Preparing for an 'ANAL INVASION'

[+ Axiom2001]

To all of those men who like to be anally invaded, there are steps to take: they follow.

 

1. Eat lightly the preceding day. Vegetables take about 12 to 18 hours to go through one's system; meat takes

at least 24 hours.

2. Skip breakfast on the day you will be taking the deep plunge.

3. Have a light lunch of proteins.

4. Eat a dinner of carbs-- rice or pasta.

 

I have followed the preceding steps in preparing my "special area" along with douching, but I do NOT eat heavy; most times I refrain from eating dinner prior to taking what the top has to render. I've been drinking liquids: water or juice or a shake. Many times I've dined afterwards or not eaten anything at all.

 

I received this information from a booklet regarding fisting. I think the same procedure can be used by those who favor "the bottom bunk" as well!

Edited October 13, 2017 by Axiom2001

[KennF]

Here you go...

 

https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/how-to-clean-your-ass-best-instructional-ive-seen.125234/

https://howtocleanyourass.wordpress.com/

 

[+ Axiom2001]

Here you go...

 

https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/how-to-clean-your-ass-best-instructional-ive-seen.125234/

https://howtocleanyourass.wordpress.com/

 

 

Thanks for adding. I thought about doing it but did not want to take the time to find Lance's thread. Using all info. in both threads should enhance one's experience.

[MikeBiDude]

Thanks for adding. I thought about doing it but did not want to take the time to find Lance's thread. Using all info. in both threads should enhance one's experience.

BOLDY spoken

[Larstrup]

BOLDY spoken

 

lol

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

Is this anything like the BRITISH INVASION?

 

... Why am I now picturing a young McCartney getting buggered by Ringo?

[jjkrkwood]

Sorry Ax, but for ME, the end doesnt justify the means.

[Bearofdistinction]

Is this anything like the BRITISH INVASION?

 

... Why am I now picturing a young McCartney getting buggered by Ringo?

 

McCartney was definitely on Top --- RINGO wreaks of nelly bottom!

[Decatur Guy]

If I plan on bottoming on Friday night:

 

Thursday dinner: No fried foods, no Mexican, no hot dogs, no pizza, etc. Just a nice, balanced meal. Something along the lines of baked chicken, mashed potatoes and string beans.

Friday breakfast: Greek yogurt.

Friday lunch: Something light -- peanut butter and jelly sandwich or small turkey sandwich or cheese and crackers or pasta salad or even more yogurt.

Friday dinner: Skip dinner completely or just something like side serving of mashed potatoes and a roll.

 

It's not foolproof, but it usually does the trick.

[Bearofdistinction]

Friday -- MAKE HIM DINNER -- All High Protein -- Salty Fluids and Furry Hole ==

[+ Axiom2001]

If I plan on bottoming on Friday night:

 

Thursday dinner: No fried foods, no Mexican, no hot dogs, no pizza, etc. Just a nice, balanced meal. Something along the lines of baked chicken, mashed potatoes and string beans.

Friday breakfast: Greek yogurt.

Friday lunch: Something light -- peanut butter and jelly sandwich or small turkey sandwich or cheese and crackers or pasta salad or even more yogurt.

Friday dinner: Skip dinner completely or just something like side serving of mashed potatoes and a roll.

 

It's not foolproof, but it usually does the trick.

 

...nicely balanced menu. Have you tried having peanut butter atop with bananas? ...very healthy and flavorful!

 

[You might want to sprinkle very lightly with nutmeg or cinnamon!] :)

[+ Axiom2001]

Friday -- MAKE HIM DINNER -- All High Protein -- Salty Fluids and Furry Hole ==

 

http://www.myvidster.com/video/106705964/Blackey_Madison_self_suck_fruit_fuck_-_Monstercockland

 

That was hot..

 

Instead of the fluids tasting salty, they can be deliciously sweet if one eats lots of pineapple or drink pineapple juice for a few days prior to the "main event!"

[Rudynate]

To all of those men who like to be anally invaded, there are steps to take: they follow.

 

1. Eat lightly the preceding day. Vegetables take about 12 to 18 hours to go through one's system; meat takes

at least 24 hours.

2. Skip breakfast on the day you will be taking the deep plunge.

3. Have a light lunch of proteins.

4. Eat a dinner of carbs-- rice or pasta.

 

I have followed the preceding steps in preparing my "special area" along with douching, but I do NOT eat heavy; most times I refrain from eating dinner prior to taking what the top has to render. I've been drinking liquids: water or juice or a shake. Many times I've dined afterwards or not eaten anything at all.

 

I received this information from a booklet regarding fisting. I think the same procedure can be used by those who favor "the bottom bunk" as well!

 

Oh, come on. It's just not that hard. This is the sort of ritual a fisting bottom uses, but for plain ol' anal, it just isn't necessary. Take metamucil AM and PM the day before. Avoid things like popcorn and nuts. Hose out well.

[gp0560]

What if the only time you can meet is in the morning, say 8-ish to 11-ish, not an overnight? What kind of meal schedule do you suggest? As an added complication, what if you normally have a morning "evacuation" after 8-ish?

 

(Asking for a friend.)

[Rudynate]

What if the only time you can meet is in the morning, say 8-ish to 11-ish, not an overnight? What kind of meal schedule do you suggest? As an added complication, what if you normally have a morning "evacuation" after 8-ish?

 

(Asking for a friend.)

 

 

Hose out after you evacuate.

[mike carey]

Hose out after you evacuate.

And the previous advice about fibre stands.

[gp0560]

And the previous advice about fibre stands.

Sorry to be so dense, Mike, but do you mean more or less fiber/fibre? I already get a fair amount daily from Fiber One cereal for breakfast. Except on the days of the morning appointments, that is.

[+ glutes]

[mike carey]

Sorry to be so dense, Mike, but do you mean more or less fiber/fibre? I already get a fair amount daily from Fiber One cereal for breakfast. Except on the days of the morning appointments, that is.

Generally speaking, high fibre levels in the lead up to an appointment, but you need to get to understand how your bowels work. What does your regular diet do for you, what effect does extra dietary fibre have, what does a supplement like Metamucil do. Only you can know how all this works out. And no set of procedures is foolproof. If you read the forum widely you will find all sorts of comments on what to do, vegetarian, supplements, things to avoid and so on.

[jjkrkwood]

I wouldn't spend THAT much time preparing for even an ALIEN invasion.....

[+ pitman]

What if the only time you can meet is in the morning, say 8-ish to 11-ish, not an overnight? What kind of meal schedule do you suggest? As an added complication, what if you normally have a morning "evacuation" after 8-ish?

 

(Asking for a friend.)

Try some of the suggestions others have made when you are NOT meeting an escort. Then have your own private session with your favorite dildo and see what works for you. Everyone's body and metabolism works differently.

[+ José Soplanucas]

Hell, make it easy. You are not going to be deep diving in the depths of the ocean.

http://www.sensaciones.org/historiabuceo/Imagen20.jpg

[+ kent]

Has anyone tried Pure for Men(https://www.amazon.com/Pure-Men-Supplements-60-Count/dp/B00YMB2H0E/ref=sr_1_4_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1508000835&sr=1-4&keywords=pure+for+men)?

[+ Axiom2001]

Oh, come on. It's just not that hard. This is the sort of ritual a fisting bottom uses, but for plain ol' anal, it just isn't necessary. Take metamucil AM and PM the day before. Avoid things like popcorn and nuts. Hose out well.

 

I AM quite cognizant that the same regimen is used when a bottom receives a fist. ...thought it prudent to cite here for bottoms to receive a big DICK as well! We vary in opinions, I see! :)

Edited January 5, 2018 by Axiom2001

[Rudynate]

I AM quite cognizant that the same regimen is used when a bottom receives a fist. ...thought it prudent to cite hear for one who bottoms to receive a big DICK as well! We vary in opinions, I see! :)

 

For those who have time on their hands and/or enjoy making life more complicated than it need be, I say "Have at it!!"