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So you are doing a overnight with an escort, and while out having dinner you run across friends / neighbors / workmates.

How do you introduce said escort to others, particularly those with snoopiness and gossip habits?

(Please, there is a better intro than ' he is my long lost nephew' )

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I always introduce someone as my friend whom I have not seen in a long time.... if someone pursues it, I create something that will shut down their curiosity. I only had a problem with that once, when I was enjoying a dinner with someone who was obviously a much younger guy.. :) He got introduced as my nephew whom I had not seen in years. Never really had a problem with that, but any overnights are not in the town where I live, which makes it much easier.

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For those that have concerns about what neighbors, friends or workmates might think, I have found that it is best to take control of the conversation, and to introduce the escort immediately as your friend, and then steer the conversation in another direction. People with half a brain will understand your intent, and most likely that will be the end of it.

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When I've gone out to a place where I expect to bump into friends, I usually tell the escort in advance and ask how he would like to be introduced. Usually first name is sufficient with no further explanation. And in turn, I introduce my nosy neighbor to the escort as Sue without any further explanation either.

 

On the rare occasion where there are further questions, I simply let the escort speak for himself.

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I just introduce the escort as a friend and that usually is sufficient. The escorts I hire are "high class" and educated so this is not a problem.

 

I have told the story here before that one weekend when Jon Ramsey was doing a weekend with me, I got a call from a close friend inviting me over for a last minute dinner o her patio on a Sunday night. I told her I had an out-of-town guest and she said to bring him along. Jon knows how to fit in any where. It turned out he got seated next to the wife of our very conservation Republican governor who was a next door neighbor of my friend. Sure enough, by the end of the evening, Jon had charmed the governor's wife; we laughed all the way home.

 

As for the "nephew" bit, Edumond White tells the story that in Paris, the escort is often introduced as my "nephew". At one gathering, the older man who had hired the escort introduced him to another older man at some gathering and the other older man replied: "Yes, I already know him as he was my 'nephew' last week."

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An escort and I were wine tasting, when after several servings the server asked us, How do you two know one another?" We had already rehearsed should we'd be asked an inquisitive question, said escort was a personal trainer from out of town who a mutual friend introduced us 5 years ago.

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This is the guy who's going to bend me over and rape my arse. :)

I suppose its good to stick to the a friend visiting from out of town. The problem with calling him nephew or cousin etc.. is that you might run into someone who actually knows your family, and an innocent slip about cousin super stud visiting can snow ball into a night of a thousand questions.

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I actually haven't had this exact problem... yet.

 

The closest examples to this involved an escort and a webcam guy (both dear friends).

A friend of mine was having a game of thrones finale party. He invited me, but I told him I may or may not come because a friend (the escort) was in town and I didn't know if he would be interested. He told me to bring him along. I would have, but the escort was behind on the show and didn't want to spoil it. So we didn't go.

 

The other occurrence involved a webcam guy who has met members of my family. The difference here is he isn't an escort. We've never had physical sex. We've actually become like brothers. I've met his parents and he has now met some of my family. Of course neither of us told the other's family how we met. :)

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I've had this happen on a couple occasions. My standard story is that the guy is the son of an old friend who is passing through town or the son of an old friend looking for some career advice. Works well as there is usually 20+ years difference in our ages.

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If the escort could reasonably be a friend, in terms of age and appearance, I use friend. if it is clear that we would be very unlikely friends, 20's bodybuilder, super tight pants and shirt, i have used friend of my nephew's, who is staying overnight prior to an early flight. I live reasonably close to a mjor airport. That conversation usually then swings to where he is taking the flight and most escorts are adept enough to tke the conversation fro there. i did once introduce an escort as an auditor for the IRS who i was trying to bribe. We all laughed, the escort said that he did indeed work for the IRS and my acquaintance found a reason to excuse himself.

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If the escort could reasonably be a friend, in terms of age and appearance, I use friend. if it is clear that we would be very unlikely friends, 20's bodybuilder, super tight pants and shirt, i have used friend of my nephew's, who is staying overnight prior to an early flight. I live reasonably close to a mjor airport. That conversation usually then swings to where he is taking the flight and most escorts are adept enough to tke the conversation fro there. i did once introduce an escort as an auditor for the IRS who i was trying to bribe. We all laughed, the escort said that he did indeed work for the IRS and my acquaintance found a reason to excuse himself.

 

 

haha that's classic :)

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Why would you say anything other than "This is X?" Two men having dinner together is pretty innocent. And gay society is less stratified than society at large so it isn't uncommon for men of differing age and station to socialize. Besides, they can think they want. Even if they figure it out, they ought to be jealous that you have the resources to keep such an enchanting man on speed dial.

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My favorite (only at the moment) escort was in town the weekend I threw a going away party for myself as I'm moving to Palm Springs. I introduced him as someone I met through a mutual acquaintance with a long conversation about said mutual acquaintance and his sad story in life. By the time I finished with the mutual acquaintance story most people lost track of who was what to whom and just started talking to my escort friend. He did have a back story rehearsed about his occupation, since (I don't think) he doesn't have a "real" job. One of my guests was intrigued by his fake occupation and quizzed him at length about the particulars, since he (the guest) was interested in a career change.

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There's NOTHING like preparing an elaborate far removed explanation (I usually go with a boyfriend of one of my neices seeking career advice) ONLY to discover he's handed out his DANCER/PARTY STRIPPER/MASSEUR card to HALF the guys you've bumped into that night. (YES you'd THINK it would go without saying NOT to do that but alas, brains n beauty oft don't go hand in hand :-)

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