Your favorite non bedroom place to have sex

[Steve_D]

Curious to hear about your favorite sessions that took place outside a bedroom - they can be real or imagined 😉

I keep remembering years ago when I had an assistant that was an ex marine 20something hottie that came to work in a super tight white t shirt and tight black slacks and was putting his shirt and tie on in my office - those nips in that shirt and the biceps bursting those sleeves - and that ass so grabbable in those pants - it’s years later and I still think about pushing him up against the door and licking nibbling my way down his body as I undress him and he undresses me and then pushing everything off my desk so we can fill each other’s orifices with cock and tongue - phew - ❤️‍🔥🥵

As it was work, this was actually all just imagined - I was 10 years older and not in nearly as good of shape and he was straight as well as married - but I still remember thinking about how hot he was -sigh

Now it’s your turn - real or imagined what is your favorite place/story  away from the bedroom ? 

Edited January 21 by Steve_D
Forgot to add that this was not a real event just imagined

[Guest]

I suppose tonight in the kitchen? Lol

[Guest]

A couple weeks ago, I was traveling with my husband. We rented a private tub at this spa. I didn't think we would have sex. It was in the morning and we were relaxing. But we got in the mood, so he pounded me. The tub is surrounded by these bamboo walls. You can't see into the tub area, but you definitely can hear. I'm surprised other patrons didn't complain about the noise  😂

[+ ApexNomad]

4 hours ago, Coolwave35 said:

I suppose tonight in the kitchen? Lol

Did you or he add anything to it? The text cut off was a perfect cliffhanger…

[Guest]

We kept it professional and only fucked in the bedroom lol. 😝 

[CuriousByNature]

7 hours ago, Coolwave35 said:

I suppose tonight in the kitchen? Lol

Argh... why did you leave us hanging?  I really wanted to know what you planned on cooking.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, CuriousByNature said:

Argh... why did you leave us hanging?  I really wanted to know what you planned on cooking.

He wants to do this get baked and bake thing. He wants us to both get high on weed and then bake from a cook book. Apparently some tik tocker does it and he loves the idea. I don’t get high with weed so I won’t partake but we’re going to fuck something up in the oven eventually and I promised I’d do an edible for him. He’s blonde and tall and hung and Polish and fair skinned and twinky and uncut so I’ll just do whatever he wants. Today he referred to himself as “Hitler’s wet dream” and no description ever fit a boy more. 

[+ Vegas_Millennial]

A few of the memorable unconventional locations where I've had great sex: 

In the ocean on a beach in Barbados

The top deck on a cruise ship

In a storm drain culvert by a park

On the rooftop of an apartment building in Harlem

On the side of a garage next to the trash bins 

In the backyard at a mobile home park

In the backseat of a car in the parking lot of an apartment complex

In the back of an SUV in the parking lot of a gay bar on election night

On the living room coffee table

In the basement of a house that was for sale in Alaska (sex with the realtor) 

At my workplace after hours, on the floor in my office

In the shower

In a sling

In a hot tub at a men's clothing optional hotel

In a hotel computer center (sex with the hotel night clerk after hours, while he watched the front desk) 

In an emergency exit stairwell at a Disney hotel

On a Disneyland attraction (handjob only) 

On the floor of my barber's shop

On a stage of community theater (after hours)

On a stage at a campground

 

Edited January 25 by Vegas_Millennial

[Steve_D]

15 hours ago, Vegas_Millennial said:

A few of the memorable unconventional locations where I've had great sex: 

In the ocean on a beach in Barbados

The top deck on a cruise ship

In a storm drain culvert by a park

On the rooftop of an apartment building in Harlem

On the side of a garage next to the trash bins 

In the backyard at a mobile home park

In the backseat of a car in the parking lot of an apartment complex

In the back of an SUV in the parking lot of a gay bar on election night

On the living room coffee table

In the basement of a house that was for sale in Alaska (sex with the realtor) 

At my workplace after hours, on the floor in my office

In the shower

In a sling

In a hot tub at a men's clothing optional hotel

In a hotel computer center (sex with the hotel night clerk after hours, while he watched the front desk) 

In an emergency exit stairwell at a Disney hotel

On a Disneyland attraction (handjob only) 

On the floor of my barber's shop

On a stage of community theater (after hours)

On a stage at a campground

 

Wow that’s quite a list! Would love to hear more details about some of these! Particularly the realtor one and the barbershop floor session 🔥 feel free to PM me if you don’t want to share publicly (but it sounds like public sharing is what you like from this list 😉)

[+ sniper]

Please DM me the barbershop.

[+ Vegas_Millennial]

54 minutes ago, Steve_D said:

Wow that’s quite a list! Would love to hear more details about some of these! Particularly the realtor one and the barbershop floor session 🔥 feel free to PM me if you don’t want to share publicly (but it sounds like public sharing is what you like from this list 😉)

 

42 minutes ago, sniper said:

Please DM me the barbershop.

I'm still seeing that barber.  He brings out a mattress at the end of our sessions

[liubit]

On 1/25/2025 at 8:10 AM, Vegas_Millennial said:

A few of the memorable unconventional locations where I've had great sex: 

In the ocean on a beach in Barbados

The top deck on a cruise ship

In a storm drain culvert by a park

On the rooftop of an apartment building in Harlem

On the side of a garage next to the trash bins 

In the backyard at a mobile home park

In the backseat of a car in the parking lot of an apartment complex

In the back of an SUV in the parking lot of a gay bar on election night

On the living room coffee table

In the basement of a house that was for sale in Alaska (sex with the realtor) 

At my workplace after hours, on the floor in my office

In the shower

In a sling

In a hot tub at a men's clothing optional hotel

In a hotel computer center (sex with the hotel night clerk after hours, while he watched the front desk) 

In an emergency exit stairwell at a Disney hotel

On a Disneyland attraction (handjob only) 

On the floor of my barber's shop

On a stage of community theater (after hours)

On a stage at a campground

 

I really need to go out more 😇😇😇 😂😂

[+ sniper]

9 hours ago, Vegas_Millennial said:

 

I'm still seeing that barber.  He brings out a mattress at the end of our sessions

So like how did this start? Was he advertising this service or did you hook up with him first and learn he's a barber? Inquiring minds want to know.

[+ purplekow]

My favorite place is in the shower.  Most unusual was in the press box at the old Shea Stadium during a Mets game.  Turns out, I scored more than the Mets.  

[+ Vegas_Millennial]

21 minutes ago, sniper said:

So like how did this start? Was he advertising this service or did you hook up with him first and learn he's a barber? Inquiring minds want to know.

He waxes my anus, then takes it for a test ride

[jayjaycali]

Getting spit roasted in a steam room. Good times

[+ Vegas_Millennial]

On 1/24/2025 at 7:10 PM, Vegas_Millennial said:

A few of the memorable unconventional locations where I've had great sex: 

In the ocean on a beach in Barbados

The top deck on a cruise ship

In a storm drain culvert by a park

On the rooftop of an apartment building in Harlem

On the side of a garage next to the trash bins 

In the backyard at a mobile home park

In the backseat of a car in the parking lot of an apartment complex

In the back of an SUV in the parking lot of a gay bar on election night

On the living room coffee table

In the basement of a house that was for sale in Alaska (sex with the realtor) 

At my workplace after hours, on the floor in my office

In the shower

In a sling

In a hot tub at a men's clothing optional hotel

In a hotel computer center (sex with the hotel night clerk after hours, while he watched the front desk) 

In an emergency exit stairwell at a Disney hotel

On a Disneyland attraction (handjob only) 

On the floor of my barber's shop

On a stage of community theater (after hours)

On a stage at a campground

 

It's been almost a year since my last post, so it's time to add to my list of memorable sex in unconventional locations: 

Steam Room on a cruise ship

Sauna on a cruise ship

Elevator on a cruise ship

Sauna at a Korean Spa

Bathroom at a gay bar

In the parking lot of a gay bar next to the trash dumpster

In the swimming pool of a gay men's hotel

Friends' house living room after a pool party (while friend was passed out drunk upstairs, me and another guest fucked in the living room)

A hallway in a guy's office in Alaska while on his 15 minute coffee break 

In the ocean off the beach in Sitges 

In the ocean off Polo Beach in Hawaii

A hotel room bed (ok, not typically unconventional, but this one had a view of the Parthenon in Athens.  It was very memorial being serviced by a Greek god while looking at the temple complex to former Greek gods)

Edited Saturday at 07:48 PM by Vegas_Millennial

[samhexum]

Outer space... at least I'd weigh less.

Blanche: “98 pounds. I can't remember the last time I weighed 98. Probably college.”

Dorothy: “Where'd you go to college, Blanche? The University of Jupiter?”

 

[Luv2play]

Giving a blow job to an acrobat as he was hanging from the doorframe on a staircase that served as the back exit to a gay club in Geneva. That was over 40 years ago. Nobody disturbed us but we decided to leave before he came and he took me to the place he was staying and fucked me at 3am beside the darkened swimming pool in his luxury apartment in Cologny across the lake from downtown Geneva. I was young and crazy in those days.