If you could go back in time with $1B and hire anyone...

[+ ApexNomad]

6 minutes ago, SirBillybob said:

I didn’t for one minute think that any posted comment was attributable to any fuddy-duddy who might be arbitrarily imagining the swinging 60s as their time of adult male peaking, but had assumed the Time Machine would not just be propelling my sorry old ass to the past while holding a device that might trigger a SWAT team activation. 😏

I saw your original post as an invitation to talk Madonna and Like a Virgin, a huge song of 1985. But somehow, we ended up in an AIDS symposium instead.

[+ ApexNomad]

23 minutes ago, mike carey said:

@ApexNomad I figured your extrapolation to absurdity wasn't entirely serious but it provided a hook to post a comment. We often focus on the specifics of posts rather than more general point a question had been trying to ask!

Respectfully, If I had a billion dollars, I wouldn’t be here… I’d be out testing my stadium rental theory.

But give me a few years.

[Alchemy]

I'd go back to my teen years when I was securely hidden in the closet and I'd be brave enough to come out and have my first gay teen romance -- something so many of us missed out on in high school -- with that boy I crushed so secretly over: Leif Garrett. (I'm pretty sure I could have him now for free but would pass; fame and time have been unkind to him.) But in 1977, my heart melted when I saw him on TV or the cover of my sister's Teen Beat. ... I'd give 16-year-old me that thrill.

[+ SirBillybob]

28 minutes ago, Alchemy said:

I'd go back to my teen years when I was securely hidden in the closet and I'd be brave enough to come out and have my first gay teen romance -- something so many of us missed out on in high school -- with that boy I crushed so secretly over: Leif Garrett. (I'm pretty sure I could have him now for free but would pass; fame and time have been unkind to him.) But in 1977, my heart melted when I saw him on TV or the cover of my sister's Teen Beat. ... I'd give 16-year-old me that thrill.

To put it clangingly, turning over a new Leif. 🥰

Edited 21 hours ago by SirBillybob

[+ Lucky]

JFK Jr, would probably have accepted 1 billion dollars for a romp. Count me in!

[+ Charlie]

In defense of the OP, I think many of these answers have distorted the obvious meaning of his original post and his later attempt at clarification: "Who was available as a provider at some time in your lifetime whom you did not hire because of lack of funds, but if you could return to that time now with virtually limitless money, whom would you hire?" It was not a question about who in history would you pay any amount to induce him to have sex with you. That is worth a separate topic. 

[+ DrownedBoy]

I get the question, but when I was younger, I didn't know much about online providers, nor did I need to look them up. The closest I can think of is an Eastern European twink who was a popular porn star in movies my friends and I watched in college.

If I could go back in time with the same libido I had when I entered puberty, I'd probably rent all the New Kids on the Block and the entire male cast of Baywatch. Toss in Mario Lopez too.

EDIT: There is a now-retired escort (retired less than 5 years ago). Ugandan. He's an influencer now, but no longer meets up. I'd hire him up as a "personal trainer" and set him up in a nearby condo....

Edited 16 hours ago by DrownedBoy
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[Luv2play]

2 hours ago, Lucky said:

JFK Jr, would probably have accepted 1 billion dollars for a romp. Count me in!

His mother did so I guess you’re right. 

[BuffaloKyle]

I'd hire someone to place some illegal sports bets for me. 🤑