The Hanky Code

[+ WmClarke]

So, I'm going to an event centered around the Hanky Code. It's sponsored by a leather group.

 

Using this guide, I searched for the appropriate color hankies.

 

So I bought almost 20 hankies.

 

http://i1305.photobucket.com/albums/s545/WmClarke/IMG_0860_zpsrwxps0bo.jpg

 

(OK, the black one doesn't apply. And camouflage isn't listed in the guide, but I love a guy in a uniform.)

 

So my question is: how many hankies is too many? I really can't do just one. But I'm thinking I should just do 2 or 3. Or all of them if I'm feeling snarky.

 

Thoughts? Ideas? Suggestions?

[rvwnsd]

Go with the snark!

[+ Eric Hassan]

You could tie them all together end-to-end and then have people pull the out of your pants zipper until they reach the color they want.

[Yeswell]

You could tie them all together end-to-end and then have people pull the out of your pants zipper until they reach the color they want.

Excellent idea, Mr Hassan.

[Whitman]

So my question is: how many hankies is too many?

I don't think the question should be how many, but which one(s). Versatility is not without its appeal, but give me a man with a strong preference.

[+ glennnn]

You could tie them all together end-to-end and then have people pull the out of your pants zipper until they reach the color they want.

 

LMFAO!!! Having all those hankies stuffed in your crotch will undoubtedly increase your popularity, too. ( Couldn't hoit!)

[+ WmClarke]

You could tie them all together end-to-end and then have people pull the out of your pants zipper until they reach the color they want.

Brilliant.

 

I think we have a winner!

[rvwnsd]

I don't think the question should be how many, but which one(s). Versatility is not without its appeal, but give me a man with a strong preference.

I think @WmClarke might be trying to poke fun at the hanky code.

[+ WmClarke]

I think @WmClarke might be trying to poke fun at the hanky code.

Just a bit. Especially if I use @Eric Hassan 's idea.

 

But when I take it a little more seriously, I could not pick just one. I have too many areas of interest. But I could narrow down to 2-4 and I would only wear ones that I am actually interested in (e.g., medium blue: copsucker) or have actually done in the past and the mood strikes me even if it's not usually my main thing (yellow: ws top).

[TruthBTold]

There is no white. That could be used both to show you are a virgin (if you are) and if you have a cold.

[+ purplekow]

Camo is used to show interest in the military scene, so if you want a soldier to march in or a sailor to set sail, then camo is for you.

[+ nycman]

Reminds me of one of my favorite gay comedy routines....

 

[+ purplekow]

Reminds me of one of my favorite gay comedy routines....

 

 

Green for money issues.

[+ deej]

So, I'm going to an event centered around the Hanky Code.

 

That's a thing now? Who knew?

[+ purplekow]

If I was sponsoring such an event it would be named the Hanky Panky hosted by Spanky. Awards given out to the most daring use of a Hanky; Mr Hunky Hanky, given to the best body and Mr. Hanky Dory, the Ellen Degeneres Award to the guy with the Best Smile and

Mr. Hanky, South Park Division, given to the guy there who made the most men need to use their hanky and who appeared to have the best spirit of giving.

 

Live music from the Swiss Punk Group Kleenex

 

There would be a n entrance requirment of Tissue I Don't Even Know You In order to given in you would have to French Kiss a Random Stranger Selected by the Doorman.

[+ WmClarke]

OK, I settled on five hankies. And almost immediately saw a guy with about 30 hankies! lol

[+ WmClarke]

There is no white. That could be used both to show you are a virgin (if you are) and if you have a cold.

Hanky Code says white is j/o

[TruthBTold]

Hanky Code says white is j/o

 

I'm sorry. I was in some disbelief that there could actually be such a thing so I failed to click on the link. I prefer white to be virgin but I guess you take what you can get.

[+ PapaTony]

Go with the snark!

 

Agreed

[+ Charlie]

I thought the white hanky meant Vanilla.

[+ WmClarke]

I thought the white hanky meant Vanilla.

It probably does. Apparently, hankies, like words, may be ambiguous and have multiple meanings.

 

Until there is an ISO standard, we will always have this confusion.

[+ Funguy]

Let's ask pence for a clarification.

[Mo Mason]

That list has about 8 shades of pink and purple that look the same. lol How confusing. I might have to go with pale yellow on the right, myself.

[Bearofdistinction]

So, I'm going to an event centered around the Hanky Code. It's sponsored by a leather group.

 

Using this guide, I searched for the appropriate color hankies.

 

So I bought almost 20 hankies.

 

http://i1305.photobucket.com/albums/s545/WmClarke/IMG_0860_zpsrwxps0bo.jpg

 

(OK, the black one doesn't apply. And camouflage isn't listed in the guide, but I love a guy in a uniform.)

 

So my question is: how many hankies is too many? I really can't do just one. But I'm thinking I should just do 2 or 3. Or all of them if I'm feeling snarky.

 

Thoughts? Ideas? Suggestions?

 

 

Seventeen!

[TruthBTold]

Well, at least we know that we can send yellow to the White House.