You won an hour with an escort

[muscmtl]

You're at a brothel and you just won an hour with an escort. All you have is how the escort describe himself, so which door do you take?

[JayeMichigan]

Many guys think extra highly of themselves so "Gorgeous" could be misleading! 

Same with 'Twink' if you base your choice on the "I am twink" category on Scruff 😅

And also the 'big dick' just might be an unpleasant surprise, based on others' comments in the forum!

[Tandy Newton]

Big dick gets boring quickly and gorgeous could be anything. I’ll take muscle as long as it’s a power bottom.

[ShortCutie7]

If the question were that it was an accurate description of the escort, I would say “gorgeous”.

Because the escort is describing himself, I would say either “twink” or “muscle” depending on my mood because I don’t care about dick size and they have less room for error than “gorgeous”.

[maninsoma]

8 hours ago, JayeMichigan said:

Many guys think extra highly of themselves so "Gorgeous" could be misleading! 

Same with 'Twink' if you base your choice on the "I am twink" category on Scruff 😅

And also the 'big dick' just might be an unpleasant surprise, based on others' comments in the forum!

I still remember meeting a friend of a friend decades ago who had a vastly inflated image of himself in terms of looks.  He wasn't a bad looking guy, but he was far from the model-good-looking type he thought he was.

Even though there can be some element of delusion in all of these categories, I'd probably choose muscle and hope that the guy isn't too muscular for my liking.  (I like muscle but once it gets into the bodybuilding competition type of musculature I lose interest.)

[Luv2play]

4 hours ago, Tandy Newton said:

Big dick gets boring quickly and gorgeous could be anything. I’ll take muscle as long as it’s a power bottom.

Speak for yourself. For us bottoms big dick is always a pleasure if it’s hard and eager.

[muscmtl]

5 hours ago, Tandy Newton said:

Big dick gets boring quickly and gorgeous could be anything. I’ll take muscle as long as it’s a power bottom.

Ok this. U my hero

[jeezifonly]

Does the brothel have secured free parking and gluten-free snacks? 

[BuffaloKyle]

If it's free there really is no harm no foul if you don't end up liking the guy. Just a shrug and oh well.

[mike carey]

2 hours ago, jeezifonly said:

Does the brothel have secured free parking and gluten-free snacks? 

This is very important.

[Becket]

5 hours ago, mike carey said:

This is very important.

And do they give away green stamps? Yea, I know. Many of us will not recognize the reference.

[mike carey]

44 minutes ago, Becket said:

And do they give away green stamps? Yea, I know. Many of us will not recognize the reference.

Indeed not. There was a similar thing in this country. Although they are something that has faded into the mists of time, we are all familiar with their direct descendants, the coffee loyalty card and the airline frequent flyer programme.

[+ nycman]

The grand tradition…..

I feel a song coming on….

 

[+ Just Chuck]

I’ve heard of OnlyFans performers holding “Fuck-a-Fan” contests and drawings with their followers. I saw one who was doing it as a fundraiser for a charity animal shelter.  I was a little tempted to contribute and enter except the performer was going to require the winner to sign a release and then film and publish the scene.

[muscmtl]

Well dumbfounded here, really thought big dick would be no 1 by far, and quite happy it's last.

Still, just 50 votes, so too small of a sample