Friday Funnies

[Danny-Darko]

😆 Well all guys are the same one can say, but I don't want to start dating women for obvious reasons! 😒

[marylander1940]

[marylander1940]

[Danny-Darko]

Those were the days! 😢

[Danny-Darko]

[+ tassojunior]

On 10/17/2024 at 8:38 PM, jeezopete said:

Y'all (Youse in Pensylvanian) is one of the great inventions of the American English language. Surprising how few languages have that term. 

[+ tassojunior]

[marylander1940]

I have to repost this:

 

[Danny-Darko]

[marylander1940]

 

 

Edited October 22, 2024 by marylander1940

[marylander1940]

Too soon!?

[mike carey]

Well, who said comic book sound effects weren't funny?

[+ tassojunior]

[CuriousByNature]

19 hours ago, tassojunior said:

Spoiler alert

[wsc]

A man's wife had slipped into a coma and the doctor told the husband that there was very little modern medicine could do to help her. He did say, however, that there was one method that had had some limited success but was rather radical. "Well, what is it?" asked the husband, "I'll try anything!"

"Well," said the doctor, "you have to go into your wife's room and have oral sex with her." "Oh my god, man! That's practicality repulsive," blurted the husband. "I know, I know," said the doctor. "But I have seen it work."

So, reluctantly, the man went into his wife's room but came out after only a few minutes. "Doc, I don't think this is working," he said. "She keeps choking."

 

[Adapted from a Norm Macdonald joke.]

[+ ApexNomad]

Two guys, Matt and Chris, are alone together, and Matt says, “Tell me something dirty.”

Chris smirks, leans in, and whispers, “The dishes… haven’t been washed… in three days.”

Matt grins and says, “Oh, you know just how to get me going.”

[BSR]

I'm totally doing this to the next Karen I run into ...

 

 

[Luv2play]

On 10/22/2024 at 8:51 AM, tassojunior said:

Y'all (Youse in Pensylvanian) is one of the great inventions of the American English language. Surprising how few languages have that term. 

I would say “je te manque” just as I would say “je t’aime”.

[Luv2play]

On 10/25/2024 at 4:21 PM, tassojunior said:

Premonition?

[+ jeezopete]

[+ jeezopete]

[+ jeezopete]

[+ jeezopete]

[+ azdr0710]

2 hours ago, ApexNomad said:

Two guys, Matt and Chris, are alone together, and Matt says, “Tell me something dirty.”

Chris smirks, leans in, and whispers, “The dishes… haven’t been washed… in three days.”

Matt grins and says, “Oh, you know just how to get me going.”

You'll have that scarlet letter removed in no time!!

[+ ApexNomad]

1 minute ago, azdr0710 said:

You'll have that scarlet letter removed in no time!!