!!!ALFIE NEEDS A CAR!!!

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

6 hours ago, robberbaron4u said:

A matter of perspective, I surmise, Alfie's "take" being that "entitlement" by reason of physical beauty is his just due in life, a convoluted  viewpoint that, unfortunately for him,  was reinforced by his "admirers".

One can almost - repeat... almost - give Alfie a pass on having a sense of entitlement due to his physical beauty. 
Bozo has vivid recollections of years ago when Alfie and his brother Mr. Biggs worked at the NYC stripper/nude events. When in town, they were regulars at both Adonis and Spunk (Bozo isn't sure whether either of them ever worked for @Buff Daddy). They also worked at Johnsons in Florida and in Adonis in LA. They also appeared frequently at parties and special events around town - both private and public. When those two boys perambulated around a room naked, or in their briefs, heads turned, customers gawked, eyeballs popped out of sockets, and mouths drooled.

Their "look" was so different than the other Spunk/Adonis/Johnsons working boys. Two young, handsome, clean cut, fresh faced white boys with classy British accents. Both had smooth, lean, muscular bodies not tarnished by unsightly ink. They had the all-American A & F look in a sea of bearded, tattooed Dominicans. That "look" with mass appeal, generated a lot of revenue for each of them. A lot. And it enabled Alfie to reside in Trump Tower (rent free?) for a while.
If Bozo was the object of all of that attention and affection with people throwing money at him, and not having to reciprocate much, Bozo would also likely have a swelled head, and sense of being "special" and "entitled". People like Alfie don't take public transportation when they are used to being squired around town in a limo or UBER.

And you say that Alfie is now "penniless"? That is hard to comprehend. Where did all of that $$$ go? Bozo would be shocked if either of them ever left an Adonis or Spunk event with less than $700 or $800 in their pockets - and that's on a bad night. If Alfie is penniless, it is both very sad, and VERY poor planning.
My, how the mighty have fallen.

BTC
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[marylander1940]

3 hours ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

One can almost - repeat... almost - give Alfie a pass on having a sense of entitlement due to his physical beauty. 
Bozo has vivid recollections of years ago when Alfie and his brother Mr. Biggs worked at the NYC stripper/nude events. When in town, they were regulars at both Adonis and Spunk (Bozo isn't sure whether either of them ever worked for @Buff Daddy). They also worked at Johnsons in Florida and in Adonis in LA. They also appeared frequently at parties and special events around town - both private and public. When those two boys perambulated around a room naked, or in their briefs, heads turned, customers gawked, eyeballs popped out of sockets, and mouths drooled.

Their "look" was so different than the other Spunk/Adonis/Johnsons working boys. Two young, handsome, clean cut, fresh faced white boys with classy British accents. Both had smooth, lean, muscular bodies not tarnished by unsightly ink. They had the all-American A & F look in a sea of bearded, tattooed Dominicans. That "look" with mass appeal, generated a lot of revenue for each of them. A lot. And it enabled Alfie to reside in Trump Tower (rent free?) for a while.
If Bozo was the object of all of that attention and affection with people throwing money at him, and not having to reciprocate much, Bozo would also likely have a swelled head, and sense of being "special" and "entitled". People like Alfie don't take public transportation when they are used to being squired around town in a limo or UBER.

And you say that Alfie is now "penniless"? That is hard to comprehend. Where did all of that $$$ go? Bozo would be shocked if either of them ever left an Adonis or Spunk event with less than $700 or $800 in their pockets - and that's on a bad night. If Alfie is penniless, it is both very sad, and VERY poor planning.
My, how the mighty have fallen.

BTC
🤡

Wasted looks and talent....

He could have made a fortune like some escorts that are now worth a couple of millions... unfortunate he didn't know how to save let alone invest money....

 

[marylander1940]

On 6/5/2026 at 3:34 PM, robberbaron4u said:

By Alfie, taking a bus is a humbling experience which he cannot endure. After life in the Trump Tower, Living with mom at Pleasantville is insufferable.  An immigration attorney to whom he was referred has counselled him not to waste his time or money challenging his five year ban from travel to the US. He is "done" in that regard, fried up as I prefer my breakfast bacon, well done and crisp. Past admirers, who he now characterizes as "lonely old men" are not answering his ring. Only Christian with the George Northwood Salon at London can do justice to his hair and he is in need the "works".My suggestion that is his Gran might be able to do a decent haircut with a bowl and pinking shears was met, shall we say, with sputtering, incoherent indignation. The Big 3 O for him is on the calendar in July.  Come, gentlemen, be generous; open your purses.

[Luv2play]

16 hours ago, wsc said:

In the Academy Award-winning film Gigi, the Maurice Chevalier character observes, "I have been riche and I have been poor. I prefer riche."

Been there, done that; adjustments were needed, adjustments were made, life went on. To the young man with all best wishes, Bon Chance!

That line has been used by many comedians and other celebrities. Chevalier didn’t coin it, I think. We’ve talked about it before but I forget the genesis of the phrase. 

[Luv2play]

4 hours ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

One can almost - repeat... almost - give Alfie a pass on having a sense of entitlement due to his physical beauty. 
Bozo has vivid recollections of years ago when Alfie and his brother Mr. Biggs worked at the NYC stripper/nude events. When in town, they were regulars at both Adonis and Spunk (Bozo isn't sure whether either of them ever worked for @Buff Daddy). They also worked at Johnsons in Florida and in Adonis in LA. They also appeared frequently at parties and special events around town - both private and public. When those two boys perambulated around a room naked, or in their briefs, heads turned, customers gawked, eyeballs popped out of sockets, and mouths drooled.

Their "look" was so different than the other Spunk/Adonis/Johnsons working boys. Two young, handsome, clean cut, fresh faced white boys with classy British accents. Both had smooth, lean, muscular bodies not tarnished by unsightly ink. They had the all-American A & F look in a sea of bearded, tattooed Dominicans. That "look" with mass appeal, generated a lot of revenue for each of them. A lot. And it enabled Alfie to reside in Trump Tower (rent free?) for a while.
If Bozo was the object of all of that attention and affection with people throwing money at him, and not having to reciprocate much, Bozo would also likely have a swelled head, and sense of being "special" and "entitled". People like Alfie don't take public transportation when they are used to being squired around town in a limo or UBER.

And you say that Alfie is now "penniless"? That is hard to comprehend. Where did all of that $$$ go? Bozo would be shocked if either of them ever left an Adonis or Spunk event with less than $700 or $800 in their pockets - and that's on a bad night. If Alfie is penniless, it is both very sad, and VERY poor planning.
My, how the mighty have fallen.

BTC
🤡

Paraphrasing Gloria Swanson, “We were young, beautiful and rich, and we thought it would never end”.

[Luv2play]

27 minutes ago, Luv2play said:

Paraphrasing Gloria Swanson, “We were young, beautiful and rich, and we thought it would never end”.

I looked it up . The actual quote is “We were in love with life. We were making more money than we ever dreamed existed, and there was no reason to believe it would ever stop.”

Quite apropos to this story if Alfie.

[Whoisyourdaddy]

Does anyone know Alfie's porn name? I can't seem to find it. Or does he have a RM account? 

[Whoisyourdaddy]

I found my answer. Thanks for the help.

This is my kind of twunk!

You are some lucky gentlemen to witness him in the flesh! I'm jealous.

[robberbaron4u]

10 hours ago, Luv2play said:

I looked it up . The actual quote is “We were in love with life. We were making more money than we ever dreamed existed, and there was no reason to believe it would ever stop.”

Quite apropos to this story if Alfie.

Unfortunately, a sad story too common amongst the "beautiful boys" in the "life".

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

On 6/5/2026 at 6:34 PM, robberbaron4u said:

By Alfie, taking a bus is a humbling experience which he cannot endure. After life in the Trump Tower, Living with mom at Pleasantville is insufferable.  An immigration attorney to whom he was referred has counselled him not to waste his time or money challenging his five year ban from travel to the US. He is "done" in that regard, fried up as I prefer my breakfast bacon, well done and crisp. Past admirers, who he now characterizes as "lonely old men" are not answering his ring. Only Christian with the George Northwood Salon at London can do justice to his hair and he is in need the "works".My suggestion that is his Gran might be able to do a decent haircut with a bowl and pinking shears was met, shall we say, with sputtering, incoherent indignation. The Big 3 O for him is on the calendar in July.  Come, gentlemen, be generous; open your purses.

 Mr. Biggs is the feature performer at the Adonis Naked Party tonight.
Tim's e-mail describes him as the "Adonis Legend from the UK". Oddly, there are no photos of him attached to the e-mail as there are for the other boys.
Was the length of his ban shortened?

BTC
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[robberbaron4u]

3 hours ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

 Mr. Biggs is the feature performer at the Adonis Naked Party tonight.
Tim's e-mail describes him as the "Adonis Legend from the UK". Oddly, there are no photos of him attached to the e-mail as there are for the other boys.
Was the length of his ban shortened?

BTC
🤡

"Mr Biggs" is James, "Alfie's" brother.

[WoolCave]

Alfie was always one of the most beautiful guys at Adonis and I always had a better time because he was there. Then the next morning I’d remember how shitty the night was because Alfie was there. 

[robberbaron4u]

16 minutes ago, WoolCave said:

Alfie was always one of the most beautiful guys at Adonis and I always had a better time because he was there. Then the next morning I’d remember how shitty the night was because Alfie was there. 

Hold that happy thought. I will furnish you the PayPal address for "Alfie" by PM. A fond, sweet memory of the lad such as yours will doubtlessly inspire a generous contribution to his well being and happiness fund.

[WoolCave]

12 hours ago, robberbaron4u said:

Hold that happy thought. I will furnish you the PayPal address for "Alfie" by PM. A fond, sweet memory of the lad such as yours will doubtlessly inspire a generous contribution to his well being and happiness fund.

I’m ok thanks. I only give to a man when I can hand it to him. 

[MscleLovr]

I like the background to this story @robberbaron4u but here’s the part I don’t understand:

“He’s in the process of writing a tell-all book”

Why? He’s a young adult, and I presume he’s still handsome and has maintained a fit, muscular physique.

From what you write, he lives close to London. (I’ve been to Peacehaven to visit a friend, and the public train service is very fast and efficient.)

Why does he not offer personal services in London (or England generally) where the work is legal and well-paid?

[robberbaron4u]

3 hours ago, MscleLovr said:

I like the background to this story @robberbaron4u but here’s the part I don’t understand:

“He’s in the process of writing a tell-all book”

Why? He’s a young adult, and I presume he’s still handsome and has maintained a fit, muscular physique.

From what you write, he lives close to London. (I’ve been to Peacehaven to visit a friend, and the public train service is very fast and efficient.)

Why does he not offer personal services in London (or England generally) where the work is legal and well-paid?

By him, he was once informed by one of his most generous admirers, "You are only here because you are pretty";  unfortunately, he did not take the remark as the admonition, the warning, that it was.  Some years ago, there was a notorious dank, smoke-filled basement  bar,  the Gallus, at Atlanta; it was said of the place that it was the "elephant's graveyard" for the once "bold and beautiful" rentboys of the world, lads who, by reason of maturation and "wear and tear" were reduced to hustling drinks, dinner and "tricks". I, myself, visited it only once, in the company of a friend who touted it as an experience not to be missed in one's lifetime. The place lived up to its reputation. All of the boys, by then men, I encountered there had a story of having lived the "good life" as decorative accessories amongst and at the expense of the "rich and famous"; stories which they knew would make for a best-selling book or made for television flick if they could only find the right publisher or producer; indeed, it was the common thread of the tapestry of their existence. Unfortunately, none of them had prepared for the day when, with fading physical beauty, they became  less of an amusement and more of an aggravation and they found their "place at the table" taken by another, a once desirable but now dated adornment consigned to the thrift store.

[marylander1940]

4 hours ago, MscleLovr said:

I like the background to this story @robberbaron4u but here’s the part I don’t understand:

“He’s in the process of writing a tell-all book”

Why? He’s a young adult, and I presume he’s still handsome and has maintained a fit, muscular physique.

From what you write, he lives close to London. (I’ve been to Peacehaven to visit a friend, and the public train service is very fast and efficient.)

Why does he not offer personal services in London (or England generally) where the work is legal and well-paid?

[robberbaron4u]

2 minutes ago, marylander1940 said:

Clarification and amplification. Being a very pretty and decorative accessory is all that "Alfie" offered in the way of service, "look but don't touch" if you will.  As with any number of the superior grade "model' type boys I have encountered on the road of life,  he is "asexual" given only to "self service" at best; indeed, he considers him to be "pure".

[marylander1940]

7 minutes ago, robberbaron4u said:

Clarification and amplification. Being a very pretty and decorative accessory is all that "Alfie" offered in the way of service, "look but don't touch" if you will.  As with any number of the superior grade "model' type boys I have encountered on the road of life,  he is "asexual" given only to "self service" at best; indeed, he considers him to be "pure".

That business model...

Edited Thursday at 12:46 PM by marylander1940

[robberbaron4u]

2 minutes ago, marylander1940 said:

That business model...

A "storyline", perhaps, to compliment a business model...a supposedly unattainable item oft commands a premium  in the marketplace...

 

[MscleLovr]

3 hours ago, robberbaron4u said:

all that "Alfie" offered in the way of service, "look but don't touch" if you will. 

Now we’re getting to it. And now I understand.

For those who want to just look, there’s Instagram. 

For men like me who don’t mind spending their money, there are attractive male models in big cities. All models have only modest and variable incomes to meet large and regular bills.

It is extraordinarily rare for a male model to earn significant money from modelling, eg the face of a major fragrance or the body who is the icon of a major fashion label (and paid not to work for rival brands).

Per @robberbaron4u: number of thesuperior grade "model' type boys I have encountered on the road of life,  he is "asexual" given only to "self service" 

I’ve dated a great number of male models.
I’ve been happy to pay for dinner, take them shopping for underwear & other clothes, and help them pay their bills. On overnight stays and on vacations overseas, we’ve always shared one bed.
It's NEVER been a platonic relationship.

I can recall two instances where I knew a fit, masculine model was str8 yet he invited himself into my bed; he wanted to show his appreciation for all that I’d done for him. One man was Brazilian, one man was Italian. I’ve been surprised at how much a str8 man will do to please a gay man. 

I can also recall three instances where I took a handsome model to dinner, but it didn’t go any further. My rules for dating were inflexible.
We had to share some activities or cultural interests, and they had to be interesting people.
If they didn’t show much interest in me, I would simply ask after the 2nd or 3rd dinner whether they wanted to come home with me and stay for breakfast. If the answer was No, I cut all contact.

Edited Thursday at 04:24 PM by MscleLovr
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[WoolCave]

On 7/2/2026 at 11:05 AM, MscleLovr said:

If they didn’t show much interest in me, I would simply ask after the 2nd or 3rd dinner whether they wanted to come home with me and stay for breakfast. If the answer was No, I cut all contact.

This is life changing advice for me. Thank you.