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Sorry, I'm not paying taxes on escorting. When The Powers That Be decide to make it above the board, I will happily join them.

"Slappy" = "happy."

Nice Jewish boys don't use Craigslist. And they also don't ask for "150 matzah balls" or whatever the "come arrest me please" slang is these days.

Oh, he is that.

See? I TOLD you he was the monster from "The Thing."

Mmm hmm. That's what Kurt Russell thought, and he ended up freezing to death.

From that face shot, I think he's the monster from "The Thing." I would be cautious. http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1255&bih=662&tbm=isch&tbnid=nMJFCstTcrFhKM:&imgrefurl=http://www.amazon.com/Thing-Collectors-Wilford-Brimley/dp/0783227507&docid=7E_95DNfhPCnBM&imgurl=http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51HQTPF200L._SL500_AA300_.jpg&w=300&h=300&ei=UxvUTo2RLcnMtgeU6Z2lBg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=328&vpy=182&dur=657&hovh=155&hovw=155&tx=102&ty=90&sig=106421403582182241179&page=1&tbnh=143&tbnw=143&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0

MMM MMM MMM. He sure is hot in them there movies. #dropstoknees