Have I been busted as a dirty old man?

[orville]

Some funny pick-up lines for the grocery store

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4vvQGxxSTg:26

[orville]

Better to ask, “Can you show me where the Crisco is?”

I did this one. Unfortunately the clerck wasn't attractive at all

[orville]

SO! a couple months ago I was in the checkout line and I wasn't even paying too much attention to the cashier.

While I was looking for the card in my wallet I couldn't avoid looking at his hand grabbing his cock.

I looked up and he was a handsome long haired young guy (18 at most) and he started making conversation.

I just replied with short answers but while keeping the conversation going he grabbed his cock at least 6 more times in less than 2 minutes.

The whole interaction lasted probably less than 5 minutes and I know I probably lost a good chance of having fun but I completely stranged by the situation and wouldn't know what to do or say to show in a discreet way my interest.

I haven't seen the young man again in the store. I wonder if someone else didn't think his behaviour was appropriate and complained to the manager.

Edited October 13, 2020 by orville

[+ Just966]

Not busted yet... but worried i may leap into dirty old man territory this coming week.

 

For years, a neighbor kid cleaned my yard. Hes grown and lost interest. So i ran a craigs gigs ad, and mixed in among all the replies, is this one saying

 

"Hello, my name is XXXXXX. I am coming home from XXXXXXX university this week, where I'm on the football team. Id like to do the job. " i look him up.... college athletes tend to have pics and stats online, and he has facebook & instagram.

 

19, 6'2, 185 lbs, model looks... pics on the beach showing off a ripped bod, appears to enjoy flexing the guns in every photo......

 

He starts this coming week. Im actually nervous that ill do something stupid, revealing myself to be CREEPY dirty old man..

 

If only id never read impossible gay fiction or had never seen gay porn with seedy fantasyland plotlines.....

Please let us know what happens:)

[MikeBiDude]

Please let us know what happens:)

Since @LaffingBear post you quoted is from 2017, not sure there’s a current update ?

[Guest]

I must say that I have been tempted to slip a grocery clerk a note saying "If you let me take you out for lunch sometime, I'll tell you how I can make you the happiest man on earth!". But I haven't been flirted the way "Lindoro" flirted with me, so I haven't been so bold.

[orville]

I must say that I have been tempted to slip a grocery clerk a note saying "If you let me take you out for lunch sometime, I'll tell you how I can make you the happiest man on earth!". But I haven't been flirted the way "Lindoro" flirted with me, so I haven't been so bold.

Who's "Lindoro"?

[+ azdr0710]

Who's "Lindoro"?

https://m4m-forum.org/threads/have-i-been-going-to-too-many-19th-century-operas.160374/

[+ Lucky]

Please let us know what happens:)

@Just966 He did give several updates to reveal that nothing happened.

[+ Just966]

@Just966 He did give several updates to reveal that nothing happened.

Yes thanks saw that, somehow got back to beginning of thread without realizing, duh!!!

[+ Just966]

Since @LaffingBear post you quoted is from 2017, not sure there’s a current update ?

Yes thanks, somehow I got way back in the thread without realizing it and hence the stupid comment on my part:(

[marylander1940]

unfortunately some prefer to order online instead of going to the store to check the "eye candy" and all products.