At 81.. am I the oldest client on here?

[marylander1940]

Avalon said:

I'm glad to read that a man in his 70s is still having sex! Way to go!

 

I started hiring at 60.

 

Am I the oldest on here?

Edit: I'm 81 now! 

Thank you to whoever bumped this thread! 

Edited September 9, 2021 by marylander1940

[marylander1940]

No. @Hornplatz claims to be 80.

 

~Boomer~

 

@Hornplatz you've been outed...

[Epigonos]

Marylander1940 we are about the same age. I will be 77 the 24th of this month. You actually started hiring at an earlier age than I. I was 61 1/2 when I hired my first escort. Additionally there are posters on this site who are older than we are. They will go unnamed by me and will have to speak for themselves.

[+ Oliver]

I started hiring at 60.

 

Am I the oldest on here?

NO!:D:rolleyes:

[+ sync]

I'm not far behind.

[Bearofdistinction]

MARYLANDER --- I Intend on playing with men until I am dead -- as the ambulance pulls out of my

driveway I will be groping the HOT Paramedic and promising a big tip if he puts the 02 up my nose and the cock down my throat!

[+ Charlie]

I know at least one poster here who is 82, and I suspect there are others.

[marylander1940]

MARYLANDER --- I Intend on playing with men until I am dead -- as the ambulance pulls out of my

driveway I will be groping the HOT Paramedic and promising a big tip if he puts the 02 up my nose and the cock down my throat!

 

@Avalon and me have the same attitude!

[Hornplatz]

Marylander1940 we are about the same age. I will be 77 the 24th of this month. You actually started hiring at an earlier age than I. I was 61 1/2 when I hired my first escort. Additionally there are posters on this site who are older than we are. They will go unnamed by me and will have to speak for themselves.

I was 74 when I first hired and my last and final was when I was 80. Wonderful memories.

[MscleLovr]

I was 74 when I first hired and my last and final was when I was 80. Wonderful memories.

 

Forgive me if this is too personal a question, but why "final"?

 

More memories can always be made ;-)

[samhexum]

Marylander1940 we are about the same age. I will be 77 the 24th of this month. You actually started hiring at an earlier age than I. I was 61 1/2 when I hired my first escort. Additionally there are posters on this site who are older than we are. They will go unnamed by me and will have to speak for themselves.

 

Am I the oldest on here?

Now I know how you guys got farm-fresh eggs when you were young'ns :D:rolleyes:

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[swallows22]

Pushing 80 and very fortunate to have an over 50 stud fucking me stupid whenever we can get together. Never say never.

[+ Funguy]

Started hiring at 62; 69 and a few months from 70 now. Fortunately, I don't look my age and function like a 50 year old.

69 is a stupendous age!

It has taken me this long to get the "ins and outs" down pat so I will rarely if ever have a disappointing time.

[Bearofdistinction]

Started hiring at 62; 69 and a few months from 70 now. Fortunately, I don't look my age and function like a 50 year old.

69 is a stupendous age!

It has taken me this long to get the "ins and outs" down pat so I will rarely if ever have a disappointing time.

 

I always remember this stupid old Ivy League joke

 

Princeton Boys Love 69 == Because it is so fair to all!

 

I should have gone to Princeton

[Sixty]

I turn 72 next Sunday the 17th and have been actively seeking company since just before my 50th birthday.

Due to various surgeries my searches have been fewer and far between but I keep active when I'm up to it.

[sjmuktop]

It's really nice reading the different ages all you ...ahem....mature gents started hiring 😊

Believe it or not, I started hiring when I was 18.

Yup, you read that correctly. I was 18-years-old when i hired my first escort.

I've been hiring ever since. I'm now 33.

 

[Epigonos]

Since this thread started I have definitely aged.  I will be 81 on the 24 of next month.  The idea of not hiring has NEVER crossed my mind.  I'm getting together tomorrow evening (9/9) with a guy who is rapidly becoming my regular.  I already have a get together, with a different escort, scheduled on the 16th of next month -- an early birthday present from me to me.  I was planning on spending a week in November with yet another escort in Puerto Vallarta but was forced to cancel the trip because of covid19  return to the U.S. requirements.  I will likely look for a local place to spend a few days with him instead.  DAMN LIFE IS GOOD!!!!!

Edited September 9, 2021 by Epigonos

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Epigonos said:

Since this thread started I have definitely aged.  I will be 81 on the 24 of next month.  The idea of not hiring has NEVER crossed my mind.  I'm getting together tomorrow evening with a guy who is rapidly becoming my regular.  I already have a get together, with a different escort, scheduled on the 16th of next month -- an early birthday present from me to me.  I was planning on spending a week in November with yet another escort in Puerto Vallarta but was forced to cancel the trip because of covid19  return to the U.S. requirements.  I will likely look for a local place to spend a few days with him instead.  DAMN LIFE IS GOOD!!!!!

Congrats, and don't give up on your trip to PV. It's not that difficult. I've been to PV twice since the pandemic. Mexicans are doing a good job at getting vaccinated. Just make sure your escort is. You can even pay him if he shows you proof. 

[Epigonos]

Unicorn I'm not concerned about the covid19 situation in Mexico.  I'm concerned about the U.S. requirement that I present a negative covid19 test results taken no more than 72 hours prior to my return flight to the U.S.  I was scheduled to have a sinus procedure in late December which required a negative covid19 test.  The test came back positive BUT turned out to be a false positive.  Even though it was obvious, from the beginning, that the test was inaccurate I was forced to delay my procedure until March.  Thus my concern is that since I've already had one false positive I just might get another one in Mexico and have to quarantine myself there for ten day prior to returning home. 

[Guest]

22 minutes ago, Epigonos said:

Unicorn I'm not concerned about the covid19 situation in Mexico.  I'm concerned about the U.S. requirement that I present a negative covid19 test results taken no more than 72 hours prior to my return flight to the U.S.  I was scheduled to have a sinus procedure in late December which required a negative covid19 test.  The test came back positive BUT turned out to be a false positive.  Even though it was obvious, from the beginning, that the test was inaccurate I was forced to delay my procedure until March.  Thus my concern is that since I've already had one false positive I just might get another one in Mexico and have to quarantine myself there for ten day prior to returning home. 

There's an alternative to quarantining in Mexico if you come out false positive. Take a nonstop flight from PVR to Tijuana, then walk across the border. Also, your test prior to to the surgery was probably a PCR, which is prone to false-positive results. The US accepts antigen tests (DFA), which are less sensitive, but rarely have false positive results.

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[marylander1940]

15 hours ago, sjmuktop said:

It's really nice reading the different ages all you ...ahem....mature gents started hiring 😊

Believe it or not, I started hiring when I was 18.

Yup, you read that correctly. I was 18-years-old when i hired my first escort.

I've been hiring ever since. I'm now 33.

 

 

I know an escort who hired for the first and only time at 19 when he was visiting family in Brazil... a few years later he started working. 

At 33 you're still pretty young to hire but considering the Grindr fatigue and possibility to pay with CC I'm sure it's becoming more common.

Before my stalker grabs this thread I'm NOT equating hiring with being unable to get laid for free or being young with NOT having money to pay for it. 

Edited September 9, 2021 by marylander1940

[MscleLovr]

Some years back, I dated a 24 year old in Manhattan. We went to bed on our first date. He was gainfully employed and extremely physically attractive. And on our third date, he told me he’d hired escorts in the year before we met. When I expressed surprise that he would do that, his response was Why not? If I’m hungry, I order food in. I was horny - I didn’t want to spend hours trying to meet someone - so I hired a guy to do what I wanted.

[+ Charlie]

An escort in his 20s whom I hired many years ago told me that he often hired escorts just to see what he could learn about his competition.

[sjmuktop]

1 hour ago, marylander1940 said:

At 33 you're still pretty young to hire but considering the Grindr fatigue and possibility to pay with CC I'm sure it's becoming more common.

Before my stalker grabs this thread I'm NOT equating hiring with being unable to get laid for free or being young with NOT having money to pay for it. 

Despite being a Millennial, I actually don't pay my escorts by credit card, haha. I always pay with cash. But I am thinking about paying my regular (and favourite) escort by PayPal, as I think he prefers that over cash.

And I agree with you that just because someone uses escorts, doesn't mean they cannot get laid otherwise. I'm not unattractive and I currently look young for my age (or so most people including some of the escorts I see tell me), and I do sometimes get laid for free in the saunas, whilst cruising or meeting someone off the apps. But my favourite way to get laid is with an escort. Escorts provide a sexual experience that most free hookups simply won't and can't provide.

I use escorts because I want to, not because I have to. And I think that's true for a lot of people regardless of their age.