Sweet dreams are made of these.

[+ purplekow]

Last night i had a vivid sex dream. In the dream, I have two men come to my hotel room. (No need to describe them, this is afterall a dream) The room is darkened and when they enter, one is instructed to blindfold the other and tie his hands behind his back. He then approaches me and I handcuff his wrists over a hanging bar. I lead the blindfolded man over to the man strung from the bar and tell him to try fuck his human pinata. If he misses, I will paddle his ass until he succeeds in entering Well for the rest of the dream is a series of flashes of red muscular ass cheeks, hard dicks and moans of pain and delight.

 

Not so surprisingly, i awoke with a vivid recall of the dream and a full firm morning hard on. More surprisingly, i already had come. It has been many years since I last had a wet dream and if I ever gave it a thought, i would have thought that my last wet dream was indeed my last wet dream.

 

So a question, how old were you and how long ago did you last have a wet dream? I am now looking at 50 in the rearview mirror and it is getting smaller and smaller.

[nate_sf]

I don't think I've had a wet dream since I was about 12. It was at that time that my best friend shoplifted two copies of Playgirl magazine from the B. Dalton store down at the mall, gave me one copy, and I went home and discovered masturbation. No wet dreams since. I'd be as surprised as you at this point if I had one.

[Rick Munroe]

I lead the blindfolded man over to the man strung from the bar and tell him to try fuck his human pinata. If he misses, I will paddle his ass until he succeeds in entering.

 

No wonder Derek woke up with a reddened ass today and I had cuff marks on my wrists!

[unsub2O17]

Not since 17, and even then, not as hot as yours.

[+ Charlie]

I haven't had a wet dream since I was in my 20s. Now I'm pleased to cum when I'm awake.

[adriano46]

I haven't had a wet dream since I was in my 20s. Now I'm pleased to cum when I'm awake.

 

Charlie, you have some of the greatest one-liners here, and I really appreciate the humor and self-deprication. I have had wet dreams into my 50's but I also have to refrain from masturbating quite a while before they happen, but they occasionally do, and they are surprisingly pleasurable (messy, yes, but pleasureable to).

[Bosguy]

No wonder Derek woke up with a reddened ass today and I had cuff marks on my wrists!

 

Next time can I be a real part of your dreams? With the reddened ass and a sore front and back

 

Boston Bill

[Guest Merlin155]

i haven't had a wet dream since i was in my 20s. Now i'm pleased to cum when i'm awake.

 

lmao

[maxwellissmart]

lmao

 

I've never had one.

[Rick Munroe]

Next time can I be a real part of your dreams? With the reddened ass and a sore front and back

 

You got it! And don't forget the sore tonsils!

[jawjateck]

My last night time wet dream was probably when I was in college, so that's been awhile. On a related note, I remember vividly the last time I came spontaneously without any cock play involved. It was July 2000, when I hired my first escort. This drop dead gorgeous latino entered my hotel room, kissed me, and the excitement was too much. I mistakenly combined the nervousness of being a newbie client with not having come in several days. While I felt embarassed, the escort thought it was incredibly hot, and accepted the challenge to make me come again and again that evening. Ah the memories!!!

[maxwellissmart]

My last night time wet dream was probably when I was in college, so that's been awhile. On a related note, I remember vividly the last time I came spontaneously without any cock play involved. It was July 2000, when I hired my first escort. This drop dead gorgeous latino entered my hotel room, kissed me, and the excitement was too much. I mistakenly combined the nervousness of being a newbie client with not having come in several days. While I felt embarassed, the escort thought it was incredibly hot, and accepted the challenge to make me come again and again that evening. Ah the memories!!!

 

But in my mind I thought: «¡el amaturó!»

[Decatur Guy]

Very hot. I don't think I've had a wet dream since late teens, early 20s. I jack off too much.