs. That’s just me.
No need to beat around the bush. And man, have I seen some bushes in my day…and beaten around them. Have I mentioned I offer body trimming? 😆
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HAL_9000 reacted to Just Chuck in Most Annoying Masseur Behavior You've Experienced
The most frequent annoying behavior I've seen from Masseurs is to keep checking their phone during the session. But, that's not the most annoying thing I've had happen. Several years ago, I had a masseur keep chatterbox talking to me in . . . .baby talk throughout the session. "We don't want any nasty old stwess in ow muscles, now do we."
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HAL_9000 reacted to Marc in Calif in Invictustight - 411 ?
I once went to the doctor because of a tight invictus. He recommended warm baths with epsom salts and lots of self-pleasure.
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HAL_9000 reacted to + nycman in Massage Therapists at Vegas Spas
Most spa massage therapists in Vegas are professionals.
They know full well they can make better $$ providing more
in a private environment, but have chosen not to do so.
Also, Vegas spas are built to "turn and burn". They have no
real interest in going the "extra mile" I’m hopes of developing
a regular clientele.
Does it happen?…very rarely, yes.
Would I count on it?…..oh hell no.
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HAL_9000 reacted to BigNoiseDallas in DallasMichael
Forget an HE -- you should get a Happy Meal at that price.
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HAL_9000 reacted to CuriousByNature in Thai or Ty in Phoenix
He seems to only offer in-calls. So I guess that means you get to see Thai's Pad
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HAL_9000 reacted to RadioRob in This Judge Disrobes on OF and gets kicked off bench
For me it’s not one or the other. You either have good judgement or you don’t. With all of the info given with his side hustles and social media posting, he’s shown he does not have good judgment which is something we expect as a standard for our judicial officers.
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HAL_9000 reacted to + TooSchoolForCool in Chase in West Hollywood: Super Sexy Asian Hunk
He takes Venmo and Venmo gave me a 15K limit on my Venmo credit card! I'm doomed!!!!
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HAL_9000 reacted to Pd1_jap in Massage Client "Antoine" Bailed on payment/LA SFV
I would love to be a fly on the wall when this happens.
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HAL_9000 got a reaction from Marc in Calif in Russian Turkish Bath NYC
But what if your name isn’t David? 😜
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HAL_9000 got a reaction from Bmwguym5 in Russian Turkish Bath NYC
But what if your name isn’t David? 😜
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HAL_9000 reacted to Snow in KenAsianhot
He is super sweet, and cute but also sexy as hell. I just met him today. Just be straightforward with him about your needs. I told him I wanted some pressure around the lower back and shoulder areas and he did what I asked for. The majority of the massage focused on sensual touches. Sure he moved to the erotic part quite fast, around 15-20 mins after the massage. My oh my, he is the real deal. His package is no joke given the fact he is shorter and smaller than me, reacted super well to my touch, and made me feel like he wanted me too. PM for more details about the second part of the session. It was MIND BLOWING for me.
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HAL_9000 got a reaction from + augustus in **** FRAUD SCAMMER ALERT ***** Zaneandmilaan
Tuition in the School Of Life is often expensive.
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HAL_9000 got a reaction from Ali Gator in **** FRAUD SCAMMER ALERT ***** Zaneandmilaan
Tuition in the School Of Life is often expensive.
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HAL_9000 got a reaction from + glutes in **** FRAUD SCAMMER ALERT ***** Zaneandmilaan
Tuition in the School Of Life is often expensive.
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HAL_9000 got a reaction from + nycman in **** FRAUD SCAMMER ALERT ***** Zaneandmilaan
Tuition in the School Of Life is often expensive.
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HAL_9000 got a reaction from starman05 in **** FRAUD SCAMMER ALERT ***** Zaneandmilaan
Tuition in the School Of Life is often expensive.
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HAL_9000 reacted to SFGateboy in Your first Erotic Massage
My first foray into sensual massage (not even erotic), was when I had flipped over, draped and still in my underwear but obviously excited, and the provider asked, "Would you like more neck work or switch to sensual work?"
Um, sensual please... 😃