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OK, I've been reamed (YES IT FELT GOOD) about not having a real escort name. SO, I'm leaving it up to all of you to give me a name. Yes, DONNIE...even you can make up a stupid nasty name for me. It has to be easily recognizable. Describe me perfectly....and all in one or two words....SORRY...CHER is already taken. You can post dumb stupid names or funny ones...anything goes. Keep in mind that most people know me as JIM BTMSTUDNYC.

 

So make it as Catchy as a staph infection...blech!!

As Flowery as LUCKY!

remember not to even try to use names like:

 

DEVON

RICK

DEREK

FRANCO

TOD

Matthew

 

These are beautiful and recognizable...but alas too USED!!! HEHE well...at least for my names purposes that is!

 

JIM

 

PS...I reserve the right not to change my name too. JIM#2 in the review sextion is starting to have a familiar RING to it (YES I MEANT MY ASS RING)

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It seems that everyone has a name or two they really like better than there own -- I've always had a thing for Brad -- I've always thought it soooo sexi and wished my parents had named me Brad rather than Flower ;( but alas, here I am.

 

The point being, pick a name YOU find cool and sexi for your "nom de escorte" :+ Just my thought.

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OK, bubba, your delicious bubble butt is only one of your best assets. Another is your heritage which makes you exotically desireable. The only Middle Eastern name (and forgive me but I am not up on Ancient Babilonia per se) that I can think of this morning is Omar. It can be really sexy as in Omar Shariff (and there is only a 10% probability that I spelled that last name correctly). However, it can also be perhaps a bit too campy and funny. Just too many jokes out there about fat gurrls dresses made by Omar the Tentmaker. Most would probably feel the same way about Aladin. What was the name of the Prince who threatened Sheherezade? Surely, there must be something unique, Romantic, sexy and yet fairly easily spelled and pronounced in this vein?

 

BTW, Houstonians, we need to get this man back down here soon. Any help would be appreciated.

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Pancake Pete, Or Saggy Sal....Come on Donnie, You can do better than that...at least come over and put your syrup on my Pancake and eat it to really say that its true. Come and take new pics so I can upload them.

 

The suggestions have given me a laugh...but don't you think that a corny name would stop guys from hiring....

 

Bilbo...I think a Mideastern name is probably a good Idea...hmmm...

 

Jim Gibran...sound good?

Jim Khalil....you know from Gibran Khalil Gibran..the famous writer who wrote THE PROPHET.

 

Jim Jamal

 

HELP

 

If it dont fit, force it

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>Apparently you haven't seen his butt pic on meetlocalmen. 2

>good names come to mind: Pancake Pete or Saggy Sal.

 

Even I have to admit that's funny.

 

To the thread author, why use two made-up names (first name and surname)? I can never figure out why some escorts use surnames also since everyone knows both names are fictitious. Is it just to make you stand out from the 5,000 other escorts going by "Brad" or "Eric" or is there another reason?

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Jim, I don't know if I'm repeating someone elses suggestion, but I like the name "Jim Dandy". It really fits you nicely... By the way, if you do choose one of the board's suggestions, what's the prize? It might be an incentive to try harder. Coop-de-jour

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Jim Jamal wouldn't work in Houston. It's too close to Jim Jamail (spelling again?) who is/was a member of a family that owned very upscale independent groceries. One of them was gay, but I can't remember if it was Jim. The other two ideas look good.

 

BTW, why look at a public picture of something I've already enjoyed myself in private?

 

Another goofy suggestion, but once I thought of it a couple of hours ago it keeps recycling through my mind at least once every half hour and maybe if I type it out here it will go away? .... Aladin McGillicuddy .... You do sortof look like what is referred to as Black Irish (Irishmen who were darker skinned way, way before they came, some of them, to America.) And you have such flashing eyes and a great sense of humor. (I imagine you recognize, which I didn't for the first hour or so, that McGillicuddy is Lucy's maiden name in I Love Lucy.)

 

;-)

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I am in as good a position as anybody to know whether or not "flat" is a word to be associated with Jim's ass. It's not. "Muscular," yes. "Convex," yes. "Hot," yes. "Flat?" No.

 

I've already suggested that Jim Massour sounds like a good Middle Eastern name, and it's one of the things Jim is, a masseur.

 

There are other things, too, but I can't think of Arabic-sounding names that recall them......

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damn..it just keeps getting better

 

Cooper...The prize is that you get to screw my ass for an hour free. HMM...some of you already owe me an hour....hehe

 

Yes Woodlawn...Donnie's post made me laugh too...even if its not true. And it made me laugh for two reasons....ONE...my ass is not flat...and TWO...that is totally something DONNIE RUSSO would say to me. I almost gagged because it sounded like him. And, compared to his ass...mine IS flat, and so is RICK's. OR maybe we need to do a side by side comparison. OH, and by the way WOODY...My first name really is JIM...my legal name is completely different. Everyone has always called me that...my legal name just never really caught on.

 

DONNIE...are you really DONNIE RUSSO? Your just smart enough and dumb enough to be him. The comebacks are always hard and bitter and fucking hilarious....KUDOS

 

Bilbo, I just cant do the Mcgillicudy thing...it is too LUCY...and I love her to death.

 

Will...you may just be the winner...Jim Massour or TOBO?

 

JIM

 

 

If it dont fit, force it

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>Donnie's post made me laugh too...even if its

>not true. And it made me laugh for two reasons....ONE...my

>ass is not flat...

 

Can't you and Will fucking read? I never said it looked flat, I said it looks saggy. You might think I meant flat when I said pancake but I was referring to the oozy drippy quality of when the batter hits the griddle and it spreads out. If that's a bubble, it looks like it burst. Time to turn that pancake over and cook the other side.

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