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Ooops, wait. I think it's only when the parties are in a non-boss-and-employee situation. That makes it chance-y. Maybe I can't manage this. But I will still think about it.

 

But I will say just make sure to smile a lot.

 

Ya know, in all likelihood, nothing will happen, other than a few surreptitious glances.

 

But it would do me well to remember that hes on the clock.

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Maybe he thought your hand was shaking too much, so he steadied it while depositing the change in it?

 

Fortunatly, I don't have that issue yet.

 

Many many years ago I saw the one and only porn star Phil Bradley working as a clerk in Tower Records on Sunset Blvd. I bought a CD I had no intention of buying, just to have him make change and place it in my hand! (I didn't wash that hand for months! - jk)

 

But when you masturbated with that hand, did you fantasize it was him? ;)

 

Maybe, but if the cashier smiled all nice-like during, then I'd say he was being flirty.

 

That's part of what made it so surprising, I'm usually all business and he always has been too, it caught me totally off-guard. The only time we had any extra interaction was the first time I went through his lane and I commented he had a somewhat rare name.

 

The clean young dudes should take note, although record store encounters today are about as likely as running across a hot looking bottled milk delivery driver ;).

 

Ah, but records store are back and vinyl sales are on the rise after years of decline! Definitely a place to connect with the younger set. :)

 

http://www.recordstoreday.com

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A friend of mine refers to his favorite barista at Starbucks as his "Coffee Crush".

 

This personal trainer I had at a gym, and I, developed good chemistry... he was cute. It was 25 years ago. One day, while showing me how to properly execute a leg press - he postioned his one leg so that the opening at the leg of his gym shorts opened further to reveal his crotch... there at the opening of a loose-fitting jockstrap was the head of his cock, just teasingly sticking out. I think I mustered up a good poker face just in case it was a total accident it happened and he had no intentions of "flirting" with another dude. A few days later the owner of the gym closed its doors. I wish now I would have pursued where Charles went, I tried 2 gyms - he wasn't at either one. Such is life :(

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This personal trainer I had at a gym, and I, developed good chemistry... he was cute. It was 25 years ago. One day, while showing me how to properly execute a leg press - he postioned his one leg so that the opening at the leg of his gym shorts opened further to reveal his crotch... there at the opening of a loose-fitting jockstrap was the head of his cock, just teasingly sticking out. I think I mustered up a good poker face just in case it was a total accident it happened and he had no intentions of "flirting" with another dude. A few days later the owner of the gym closed its doors. I wish now I would have pursued where Charles went, I tried 2 gyms - he wasn't at either one. Such is life :(

Always grab life by the, uh, balls!

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Ya know, in all likelihood, nothing will happen, other than a few surreptitious glances.

In the interest of responsible follow-up.....

 

The young man just left. Quite a specimen, has let his blond hair grow into quite a mane. Suitable for blond college football star. Pretty ripped, wearing a much too loose sleeveless tee, with extra deep arm holes. A few glances at lean and ripped serratus throughout the day. Super baggy nylon basketball shorts.

 

Decency prevailed. I really didn't ogle, and mostly I chose to be a benevolent older guy, asking about college studies, etc.

 

No punch on my dirty old man frequent lech card. I might talk a good game, or even fantasize in general regarding opportunities presented.... but really, I'm too reserved and creep-averse

 

He'll be coming back for more work, and thats a priority for me.

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I loved reading all of these posts!

 

I totally got busted at the gym recently. :eek: I like to check out hot guys while I'm there, of course, but I pride myself on not being obvious about it. Well, usually. But the other day, I was doing cardio, and I kept checking out this incredibly hot guy who was in the row in front of me. Handsome, muscular, great beard... a total hunk. Well, I must have been staring too long, kind of zoning, actually, and I forgot he could see me in the mirror... so all of a sudden, I realized he was staring, no, make that glaring, right at me. I was so embarrassed! I've seen him at the gym a couple of times since then, and he still glares at me every time he sees me. Oops!

 

Rob

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I loved reading all of these posts!

 

I totally got busted at the gym recently. :eek: I like to check out hot guys while I'm there, of course, but I pride myself on not being obvious about it. Well, usually. But the other day, I was doing cardio, and I kept checking out this incredibly hot guy who was in the row in front of me. Handsome, muscular, great beard... a total hunk. Well, I must have been staring too long, kind of zoning, actually, and I forgot he could see me in the mirror... so all of a sudden, I realized he was staring, no, make that glaring, right at me. I was so embarrassed! I've seen him at the gym a couple of times since then, and he still glares at me every time he sees me. Oops!

 

Rob

 

 

More and more straight guys are just flattered when a gay guy checks them out. But there are still those dinosaurs that are made uncomfortable by it.

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In fact, straight guys in the know are extra flattered by attention from gay men because they realize that we have higher standards of appearance.

 

Part of me wondered if this guy could be straight, but free of hate, and he decided to give an old man a thrill. :cool:

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Part of me wondered if this guy could be straight, but free of hate, and he decided to give an old man a thrill. :cool:

 

San Francisco is 49 square miles surrounded by reality, so I know it isn't this way everywhere, but here, if you flirt with a straight guy, he may just flirt right back. Even though they're straight, the still enjoy the game.

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In the interest of responsible follow-up.....

 

The young man just left. Quite a specimen, has let his blond hair grow into quite a mane. Suitable for blond college football star. Pretty ripped, wearing a much too loose sleeveless tee, with extra deep arm holes. A few glances at lean and ripped serratus throughout the day. Super baggy nylon basketball shorts.

 

Decency prevailed. I really didn't ogle, and mostly I chose to be a benevolent older guy, asking about college studies, etc.

 

No punch on my dirty old man frequent lech card. I might talk a good game, or even fantasize in general regarding opportunities presented.... but really, I'm too reserved and creep-averse

 

He'll be coming back for more work, and thats a priority for me.

 

Do you have a pool? After he finishes his last day on the job, you can invite him for a swim.

 

And if he says, "Oh, I don't have a swimsuit" and is smiling, you can smile back BIGTIME and say "Oh, you don't need one."

 

THEN CUE THE BAD PORN MUSIC! :)

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Do you have a pool? After he finishes his last day on the job, you can invite him for a swim.

 

And if he says, "Oh, I don't have a swimsuit" and is smiling, you can smile back BIGTIME and say "Oh, you don't need one."

 

THEN CUE THE BAD PORN MUSIC! :)

I've actually laid the groundwork for the pool. It happens to be out of commission at present for repairs. But I've let him know that, as temperatures in 90s are norm here, 100+ common, that he can jump in pool to cool off.

 

I'd bet against anything happening... I'm actually feeling those adult-nurturing feelings... like watching the neighbor-kids, or a nephew. I seriously doubt I'll slip into lecher-mode.

 

The challenge is the eye-candy factor.. he's really not much different than the object of attention in my avatar. And he's shared that he's adding mass for the summer.

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I'd bet against anything happening... I'm actually feeling those adult-nurturing feelings... like watching the neighbor-kids, or a nephew. I seriously doubt I'll slip into lecher-mode.

 

You're a nice guy, I guess. :) Sometimes I feel the same way, and it'd take a lot of convincing to get me to do anything but be an uncle to them.

 

When is it planned he will quit for the summer? I want to check back here to see what he wore (or didn't wear) when he took his dip.

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When is it planned he will quit for the summer? I want to check back here to see what he wore (or didn't wear) when he took his dip.

LOL

 

you can check back, but dont get your hopes up. The way things are going, I'm not sure the pool repairs will be complete before he leaves. College football jocks sacrifice alot of their summer. Apparently, colleges can't require it, but its an unspoken expectation - and peer pressure from teammates - that they return mid-July.

 

Nothing's gonna happen. I actually like him too much. A perfect opening presented itself, and I told him I'm gay, and he didnt blink an eye. At this point, the idea of trying to exploit that gives me the creeps.

 

"Oh, I like gay guys" says the young jock.

"Why is that?" asks the old queer.

"Because they give better head, and love my giant dick." the jock responds as he whips out his massive meat and slaps it on the table.

 

That only happens in cheesy erotic fiction and porn videos.

 

And at this point, I'm fairly certain I'd tell him to put it away in favor of being the responsible adult.

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