!!!ALFIE NEEDS A CAR!!!

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

6 hours ago, robberbaron4u said:

A matter of perspective, I surmise, Alfie's "take" being that "entitlement" by reason of physical beauty is his just due in life, a convoluted  viewpoint that, unfortunately for him,  was reinforced by his "admirers".

One can almost - repeat... almost - give Alfie a pass on having a sense of entitlement due to his physical beauty. 
Bozo has vivid recollections of years ago when Alfie and his brother Mr. Biggs worked at the NYC stripper/nude events. When in town, they were regulars at both Adonis and Spunk (Bozo isn't sure whether either of them ever worked for @Buff Daddy). They also worked at Johnsons in Florida and in Adonis in LA. They also appeared frequently at parties and special events around town - both private and public. When those two boys perambulated around a room naked, or in their briefs, heads turned, customers gawked, eyeballs popped out of sockets, and mouths drooled.

Their "look" was so different than the other Spunk/Adonis/Johnsons working boys. Two young, handsome, clean cut, fresh faced white boys with classy British accents. Both had smooth, lean, muscular bodies not tarnished by unsightly ink. They had the all-American A & F look in a sea of bearded, tattooed Dominicans. That "look" with mass appeal, generated a lot of revenue for each of them. A lot. And it enabled Alfie to reside in Trump Tower (rent free?) for a while.
If Bozo was the object of all of that attention and affection with people throwing money at him, and not having to reciprocate much, Bozo would also likely have a swelled head, and sense of being "special" and "entitled". People like Alfie don't take public transportation when they are used to being squired around town in a limo or UBER.

And you say that Alfie is now "penniless"? That is hard to comprehend. Where did all of that $$$ go? Bozo would be shocked if either of them ever left an Adonis or Spunk event with less than $700 or $800 in their pockets - and that's on a bad night. If Alfie is penniless, it is both very sad, and VERY poor planning.
My, how the mighty have fallen.

BTC
🤡

[marylander1940]

3 hours ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

One can almost - repeat... almost - give Alfie a pass on having a sense of entitlement due to his physical beauty. 
Bozo has vivid recollections of years ago when Alfie and his brother Mr. Biggs worked at the NYC stripper/nude events. When in town, they were regulars at both Adonis and Spunk (Bozo isn't sure whether either of them ever worked for @Buff Daddy). They also worked at Johnsons in Florida and in Adonis in LA. They also appeared frequently at parties and special events around town - both private and public. When those two boys perambulated around a room naked, or in their briefs, heads turned, customers gawked, eyeballs popped out of sockets, and mouths drooled.

Their "look" was so different than the other Spunk/Adonis/Johnsons working boys. Two young, handsome, clean cut, fresh faced white boys with classy British accents. Both had smooth, lean, muscular bodies not tarnished by unsightly ink. They had the all-American A & F look in a sea of bearded, tattooed Dominicans. That "look" with mass appeal, generated a lot of revenue for each of them. A lot. And it enabled Alfie to reside in Trump Tower (rent free?) for a while.
If Bozo was the object of all of that attention and affection with people throwing money at him, and not having to reciprocate much, Bozo would also likely have a swelled head, and sense of being "special" and "entitled". People like Alfie don't take public transportation when they are used to being squired around town in a limo or UBER.

And you say that Alfie is now "penniless"? That is hard to comprehend. Where did all of that $$$ go? Bozo would be shocked if either of them ever left an Adonis or Spunk event with less than $700 or $800 in their pockets - and that's on a bad night. If Alfie is penniless, it is both very sad, and VERY poor planning.
My, how the mighty have fallen.

BTC
🤡

Wasted looks and talent....

He could have made a fortune like some escorts that are now worth a couple of millions... unfortunate he didn't know how to save let alone invest money....

 

[marylander1940]

On 6/5/2026 at 3:34 PM, robberbaron4u said:

By Alfie, taking a bus is a humbling experience which he cannot endure. After life in the Trump Tower, Living with mom at Pleasantville is insufferable.  An immigration attorney to whom he was referred has counselled him not to waste his time or money challenging his five year ban from travel to the US. He is "done" in that regard, fried up as I prefer my breakfast bacon, well done and crisp. Past admirers, who he now characterizes as "lonely old men" are not answering his ring. Only Christian with the George Northwood Salon at London can do justice to his hair and he is in need the "works".My suggestion that is his Gran might be able to do a decent haircut with a bowl and pinking shears was met, shall we say, with sputtering, incoherent indignation. The Big 3 O for him is on the calendar in July.  Come, gentlemen, be generous; open your purses.

[Luv2play]

16 hours ago, wsc said:

In the Academy Award-winning film Gigi, the Maurice Chevalier character observes, "I have been riche and I have been poor. I prefer riche."

Been there, done that; adjustments were needed, adjustments were made, life went on. To the young man with all best wishes, Bon Chance!

That line has been used by many comedians and other celebrities. Chevalier didn’t coin it, I think. We’ve talked about it before but I forget the genesis of the phrase. 

[Luv2play]

4 hours ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

One can almost - repeat... almost - give Alfie a pass on having a sense of entitlement due to his physical beauty. 
Bozo has vivid recollections of years ago when Alfie and his brother Mr. Biggs worked at the NYC stripper/nude events. When in town, they were regulars at both Adonis and Spunk (Bozo isn't sure whether either of them ever worked for @Buff Daddy). They also worked at Johnsons in Florida and in Adonis in LA. They also appeared frequently at parties and special events around town - both private and public. When those two boys perambulated around a room naked, or in their briefs, heads turned, customers gawked, eyeballs popped out of sockets, and mouths drooled.

Their "look" was so different than the other Spunk/Adonis/Johnsons working boys. Two young, handsome, clean cut, fresh faced white boys with classy British accents. Both had smooth, lean, muscular bodies not tarnished by unsightly ink. They had the all-American A & F look in a sea of bearded, tattooed Dominicans. That "look" with mass appeal, generated a lot of revenue for each of them. A lot. And it enabled Alfie to reside in Trump Tower (rent free?) for a while.
If Bozo was the object of all of that attention and affection with people throwing money at him, and not having to reciprocate much, Bozo would also likely have a swelled head, and sense of being "special" and "entitled". People like Alfie don't take public transportation when they are used to being squired around town in a limo or UBER.

And you say that Alfie is now "penniless"? That is hard to comprehend. Where did all of that $$$ go? Bozo would be shocked if either of them ever left an Adonis or Spunk event with less than $700 or $800 in their pockets - and that's on a bad night. If Alfie is penniless, it is both very sad, and VERY poor planning.
My, how the mighty have fallen.

BTC
🤡

Paraphrasing Gloria Swanson, “We were young, beautiful and rich, and we thought it would never end”.

[Luv2play]

27 minutes ago, Luv2play said:

Paraphrasing Gloria Swanson, “We were young, beautiful and rich, and we thought it would never end”.

I looked it up . The actual quote is “We were in love with life. We were making more money than we ever dreamed existed, and there was no reason to believe it would ever stop.”

Quite apropos to this story if Alfie.

[Whoisyourdaddy]

Does anyone know Alfie's porn name? I can't seem to find it. Or does he have a RM account? 

[Whoisyourdaddy]

I found my answer. Thanks for the help.

This is my kind of twunk!

You are some lucky gentlemen to witness him in the flesh! I'm jealous.

[robberbaron4u]

10 hours ago, Luv2play said:

I looked it up . The actual quote is “We were in love with life. We were making more money than we ever dreamed existed, and there was no reason to believe it would ever stop.”

Quite apropos to this story if Alfie.

Unfortunately, a sad story too common amongst the "beautiful boys" in the "life".