At 81 Martha Stewart is Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover model!

[marylander1940]

OP note: She's certainly gorgeous and many younger women never looked as good as she does now at 81. 

Diversity or window dressing?

Martha Stewart is the oldest cover model ever for a 'Sports Illustrated' swim issue

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The magazine called her a true influencer, with her variety of lifestyle books, television shows, and product lines. Stewart said on Instagram that she wants to inspire...

 

Edited May 16, 2023 by marylander1940

[Luv2play]

Quite an accomplishment. Kudos to Martha.

[marylander1940]

12 minutes ago, Luv2play said:

Quite an accomplishment. Kudos to Martha.

One more accomplishment! Many more to come!

 

[pubic_assistance]

Teenagers disappointed that they won't be jerking-off to THIS issue.

Curious how much is photo-shop and how much is good plastic surgery.

Personally if I were an 80 year old woman, I'd have gone for a less revealing swimsuit.  Sagging old titties are a turn off.

 

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, pubic_assistance said:

...Sagging old titties are a turn off.

I feel a song coming on...

 

[+ azdr0710]

 

a quick bio for those interested......

 

 

Edited May 16, 2023 by azdr0710

[+ azdr0710]

 

Martha demonstrates how to stuff a turkey, South Park-style.....

 

 

Edited May 16, 2023 by azdr0710

[Trick]

1 hour ago, pubic_assistance said:

 

Personally if I were an 80 year old woman, I'd have gone for a less revealing swimsuit.  Sagging old titties are a turn off.

 

I admire her for embracing the reality of sagging old titties at 80.

[Luv2play]

 Better on her than an 81 yo man.

12 minutes ago, Trick said:

I admire her for embracing the reality of sagging old titties at 80.

Quite an accomplishment. Kudos to Martha.

[Trick]

1 hour ago, Luv2play said:

 Better on her than an 81 yo man.

Sagging balls for that one

[marylander1940]

4 hours ago, pubic_assistance said:

Teenagers disappointed that they won't be jerking-off to THIS issue.

Curious how much is photo-shop and how much is good plastic surgery.

Personally if I were an 80 year old woman, I'd have gone for a less revealing swimsuit.  Sagging old titties are a turn off.

 

Will you jerk off to this issue?

She's not a MILF but a snow leopard/silver fox I know... however she looks great for an 81 y/o woman!

Sagging titties... I have a feeling some men have bigger man boobs.

Edited May 17, 2023 by marylander1940

[pubic_assistance]

1 hour ago, marylander1940 said:

she looks great for an 81 y/o woman!

Saw her recently in person. That photo doesn't look like her. Although she has done some good plastic surgery so yeah she looks late 60s not 80s.

[dbar123]

When I was job hunting 10 years ago, 55 was the new 90. Nowadays, old is gold.

[robberbaron4u]

Hmmm...the "flick" Death Becomes Her comes to mind. Whatever has become of poor Peter?

[+ FreshFluff]

I’m impressed at how good the tits look at that age especially since med/large ones like that tend to sag. With a little titty tape, she could have looked even better. 

[caramelsub]

On 5/16/2023 at 10:34 PM, pubic_assistance said:

Saw her recently in person. That photo doesn't look like her. Although she has done some good plastic surgery so yeah she looks late 60s not 80s.

In a recent interview, she claims she has never had plastic surgery, just cosmetic fillers “every now and then.”

[pubic_assistance]

1 hour ago, caramelsub said:

In a recent interview, she claims she has never had plastic surgery, just cosmetic fillers “every now and then.”

Considering Martha had more wrinkles at 50 than she does at 80, I'm gonna call *bullshit* on that statement.

[Guest]

25 minutes ago, pubic_assistance said:

Considering Martha had more wrinkles at 50 than she does at 80, I'm gonna call *bullshit* on that statement.

Well, she's a known liar. Spent time in the federal penn for that. 

[pubic_assistance]

2 hours ago, Unicorn said:

she's a known liar

Her entire career is built on appearances.

Her daughter Alexis has often described Martha's public persona as being the polar opposite of her true personality in actual life.

In 2011, Alexis published a tell-all book, Whateverland: Learning to Live Here, which she co-authored with Jennifer Koppelman Hutt. The memoir made bombshell accusations about Alexis' childhood, particularly her mother's parenting style.

-"Martha does everything better! You can't win," she wrote. "If I didn't do something perfectly, I had to do it again. I grew up with a glue gun pointed at my head."

-When it came to holidays, Alexis said her mother was "not interested in being kid-friendly."

-"She used to make me wrap my own presents," she recalled. "She would hand me things right before Christmas and say, 'Now wrap these but don't look inside.'"

-On Halloween: "There were no costumes. There was no anything. We turned off all the lights and pretended we weren't home."

-Alexis also accused her mother of being a hoarder who had "a very hands-off approach to child rearing" .

- She wrote that Martha refused to buy her a bra when she hit puberty, among other things.

 

[marylander1940]

3 hours ago, Unicorn said:

Well, she's a known liar. Spent time in the federal penn for that. 

To be honest with you because of her bad example some folks know NOT to lie to the authorities while they're under investigation! One of her many contributions to society!

 

Last time we've heard about her accuser he was working as a security guard in an art gallery. I would have suggested other jobs for him considering he's gay. 

 

 

[Guest]

Wow. That Douglass Faneuil sure was a hottie. He's still looking good at 47, if this is still him:

https://www.linkedin.com/in/dougfan/

[samhexum]

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