Montréal trip report (and first post)

[Colton]

On 6/16/2026 at 10:57 AM, brettnyc said:

Almost half of the dancers were Latino or non-French Canadian

Back in 2022/23 there was a hot French Canadian named Gabriel.  Didn't give the best private dances, but was a stunner.

[Gr3gbonsoir]

On 6/1/2025 at 7:27 AM, BOZO T CLOWN said:

No they don't.
Lap dances at Stock Bar are done in a separate room that is walled of from the rest of the club. There are curtains in each individual lap dance booth which provide some privacy. Only "some" privacy because the curtains are not floor-to-ceiling. But as long as you keep your feet on the floor, you'll be fine.
Lap dances at Campus are set up very differently. The room where lap dances are done is separated from the rest of the club only by a set of clear plexiglass doors. Anyone who wants to, can look into the room and view what's going on. Bozo has frequently seen creepy (and non-creepy) customers hanging around the DJ booth, alongside the lap dance room, peering in to see what's going on in there. And to make matters even worse, the individual lap dance booths are totally open. There are no curtains. No curtains = NO PRIVACY. There is, however, one lap booth at Campus (the larger one in the corner) which cannot be viewed from outside of the room. That's always the popular one.
And if size matters, the Campus lap dance booths are generally much smaller than those at Stock Bar.
Many customers clearly don't mind the lack of privacy and smaller spaces at Campus since that is usually the more crowded of the two bars.

Bozo had that same experience. Greg was the culprit. He used the 3-minute timer with Bozo. He didn't let Bozo know that he was using the timer, instead of the normal song count, until we were actually in the lap dance booth. Since most songs are around 4 minutes long, Greg was getting a 25% premium for his lap dances. This may be okay with @Ichabod. It wasn't okay with Bozo. After two songs, Bozo ended the session, paid Greg his $$, and said good bye. Lesson learned.

BTC
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Hi Bozo. A client sent me this thread. I always let clients know before the dance that I charge 20$/3 minutes. As of May 2026, 25$/3 minutes. You were advised of my price and still said yes. You had the chance to say no but you did not which meant you accepted my price! And not only did you take one dance,  you toon 2 DANCES!

 

The average song length in 2025 when you made this comment is 3 minutes long. https://www.artist.tools/post/what-is-the-average-length-of-a-song

 

The reason I go by the timer is that I started dancing in Monster where by your comments you have been to so you know how the timer works. However 20$ CAD/4 minutes is 3,5 USD per minute which is much less than monster's 5 USD per minute. 

 

Since I am American and I got my start in the US I refuse to charge less than what I make in the US especially from a fellow American. This is another reason why I made the songs 3 minutes. Which is equivalent to 4,6 USD/minute. 

 

Now I charge 25$ CAD/3 minutes which is equivalent to 5,6 USD/minute and I get naked after the 2nd song instead of the 3rd. 

 

I charge a slight premium because I offer a better experience than almost all the other stock dancers and by the comments on this thread, there aren't many attractive dancers available at stock. 

So. Before this summer when I raised my price you were getting a premium but also paying less than you do at Monster, a place where you probably got a dance with me and I did NOT get naked. 

You do now pay a slight premium at 25$ CAD a song but very few people will complain about the 60 cent USD premium for an attractive and sensual dancer over a not so attractive one. 

And if you don't accept my price that's okay. I have enough clients that do. I'll see you in NYC or MTL. Or even LA because I'm often there too.

I'm glad I was mesmerizing enough that you took 2 DANCES instead of ONE even though you didn't like that a song = 3 minutes! Thank you for the 40 Canadian. Next time it will be 50!

Au plaisir,

Grég

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

1 hour ago, Gr3gbonsoir said:

Hi Bozo. A client sent me this thread. I always let clients know before the dance that I charge 20$/3 minutes. As of May 2026, 25$/3 minutes. You were advised of my price and still said yes. You had the chance to say no but you did not which meant you accepted my price! And not only did you take one dance,  you toon 2 DANCES!

 

The average song length in 2025 when you made this comment is 3 minutes long. https://www.artist.tools/post/what-is-the-average-length-of-a-song

 

The reason I go by the timer is that I started dancing in Monster where by your comments you have been to so you know how the timer works. However 20$ CAD/4 minutes is 3,5 USD per minute which is much less than monster's 5 USD per minute. 

 

Since I am American and I got my start in the US I refuse to charge less than what I make in the US especially from a fellow American. This is another reason why I made the songs 3 minutes. Which is equivalent to 4,6 USD/minute. 

 

Now I charge 25$ CAD/3 minutes which is equivalent to 5,6 USD/minute and I get naked after the 2nd song instead of the 3rd. 

 

I charge a slight premium because I offer a better experience than almost all the other stock dancers and by the comments on this thread, there aren't many attractive dancers available at stock. 

 

 

There are many ways to respond to your, shall we say, "revisionist" history. Bozo will try to be brief.
First, Bozo doesn't disagree as to the "timing" of the use of your timer. Once we were in the lap dance room, you had your clothes off and you were about to proceed with the lap dance, you hit Bozo with your "By the way, I use a three minute timer". Bozo could have, and looking back, perhaps should have walked away. But he did not want to cause a scene. So he decided to play along, and then ended it at two songs. Less drama that way.

Furthermore, you can cite any outside source you want, but veterans of strip clubs, be it Canada, USA, or elsewhere know that a song at these clubs and bars is almost always longer than 3 minutes. The songs are all different times. The average being far greater than your chosen time of three minutes. Most are at least 4 minutes long.

As Bozo said. It was a lesson learned. Never again. And it is now out there on the internet for all to see and learn.

BTC
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[Gr3gbonsoir]

35 minutes ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

There are many ways to respond to your, shall we say, "revisionist" history. Bozo will try to be brief.
First, Bozo doesn't disagree as to the "timing" of the use of your timer. Once we were in the lap dance room, you had your clothes off and you were about to proceed with the lap dance, you hit Bozo with your "By the way, I use a three minute timer". Bozo could have, and looking back, perhaps should have walked away. But he did not want to cause a scene. So he decided to play along, and then ended it at two songs. Less drama that way.

Furthermore, you can cite any outside source you want, but veterans of strip clubs, be it Canada, USA, or elsewhere know that a song at these clubs and bars is almost always longer than 3 minutes. The songs are all different times. The average being far greater than your chosen time of three minutes. Most are at least 4 minutes long.

As Bozo said. It was a lesson learned. Never again. And it is now out there on the internet for all to see and learn.

BTC
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Alright Bozo,

I know for a fact that all the songs on the backroom playlist are 3 minutes to 3:15 long. I asked management who confirmed that for me. As other commenters have stated, some dancers are dishonest with the number of songs.

 

With the timer you ALWAYS know how long a dance is and how many songs it has been (divide by 3). As some have stated dancers have previously lied about how many songs have passed. I like to make a link of trust with my clients by being full transparent with my timer.

 

If you will "never again" get a dance with me that saves me the stress of someone who doesn't agree with my rules because I will not be changing them. 

 

Enjoy the other dancers that are not "as attractive" and who have previously lied about how many songs it has been.

 

As for everybody else, I look forward to giving you a beautiful and unforgettable experience in the backrooms at stock bar for 25$ CAD/3 minutes

Grég